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Catastrophic Cultivation!

Clint, a man who chose a heroic sacrifice, came to a Cultivation world only to find out... He wasn't alone! Not only that but he has a massive golden thigh to hug right there! Not a FF... But they get powers from anime and comics so I wasn't too sure about that. Anyway, nothing too serious, just enjoy it.

AgentMonke · Book&Literature
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71 Chs

Grandpa Mu Departs

Jin Ren returned to the City Lord Mansion as the Su, Long, Yu, and the rest of the Clan Heads arrived, asking grimly, "Old Jin, do we have a problem?" Jin Ren frowned slightly, replying "That old fart is in the Tribulation Realm. I don't know how long the Formation can hold…"

The Su Clan Head, Su Qin, frowned slightly, "What are we to do, old Jin? Just wait like a turtle in an urn?" the Yu Clan Head, a woman by the name of Yu Ling, touched her lips, "Maybe old Jin has an idea? What about you, old Long? Does your son have a solution?"

Long Zi's father, Long Tian, sighed and shook his head, "He returned to the Heavenly Sword Sect a week ago. I don't know what that brat is up to nowadays…"

The other Clan heads started speaking up, very worried about this.

You know! They were living super comfortably right now! Everyone had money, nobody had conflicts with each other, they were learning new things every day, progressing at the speed of a shooting star…

This was unimaginable before!

The only conflicts in the entire city were the disputes for Successors…

They attributed this all to Jin Ren!

Dozens of pairs of eyes looked at Jin Ren, whose lips twitched as he returned, "I'll figure it out." the Clan Heads were relieved and returned to their clans after exchanging information on their recent discoveries and moves.

In the new Golden Willow City, one clan couldn't run ahead of the other, mainly because to maximize products, the cooperation with nearly all the clans were needed.

The Su Clan releases new clothing and the other clans are already walking around with those clothes! How could the other citizens swallow this breath? They bought it immediately!

The same went for everything else!

The Long Clan releases a new pill, there's a rumor that some kid from a clan broke through with that pill…

Even the Auction House had permanently settled in Golden Willow City. They were an outside Branch in the Pure Gold Merchant's Guild.

Now, they were making so much money, they didn't even know what to do with it!

They became the most famous branch in the entire Guild!

Jin Ren sent all these funny old guys away, walking into the City Lord mansion. He passed by a young man, who smiled like a snake, "Father." Jin Ren palmed his head and ruffled his hair into a bird's nest, curling his lips, "Tian'er."

Jin Tian scowled, touching his head angrily, "Damn old man!" Jin Ren laughed as he passed by him before being stopped by a cute girl, "Daddy, I made a new song!" Jin Ren smiled gently, "I'd love to hear it."

Jin Meimei smiled sweetly, "Okay! Bring Mother and I'll play for you both!" Jin Ren pinched her nose and smiled happily, "I'll bring everyone, how about it?" Jin Meimei's eyes lit up with excitement, "Mmm! Okay!"

Jin Ren continued walking, passing by Jin Chen, who was drinking by himself at a table, yawning with a look as though he had given up on himself. Jin Ren's lips twitched and he moved on.

A figure smashed into him, exploding angrily "Jin Wei, I am going to fuck you up!" Jin Ren held Jin Yang's head as Jin Yang walked in the air angrily, holding a halberd, as though he was going to beat the King of Demons.

Jin Ling stepped out with Jin Wei.

The looked at Jin Ren, bowing "Father." Jin Yang froze and looked down to see that he was, in fact, floating. He was suddenly facing Jin Ren, who looked at him flatly. Jin Yang grinned, "Old man! Haha! When did you get here?" as he patted Jin Ren's arm.

Jin Ling looked at the scene icily while Jin Wei smiled calmly, slowly clapping.

Jin Ren threw Jin Yan into the ceiling, walking to Jin Ling and Jin Wei, smiling happily, "My little princesses, come hug daddy." Jin Ling stepped back and Jin Wei waved, "No need, father." Jin Ren grinned and scooped them both up, hugging them tightly, "Nonsense! I'm your father! You don't have a choice! Hahah!"

He walked away, swinging Jin Wei and Jin Ling like dolls in his arms, very happy.

