57 Explaining to 'Yu Linling'

The group entered the Secret Realm and landed in a large plain with forests, mountains, and lakes in the distance.

The 4 stood there for a moment until Yu Linling looked upset that her phone didn't work in the Secret Realm. She put it away and looked at Jin Wu, asking "Junior Brother, why didn't you just beat that smelly old man?"

Jin Wu almost collapsed and looked at her sarcastically, "That old man was a Void Crossing Stage 9 Cultivator, how can I beat him?" Yu Linling knocked on her head cutely, "You seemed to have the upperhand…"

Long Zi chuckled and shook his head, "There's a difference between dodging and attacking, Senior Sister Yu." Yu Linling blushed and whispered, "I know…" Jin Wu waved and explained, "I can escape from his attacks because I can predict when he's going to attack me and where. But if I want to fight him, it's basically impossible. The most I can fight is Half Step Void Crossing Stage."

He rubbed his chin and added, "A full 2 Realms above me… not possible. The main reason is because everytime you cross a new Realm, your life level increases. The power and pressure on lower realms expands exponentially. The Cultivation Techniques that we practice take a different evolution path that offsets this pressure. While we can have the same power as a new stage evolutionary cultivator, to fight one that evolved twice is really ridiculous."

He tilted his head and grinned, "But if I wanted to use props, it's not impossible…" Mu Yu looked at him with her arms crossed, rolling her eyes, "The 'Emperor'?" Jin Wu clapped excitedly, "Yep!"

Long Zi asked curiously, "Emperor?" Jin Wu grinned and slapped the ground, saying "Come on out, Emperor Mk 2!" a large array appeared, glowing blue as a portal opened on the spot.

A massive head appeared from the portal as the rest slowly came out.

Mu Yu, Yu Linling, and Long Zi's eyes widened to the max, staring up at the towering robot!

Jin Wu patted the leg of the Emperor, laughing, "This is my new baby! The Emperor Mk 2!" Yu Linling cheered, "Awesome! What does it do?!" Jin Wu smirked and said "What DOESN'T it do? He can fly, shoot lasers, repulsion blasts, plasma blades, energy shields… The Emperor is the best at anything!"

Yu Linling was awed and asked, "Who made it?" Jin Wu nearly collapsed, ruffling her hair as he cursed, "It was me! Idiot!" Yu Linling was dumbfounded, "HUH?!" Long Zi looked at the robot with curiosity while Mu Yu sighed at Yu Linling, revealing "He also made your beloved Jade Willow Phone."

Yu Linling's eyes widened and she stared at Jin Wu fervently, bowing "Big brother, please recharge my account for free!" Jin Wu's lips twitched and Yu Linling thought of something, asking "Huh? Why doesn't anyone know?"

Jin Wu rolled his eyes, flicking her head, "Don't you understand the saying 'Possessing a Treasure is a crime'? The profits from the Jade Willow alone are so astronomical that even Tribulation Realm Cultivators would be tempted. Why should I announce it to the public? Nobody except for you 3 and my family know."

Yu Linling gasped, "Everything in Golden Willow City was made by you?!" Jin Wu shook his head and smiled, "Most. Sarah made the rest." Yu Linling had a question mark over her head as Mu Yu pulled her ear, "Me. It was me." Yu Linling's eyes sparkled, hugging Mu Yu, "Big sister! Haha! These clothes are too comfortable! I love you! Mwah!"

Mu Yu smiled in amusement, pushing Yu Linling's face away as she waved kisses over.

Long Zi rolled his eyes, looking at Jin Wu, "Plus the fact that you're never at the Sect…" Jin Wu waved and laughed, "If they want to think I'm trash, let them. That old man never reports to the Sect anyway, as far as they're concerned I joined the Sect at the middle of the Foundation Establishment Stage."

Long Zi shook his head with a smile, looking at the Emperor, "How did you create this behemoth?" Jin Wu walked over and patted Long Zi's shoulder, "This is a Mech!" Long Zi was confused, "Meh-eck?"

Jin Wu's lips twitched and he pointed at the Emperor, explaining "This isn't a Gundam. The difference between a Gundam is culturally as well as physically. Gundams are generally smaller while mechs are huge. This Mech's inspiration came from Pacific Rim. The next Gundam will be from Code Geass. Oh right! The Controls for the Emperor as all linked to your mind through an improved version of the Neural-cranial Device. You will control the Mech with your mind and the delay is nonexistent!"

Long Zi felt his head fill up with new knowledge, not understanding.

Jin Wu took back the Emperor without using it, making it disappear, as he explained, "Generally, there's a disconnect between brain waves and actions. Either your body is moving before your brain or your brain is thinking too fast. These robots, because of my improvements and adjustments, will act immediately. It's like replacing your body with the robot itself. All the functions will let you know through the mental connection."

Long Zi nodded, "I see." Jin Wu paused and Long Zi changed the subject, "Perhaps we should split up?" Jin Wu's eyes twitched, 'I see' my ass! This guy didn't understand anything at all!

Yu Linling waved her hands, "I want to go with Brother Long!" Mu Yu looked over at Jin Wu, sighing "I'm stuck with the loser." Jin Wu groaned, "Not this bitch again…" Long Zi nodded with a smile, "Well, good luck you two." as he left with Yu Linling.

Mu Yu and Jin Wu looked at each other before Mu Yu walked over, Jin Wu pulled her waist and kissed her fiercely. She slapped his chest and giggled as they separated. Jin Wu stroked her cheek and smiled, "What do you want to do?"

Mu Yu pouted "Are we not going to explore?" Jin Wu's eyes lit up, "Just what I was thinking!" he moved Mu Yu to his back and laughed as he kicked off the ground, Moonwalking away, "You're heavier."

"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!"

"You said it, not me, bitch."

"That's it! I'm jumping off."

"Sarah stop! AH! Come back here!"

"Hmph! No~!"