1 A Day In The Life Of A True Texan

It all started with a busch lite, and and a marlboro red in my hand. With my cousin next to me and my other hand in her luscious breasts. Then the inbreeding apocalypse began.

"Karen suck my dick like my sister used to. Yeehaw we got a winner! Chicken dinner!" I said and therefore my cousin did. Oh boy does she know how to make a cousin feel good.

Little did I know, that our actions would lead to the fucking apocalypse. And I do mean fucking, of the cousin variety.

-9 months later-

My cousin gave birth to a cyclops baby and I'm the daddy. I'm taking that bitch to Jerry Springer.

We finally arrived at Jerry Springers show, Jerry proceeded on with the results and the results came back that I...

-To Be Continued-