Chapter One

Dazai was walking with Atsushi to the agency building. He had met everyone but a few people. Hiroshi walks past them with two skeletons following him, slowly falling apart and disappearing. "What the hell," Atsushi said. Dazai laughs. "That was Hiroshi," he said. "He is like my son. I took him in when his dad died," Dazai said. "Sadly, he doesn't call me dad, but such is life," he said as they walked in. Hiroshi slams papers on Dazai's desk. "Stop being creepy to strange women and then telling them to call me about dates, you ass," he said. Dazai smiles. "But I am trying to help you, my son," he said. Hiroshi sighs. "How many fucking times do I have to say it? I am gay; I like dick, you asshole," he said and picked up his new job and left. Atsuski looks. "He is scary when mad," he said. Dazai laughs. "Yes, well, he will calm down soon enough," he said. "You should stop messing with him, Dazai," Kunikida said. Dazai waved his hand "he is fine," he said. "one day, he will kill you; you have ruined six of his relationships." Kunikida said. "They were not suitable for my boy. He needs someone like you, Kunikida," he said. "For the last time, I like women," he said. "But my son is so sexy. He has tattoos and a fantastic work ethic, and he can cook also; he is a neat freak," Dazai said. "Why are you trying to pimp out your son," Kenji said. "Also, we have never seen you with a woman, Kunikida," Kenji said. "If they did date, Hiroshi would be the top, most definitely due to his size and muscles," Ranpo said. Dazai nods. "Agreed," he said. He was warming up Hiroshi's lunch and smiled. "His spicy tofu pad tai," he said. Kunikida sighs. "He is going to kill you," he said. "He is a vegan, and that is his lunch," Kenji said. Dazai was eating. "It is so good," he said. Ranpo looks, seeing Hiroshi walk in. "Dazai, you little," Hiroshi said. Atsushi walks over. "You can have my lunch. It's just rice porridge," he said. Hiroshi sighed, lighting a smoke. "Thank you, Atsushi, but you need your lunch like everyone here," he said as his eye twitched's and he walked out. Dazai smiles happily. "His cooking is amazing," he said. Kuikida sighs. "Yes, he is, but that doesn't mean you eat his lunches," he said. Kunikida walks into the cafe and sees him eating he turns and left.