1 Please Impregnate Him Instead of Me

* Episode 1 – Please impregnate him instead of me

"Father, please impregnate him instead of me."

"What? You now, what are you talking about, you bastard?!"

"That is-"

Old ceiling and musty room.

The man, his father Kang Hyeon-moo, rolled over on the electric blanket on the floor and remembered what had happened yesterday.

"—Tsk."

Then, the place is a family restaurant.

However, it is not a common franchise, and the story started with him, his son, and his daughter-in-law, a brown-skinned, healthy-looking girl, laughing and enjoying a meal in an old building modeled after a foreign company, and he fell into contemplation first.

"It's been a long time since I've been with you. When I was a kid like this, I came in and out often, but I grew up quickly these days, time flies so fast… I wondered if you guys would get married someday, but it really is so fast, I'm already old too."

"Your father still looks healthy."

"Me? Hey, I can't use it, man, it's past the expiration date, so I'm staying here. These days, if I do anything, my shoes hurt, so I don't even open the store often."

"…For saying that, there are rumors here and there."

"It's a man's instinct, so I can't help it. You're all grown up, shouldn't I stretch my feet too?"

"You're healthy. What?"

Haha, the opponent with a short laugh is Kang Sung-woon, his son.

Although the two look like father and son, they are quite different.

One is a half-unemployed man with sports hair and a tank top over jeans… No, considering the tattoos and muscles on his back, he is a man who looks filthy and formidable. He is often hit by the sea breeze and the sun, and he is a man with a thick line because he has many scars, perhaps because his life has many ups and downs.

Conversely, the son, unlike his father, had thin lines, fair skin, and a girlish appearance. Unlike the other side, who looks like a man in the sea to anyone, it is not strange even if he walks around all the girls in this village with his spritely thin clothes and neat-looking face.

"You too, say a lot."

"Thank you, Mister~! Uuuuumm~!"

Finally, the daughter-in-law, Lee So-ra.

Rather, it looked like a boy to the extent that the reputation that this side looked like Kang Hyeon-moo's daughter.

I like to move my body, so my skin burns, my hair is short to make it easy to move, and I dress like an old man, with no bra and a white tee. Thanks to her huge breasts that exceed three digits, she catches the attention of the people around her, but she is so easy-going that she doesn't even pay attention to herself.

"How old is he and he hasn't changed at all. The only thing that has changed is his body and his hair is the same."

"It's Sora. If she changes, that's scary."

"Hagisa…"

"…Mumo?

Even as the two of them laugh, Sora sucks on the spaghetti with a mouth full of sauce.

The look softens the atmosphere.

The combination doesn't go well together, but at first glance, it can be seen as a good family relationship, so at least until this time, Hyun-moo hadn't even imagined that her son would spit out such a sound.

"Yeah… You said you got a job in the city, but why did you come here? I got married and took the money I saved up to live on."

"Oh that's…"

"You didn't come down, so I thought I'd go up and look around the house… Or is there something wrong?"

"Um…"

It was from this point on that the atmosphere became giddy.

Hyeonmu moved her mouth as he thinly sliced ​​a chunk of meat that did not fit his size.

"If you can't talk, it must be the story of your parents' family. What else, did the in-laws say you didn't have a mother? If so, tell me. I'll turn it over and come back."

"Obviously, I was against it when we got married. But my father helped me, so I don't say those things anymore."

"Even my mom didn't say that~! That's right, my installment and grandma glared at me a little… When they talked about me getting married without even talking to my mom in the first place, they rolled their eyes and gave me instructions about this and that~! And then It's funny to only fuck with Sungwoon, my mom is also single~!!"

"Your mother-in-law lost her husband too quickly…"

"That's right~?! She left the house because her mother was getting married and didn't even help when she was pregnant~! Heungheung~!"

"They're decent, too. People of my age are just quietly in the master bedroom. What do they say about the marriage of a granddaughter who gave birth to a child who lost a child…"

Anyway, it was the story of the in-laws.

Now that the words were clear, his son Sung-woon wiped So-ra's mouth with a napkin and said quietly.

"That's why. They must be old, but they don't get angry like they used to."

"I don't think these words will come out of the flow of the story right now?"

"They opposed the wedding, but I didn't particularly resent it. They lived in this area for a long time and thought they were an influential family and lived with pride. That's how it happened, but now, when I think that my granddaughter and daughter got married to me and went blind… I just feel sorry for her."

"Why is he so demeaning? What's wrong with you! You've had a hard time meeting your father by mistake, but you can find a job on your own, get married, and there's no other guy like you?!"

"Right! That's right! Grandpa and Grandma are weird?!"

