65 The life of a Clone
A while later
Jin Wu was holding his phone, feeling everything was much easier! He smiled to himself and nodded as he continued to scheme sinisterly.
Not too long after
An App came up on the phone, updating everyone's phone at once.
[Cupid's Courtyard]
It was a complete dating app!
Jin Wu grinned as he configured the App to pit people. However, he wasn't a black hearted man… This app destroyed Catfishes with extreme prejudice!
First of all, you can to confirm a picture of yourself and sign up with an account that connected to the Bank, Market, and Jade Willow Phone. If anything was out of place, then you would be banned from the app.
However, this was just the beginning!
Jin Wu used the spirit of his people and added more micro transactions!
Want to be pushed into more peoples' feeds? Sure! Pay up!
Want to send more likes? Sure! Pay up!
Videochat? Pay!
There was even an App-wide market of 'recommended support items' that was full of things already.
There were Lust Mushrooms, Sensitive Oil, Whips… Etc!
And to top it all off, the Dual Cultivation Technique…
It was crippled in advantages, but it still retained the single partner perk. It also happened to be the best Dual Cultivation technique on the market! After all, who wouldn't want a technique that allows them to get stronger by making love?
Not to mention, this technique was a completely acceptable way. Not the Nourishing Yin or Yang or whatever that the evil sects cultivated for some reason.
This technique allowed both parties to benefit.
And the added bonus was the mental comfort that your partner couldn't cheat on you… After all, if they did, they would explode…
As they should!
Anyway…
As with all things, each of these items was priced highly. The best 'liquid' was called Ambrosia which increased the senses of both parties as well as boosting the cultivation effect.
The entire App was made for these Cultivators for them to loosen up. In addition, this wouldn't desensitize people like Tinder had done. Mainly because anyone who cultivated would be blessed with Qi and naturally become more beautiful as they got stronger. There was basically no such thing as ugly in the cultivation world. After Establishing Foundations, ugliness was cured.
All that was left was personal taste which varied from person to person.
For Jin Wu, he liked slightly dumb girls with fiery tempers and blood red hair…
For others, it could be anything… The App didn't discriminate. Even Demon Beasts were allowed.
After all! Everyone deserves love… for a price.
As for the Original Quantum Entanglement technique, Jin Wu sent it to Jin Ren to put in the library, and to Long Zi.
Unfortunately, he didn't know the uproar this caused at home. Liu Ying beat Jin Ren and threatened him to cultivate the technique otherwise bad things would happen. Jin Ren secretly vowed to beat Jin Wu until his legs broke when he returned home…
At the same time Cupid's Courtyard arrived at the app store, Jin Wu added the Divine Beast Blood to the Online Market. Only teasing everyone with little bits of it as he added the restrictions.
When everything was done, it was several days later.
Jin Wu let out a breath as he continued practicing on the cliff.
His clone sat next to him, holding the phone and sighing.
Finally done!
Mu Yu walked over at this moment and smiled sweetly at the original, practicing with him as she waved her arm.
The clone turned green as a mountain of items appeared.
He wanted to cry, but there were no tears to shed!
He sobbed soundlessly, sorting through Mu Yu's sign-in gains once again, like a slave…
There were some good things…
[One of every type of Pokemon Berry]
[All Ninjutsu (E-B Rank)]
[All Shokugeki No Soma Recipes]
[All Food Recipes on Earth]
[Immortal Greenhouse]
[Mysterious Iron Mine]
Along with a ton of other materials, herbs, fruits, metals, etc.
The clones shed tears for real and sorted everything out at lightning speed, just wanting to disappear from this life…
He went into Mu Yu's Inner World and planted all the Berries from Pokemon, Herbs, and Fruits…
Then he paused and watched as the Pokemon Berries grew into trees in an instant, dropping Berries one after the other…
He burst into tears and picked up 2 of each, leaving with a bag for Long Zi and one for Jin Ren.
These bags had everything the two didn't have yet…
The clone sent the Immortal Greenhouse to Jin Ren and told him how to use it before sending the bag of plantables along with all the recipes and the Iron Mine…
Jin Ren saw these things appear and smirked before moving immediately.
He placed the Greenhouse and planted everything with his clones, going to the restaurants in Golden Willow City, handing them the Recipes, keeping a copy for himself in the City Lord Library that was expanding at an insane rate.
The City Scroll took care of the building and continued expanding as Jin Ren poured more resources into it.
There was even an industrial area with the mine that he found and now the new Mysterious Iron Mine…
Everything was looking up for Golden Willow City being built on the blood, sweat, and literal tears of Jin Wu.
The clone sat back down after finishing all this, slowly going through the Ninjutsu with red eyes. Vaguely going through the 5 Stages of Grief…
Finally a few days later, everything was updated and sent. Everything was finally done for the clone. He updated everything in the apps on the phone, added what he was told to add, took care what he was supposed to take care of..
He smiled in relief and laid down, releasing himself from this mortal coil.
Jin Wu paused his practice and got the information from the clone, his lips twitching. Can this damn clone be more optimistic?!
He released another one and told him to do what he had been planning for a long time.
An AI for the Phone!
