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Catastrophic Cultivation!

Clint, a man who chose a heroic sacrifice, came to a Cultivation world only to find out... He wasn't alone! Not only that but he has a massive golden thigh to hug right there! Not a FF... But they get powers from anime and comics so I wasn't too sure about that. Anyway, nothing too serious, just enjoy it.

AgentMonke · Book&Literature
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71 Chs

Fallen Heavenly Immortal, Long Zi!

The blue haired boy said "I get it! I get it already! You're so awesome! Can you give it a rest?!" The girl snorted, "I don't understand why you can't just give me an answer!" The boy replied tiredly, "Because you're unbelievable! I told you there's no way Captain America beats Ironman! Like! You're delusional!"

The girl flared up and the young man watching, snorted in amusement, saying "Hello, junior brother, junior sister." The duo looked over and scanned the young man from head to toe before sighing "It's him!"

The young man was confused and the blue haired boy walked over, clasping the young man's shoulder, "Hey! I'm Jin Wu! But you can just call me Clint. Anyway! What's your name and background, also what are you cultivating? Is it a secret record? You know, I've seen a lot of skills, maye I can help you develop a new one, but-"

Sarah smacked the back of his head and shouted angrily "You're not supposed to ask for someone's cultivation method, idiot!" Clint jumped up and pointed at her nose, growling "Hit me again, Sarah! I will make you regret it!" Sarah raised her hand and grinned, "Come on, pussy! What are you gonna do!?"

The young man sweatdropped, these juniors were so rowdy! Although, he felt no malice from them… However, he looked at Jin Wu strangely, originally he was irked that he was asked for his cultivation method but seeing this…

Clearly it was just Jin Wu's personality.

He didn't mean to offend, he was just very straightforward and simple.

He looked at Sarah and scanned her body, frowning as he muttered, "Heavenly Cleaver Physique?" Sarah paused and looked at him in shock, "Woah! How did you know, Senior Brother!?" Clint was shocked and sighed, "You have a special physique?! And you didn't tell me?!"

Sarah bit her pearly teeth, snarling "Are you my father?! I have to tell you everything?!" Clint closed his eyes and nodded, "Mhm. Exactly. You guessed it." Sarah laughed and started beating him up.

Clint fought back, pulling and shoving on the ground, "These fists are gender neutral, bitch!" Sarah growled, "Whatever you say, OJ!" Clint grinded his teeth as they wrestled on the ground.

The young man looked at this scene before shaking his head helplessly, waving "Junior Brother, Junior Sister, please." they were separated before getting up and circling him, "Wow. So strong."

Sarah stood in front of him and nodded, "I'm Mu Yu, but you can call me Sarah. I'm from the Hidden Mu clan, so if you need a favor, I can help no problem." the young man was speechless.

Clint wasn't to be outdone, leaning on the young man with his elbow on his shoulder, "Don't listen to her, my dad is the Golden Willow city lord." Sarah laughed and waved her hand, "What can you do? Give him a tour?" Clint's lips twitched and he looked at the young man sheepishly, "Ahem… Well, she's not wrong… I'm just the city lord's son, I can't actually do anything."

The young man's lips twitched. Originally, he thought that these two would brag about their backgrounds… He thought Jin Wu was bragging about it but it turns out he was thinking too much.

These funny guys were just very friendly… and honest.

The young man nodded and smiled, "I am Long Zi." Clint muttered, "Purple Dragon?" Long Zi's lips twitched into an amused smile as Sarah rolled her eyes, asking quickly "You don't have anything else, Mr. Young City Lord?" Clint walked to the side, tapping his chin, "Hmmm… Long Clan. There is one in Golden Willow City. If I remember correctly, it was in trouble recently."

Long Zi's expression fell and Clint nodded, "Yeah." Sarah tilted her head, waving for more info. Clint waved his finger, "In Golden Willow city there's several clans situated. But the upper level is Su, Yu, and Crystal Spirit Auction house. The mid level is where the Long clan is accompanied by the Teng clan, the rest are small forces. Recently, I heard the Teng clan was trying to press the Long clan for something…"

He shook his head and shrugged, "I don't know the ins and outs of the matter, but should be someone helping them. They only have 1 Foundation Building old fart sitting there." Clint turned to Long Zi and smiled, "You should be getting pressed, right? Did you go back recently?"

Long Zi nodded and stared at Clint, smiling "The City Lord House is backing the Teng clan." Clint was stunned and replied in shock, "No way? Dad wouldn't do that. Did you find out who it was?" Long Zi took a deep look at him, smiling "Jin Chen."

Clint froze and sighed, "Unexpectedly, I became the villain…" he turned cold, "Then I must kill you before you become a problem." Long Zi frowned before Clint changed and laughed, "As if! Hahaha!" he nudged Long Zi and laughed, "Did you see his face?"

Sarah shook her head, saying "What if he killed you just now?" Clint looked shocked, replying "What?! Why would he do that?" he turned to Long Zi, asking quickly "Bro Zi, you wouldn't kill me, right?"

Long Zi's lips twitched, he really had this intention… This junior brother of his had quite the personality… Even fooled him!

You have to know, Long Zi was only this body's name…

His real name was Xing Longren, the Heavenly Immortal Pill God!

He was betrayed by his disciples, killed over an ancient cauldron and scroll! How he had the unranked Cultivation Technique and the stone cauldron that he couldn't identify… Other than that, all his previous life's techniques and pill recipes were in his mind.

He was going to cultivate to return to the Heaven Realm for revenge!

His technique was very special, it was an Alchemy God inheritance!

In short, he was him!