I Am A Giaran!

"How does it feel, knowing you almost got signed out of manhood by a unicorn's legs? Muahahaha!" The system's mocking voice rang out as Zeras wiped off the sweat from his temples.

"That is the most horrifying feeling I have ever felt. Almost worse than getting crippled!" Zeras replied to the system. His "big daddy" was now hiding beneath his lap, strangely cold.

"Have you ridden a horse before?" Undying Narelle asked, as Zeras regained his composure and puffed out his chest.

"Of course, I have. I used to ride very big ones that reached up to ten meters in height, back on my home planet across the fields. They were much bigger and wilder, capable of devouring ten men in one gulp. I, Zeras Celestria, have ridden the most rogue of them all," Zeras claimed with a prideful expression. The girls laughed even more.

"You have not ridden a horse before," Undying Narelle said, her tone indicating she was 101% sure. Zeras sighed.