Look at him, his family is so good looking!

Must be his excellent genes.

Liu Ying appeared suddenly, holding her hips and looking at him. Jin Ren froze.

Meanwhile

Jin Wu was in his residence, standing on something, cackling to himself as he inscribed runes and arrays on something.

Mu Yu was chopping the air with her huge cleaver, looking at her grandpa in the sky, "Hey, this formation is so awesome?" Jin Wu laughed loudly, "Of course, I made it! Me! GOD! HAHAHAHAHA!" Mu Yu smacked the back of his head.

Jin Wu blinked and scratched his cheek, "Ha! So weird." before going back to work.

It wasn't long until Jin Ren walked over, dragging Jin Yang behind him, bellowing "Boy! You better explain that old fart in the sky!" Jin Wu didn't even look, replying "That's the sun, you stupid fuck!" Jin Ren's nose turned crooked as Jin Yang burst out laughing.

Jin Ren turned to him and Jin Yang shut up, saying seriously, "I didn't find it funny at all. No way." Jin Wu paused and turned his head, half his face covered with blue hair along with machinist goggles under them, glowing with red lenses.

He was startled, "Huh? Old man? What are you doing here?" Jin Ren pointed at Mu Yu's grandpa, shouting "Your problem! Fix it!" Jin Wu looked over and was shocked, "That old fart is here too?! Since when?!"

Mu Yu sighed, "I've told you 15 times now…" Jin Wu sneered, "I thought you were still nagging like always." Mu Yu's eyes cracked as she shrieked, "AHHH! DIE FOR ME!" Jin Wu waved his hand and said "No need! You can't kill me, I'm too powerful and handsome."

He jumped off the thing he was working on and laughed at the sky, pointing at Grandpa Mu, "You old fart! You'll regret hugging the thigh of my enemy! Hahaha! It's time for science to throw its weight around!" he dragged the thing with him, jumping to the top of the City Lord Mansion.

Mu Yu touched her lips, going after him.

Jin Ren looked up but Jin Yang was gone, "Hahah! I have to see what Little Wu cooked up this time!" Jin Ren shouted, "Brat! Come back here!" as he chased to the roof.

Jin Wei looked at the roof, a light flashing in her eyes as she went up as well.

Jin Wu stood on the roof and went under a tarp.

The rest arrived and looked at the tarped device in confusion, Jin Wu came out and grinned, "Welcome, everyone! Some say that the best weapon is one you don't have to fire. I disagree. I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once!"

Mu Yu rubbed her forehead and sighed, this guy is in love with Tony Stark! Can't he see that Captain America is the best?!

Jin Wu cleared his throat and smiled, "That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far!" Jin Ren was confused, he's never done such a thing! Jin Yang looked at his father, patting his arm, "You're alright, old man!"

Jin Ren's eyes twitched and Jin Wu pulled the tarp, saying "Introducing the newest city defense weapon; The Annihilator."

A huge device with a rectangular head appeared in everyone's eyes.

The legs were clamped into the roof and bolted down, there was a seat behind the huge rectangular barrel and there were engraved lines and runes all over it. They pulsed with a blue light and Jin Wu sat in the seat, grinning as he held two lever-like controllers.

The Annihilator whirred to life, stretching out and turning as Jin Wu controlled it, cackling "This is it for you, old fart! Follow me back to my city and give me a sense of crisis! I'll show your old ass!"

Mu Yu was dumbfounded, staring at the machine in a daze.

What the fuck!?

Jin Wu turned the machine to the old man making a fuss outside the formation, he grinned and laughed, "Goodbye!" before pressing a button.

Everyone watched as the machine lit up with a blue light, it vibrated before calming down.

The man felt a death crisis and turned to see the machine. He was terrified as a massive beam of blue light shot from the machine, reaching him in an instant, smashing into his chest, shooting him across the sky along with a massive explosion.

As he traveled, loud bangs were heard one after the other before shooting into a mountain in the distance!

There was an intense rumble and a huge mushroom cloud appeared in the distance.

Everyone in the city and on the roof stared at the cloud, completely petrified.

Jin Wu jumped onto the barrel and pulled up his goggles, laughing wildly, "How about them apples, asshole?! Hahahahaha!"