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Catastrophic Cultivation!

Clint, a man who chose a heroic sacrifice, came to a Cultivation world only to find out... He wasn't alone! Not only that but he has a massive golden thigh to hug right there! Not a FF... But they get powers from anime and comics so I wasn't too sure about that. Anyway, nothing too serious, just enjoy it.

AgentMonke · Book&Literature
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71 Chs

The Legend Himself!

The Three walked on the street, looking at all the shops.

They came to a street full of vendors.

Jin Wu was shocked, saying "Amazing! The Legendary Stall Street!" Mu Yu was excited, "A Heavenly Treasure is around the corner!" They looked at each other and locked arms, laughing happily while Long Zi ignored them, getting more used to their antics as the time passed.

Long Zi went on his own while Jin Wu and Mu Yu walked around together, looking at the various stalls.

They stopped on an old man, looking at him as Jin Wu pointed at a rusty bracelet, asking "Grandpa, how much is that bracelet?" The old man opened his eyes and muttered, "Good eyes, junior… This bracelet is from ancient times! Only 10 Spirit Stones."

Jin Wu was stunned, repeating "Ancient Times?!" the old man nodded as Mu Yu's lips twitched, "It's only 10 Spirit Stones?" The old man sighed and explained, "The ancient Aura has been locked inside, the prophecy says that only the chosen one can unlock its secrets…" he pointed at the bracelet, adding "You see that? These carvings are on ancient tombs, unearthed hundreds of years ago!"

Jin Wu squinted at the carving… It looked like…

Well, it was hard to say. The best Jin Wu could describe it was a diseased cat drawn by a blind 2 year old.

Jin Wu snapped his fingers and said "I'll buy it!" Mu Yu shook his head, the old man stroked his beard and nodded, "Wise choice, I can see this treasure truly speaks to you, junior!"

Suddenly a voice cut in, "Hold it!"

Everyone looked over at the commotion, seeing a handsome guy with a jade fan walking over to Mu Yu.

Jin Wu gasped and the handsome guy nodded in satisfaction.

But unexpectedly, Jin Wu laughed, nudging Mu Yu, "Look! A wild young master! I bet 5 bucks he asks me if I know who he is!" Mu Yu covered her mouth and said with excitement, "5 bucks says he calls an Elder from his clan!"

The Handsome guy nearly tripped as Jin Wu shook his head, "Nono, they ask you if you know who they are BEFORE calling elders!" Mu Yu turned to him and complained, "And? You already exposed his dialogue! Of course he won't repeat it!" JIn Wu waved a finger, sneering "You think they're smart enough to notice? I'm telling you he'll say it! Watch!"

The Handsome man felt humiliated and growled "Call Uncle Zhang! I'm angry!" Jin Wu was dumbfounded and Mu Yu jumped up, cheering happily "Yes! Yes! Yes! Hahaha!" Jin Wu grumbled, taking out 5 Silver coins, "So lucky…"

Mu Yu graciously took the coins, giggling "Thank you for your business~" Jin Wu rolled his eyes and turned to the old man, handing him 10 Spirit Stones, saying "Thanks, Gramps." while taking the bracelet and walking away with Mu Yu.

The Handsome guy ran over and pointed with a trembling finger, "You! Stop for me!" the duo paused, Jin Wu said quickly "Double or nothing, he spits out blood!" Mu Yu's eyes lit up, "I say he announces his clan!"

The Handsome guy was already talking as they gambled, "I'm the Peng Clan's Young Master!" Jin Wu and Mu Yu's eyes widened, no way!

It was HIM!

THE LEGEND!

Jin Wu suddenly realized and held his head, crying "Ahh! I lost again?! Who is the MC?!" Mu Yu took his money and grinned, "It's me, obviously~" the Legend pointed at the duo who didn't seem to care about him, he trembled with the might of Mt. Tai.

His anger soaring to the heavens.

His will shook the firmament of the World, it was a disaster for all living beings…

Then he spit out blood and passed out.

Jin Wu and Mu Yu paused, looking at him for a moment.

Mu Yu scratched her head, "Is it a draw?" Jin Wu was confused and muttered, "I think so?" she gave him 5 silver and muttered, "Can't this guy be more resilient? Jeez!" Jin Wu shrugged and pulled Mu Yu's hand, walking away to another stall as they continued shopping.

A guard ran over and held the Legend, saying "Young Master! Noooo!"

A little bit later

Jin Wu and Mu Yu were sitting in a restaurant, talking and eating.

Long Zi walked in and looked around before smiling as he walked over, sitting down at the table, "Hello, juniors." Jin Wu and Mu Yu looked at him, smiling. Mu Yu asked, "Did you find anything, Brother Long?"

Long Zi nodded with a smile, "A few things useful to me. How about you both?" Jin Wu held a rusty bracelet from ancient times, smiling "We found several ancient Artifacts." Long Zi's lips twitched as he looked at the bracelet, "I think you may have been deceived, junior brother…"

Jin Wu snorted, "Impossible!" as his hand vibrated intensely. The rust shook off the bracelet, revealing a pure jade bracelet with a cool feeling.

Long Zi was dumbfounded, Mu Yu nodded in satisfaction.

Didn't this guy know? Even the sellers don't know that they all sell Supreme Artifacts.

It was how it goes around here.

Jin Wu looked at the carvings on the bracelet, it was still that diseased cat. He couldn't help but slander the creator in his heart… Brother from ancient times, you couldn't find someone with a better art talent??

Jin Wu flipped the bracelet over before handing it to Mu Yu. She was stunned and looked at the bracelet, saying "For me?" Jin Wu rolled his eyes and retorted, "No, the girl behind you. Of course you, just take it!" Mu Yu held the bracelet and smiled sweetly, unexpectedly not saying anything venomous this time around.

Jin Wu waited for a poisonous remark, only to hear nothing. He looked at her strangely and she just smiled happily. He forgot about it and said, "Bro, I actually found a lot of things." Long Zi tilted his head and Jin Wu was about to take them out when someone barged into the restaurant, shouting "Who dares harm my Young Master?!"