301 Men Like It to Be Large and Cool

"Listen carefully! You two! Usually, when you fly to Africa, there's a reward of 10,000 dollars. This time, I'll give you 20,000! 20,000 dollars! It's enough for you to visit a prostitute every day for a year!"

In the driver's seat, Kirov took out two stacks of dollars and slapped them in front of the two Serb pilots. He shouted, "However, in exchange, from now on, that noble Chinese person over there is your Tsar! Your kind father! You'll do whatever he wants you to do!"

"Even if he wants to blow up this plane, the only thing you can do is get out of his plane as quickly as possible with that d*mned parachute on your backs. Do you understand?"

One of the pilots said weakly, "But sir, this An-12 is the property of the Serbian Air Force…"

"After it falls, it's mine! I'll pay! Do you understand?! I! Come! Pay!"