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Cafe Catastrophe

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Read Cafe Catastrophe novel written by the author lyellcrookshanks on WebNovel, This serial novel genre is Magical Realism stories, covering comedy, superpowers, sliceoflife. ✓ Newest updated ✓ All rights reserved

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Four retail workers dealing with the joys of customers. It’s a small store that they began together after college. They’re using it to pay off some of their loans. For the first year it was completely fine-until one Halloween night when a bunch of kids came in and caused a racket, accidentally leaving behind an occult charm when they were chased out.

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