"Anyway, even though they're seniors, I came here because I thought I wanted to get along well. So, at first, my voice was high, but then I calmed down, and then my true feelings came out…"

Hyeonmu was listening to his son's story with his arms folded.

However, this was the problem.

"What do you mean? I'm here to welcome you with open arms, right?"

"Yes…"

"…? Why are those humans suddenly?"

"You're old. You're doing it today and tomorrow, so you want to see your great-grandson. Then you said that this core would melt away-"

"It's really a shame! I saw the wedding of my granddaughter's daughter, okay! If you do it tomorrow, you'll be able to take your own money today and walk to the crematorium tomorrow hand in hand. Well, they say they have so many lingering attachments to this world, but I don't know!"

"Mister. Even if it's a strange person, that's a bit…"

"…No hit."

"Ugh…"

Still, they say that they are the daughter-in-law's family, lower their heat and untie their arms.

Anyway, the other side proposed a reconciliation plan, so it's a story that my son agreed…

"So what about me? I'm sure you didn't come just to tell me a story… Ask me to be your babysitter? Come on. I'm finally free, so I'll give you some pizza. I'd rather use the money I saved up to send you my allowance, so maybe you should find someone else to take care of your child. "

"No matter how much I do, I have no intention of leaving you as a babysitter! It's not good for my child's education!"

"Even though he looks like this, Sungwoon raised himself well!"

"That's what Sungwoon is weird about! A person who hangs out in the neighborhood cafe in the middle of the day when his son goes to school and hangs out with women!"

"What is that…"

I had nothing to say.

This daughter-in-law, even though she looks easy-going, that's why she was a woman who knew how to hit properly.

"My father's behavior, on the other hand, was useful as a teacher, so…"

"What do you mean, did you think of me that way?"

"Anyway, to get to the point… I put a lot of effort into having a baby with Sora this time."

'Man, I've quietly skipped over this and fell asleep.'

She wondered what the hell she had done wrong and had to listen to her son making a child, and when she listened half awkwardly and half like a sexual harasser, her son hesitated again.

"So, why? Didn't it go well because it was your first experience? So you want to get some advice from an older man?"

"…"

"…That is."

"What's wrong with the atmosphere? Is there something wrong? My son, are you not standing up? Is this not okay?"

Make a circle with the thumb and forefinger of your right hand, and press it between the holes with the index finger of your left hand.

Literally sexual harassment.

"Father."

"Isn't this okay? Come to think of it, I think I didn't give you sex education… Did you put your cock somewhere else and shake it?"

"Father…!"

"I know, stand up well. But even if you're a boy, sometimes when you go into a room, you smell like chestnut flowers, you bastard."

"Father!!"

Haha!

"Your uncle is really harsh… He has no delicacy…"

"That's how it was from the beginning. But I don't want to hear that from you. Wipe off the sauce on your mouth and say this."

"Okay…"

"So what's the story? Should I talk nonsense like a clown again and make the atmosphere more relaxed?"

"No, it's not like that. It's just a story like this, so it's a bit difficult to say-"

"Then what are you talking about, man! If you're a grown adult and want to talk about it, don't be scared! Squeeze your ass and say it! It's frustrating!"

"Yes… Well, I'll tell you."

"Yes…"

Sungwoon and Sora glanced at each other.

I thought it was a really good couple to know their intentions just by looking at them, so my father looked at it favorably, but the words that came out afterwards are more shocking than I thought.

"I, Father. I have a favor to ask of you."

"Ongya. Tell me."

"As I said before, I want to get married and have a good relationship with my in-laws, so I'm trying to get Sora pregnant… Yes, as my father said, something isn't going well. So I set up a table to ask for a favor personally."

"So what? What's the matter? You guys are asking me for help with things you can't do at night."

-Come.

"Father, please impregnate him instead of me."

"…"

Short silence.

"…? Ok?"

And it took about 10 seconds for the brain to understand the word.

Short for Hyeonmu, long for the two of them, such a time has passed.

'Pregnancy? I?'

──My brain finally understood the words.

"What? You now, you bastard, what are you talking about?!"

"That is-"

"That's Nabal! Do you fucking know what he just said!!"

"Mister, calm down. It's not just Sungwoon's decision alone, it's what I accepted."

"Are you gas, you're going crazy too?!"

"Even if Seongwoon and I are normal?! First of all, listen to the situation and shout! People around you will notice!!"

"…Mmmm!!"

When I came to my senses, my back was floating. I calmed down the anger that seemed like my short hair was about to come up and sat down again. Fortunately, reason remained, and in the heart of her heart she believed that her son would not make such a request unnecessarily.

"I'm sorry. I knew you'd be so angry."

"A child you know would say that?! What the hell is going on, you're asking your father to impregnate your wife!!"

"First of all… Apart from the requests of the elders, we also wanted to have a child… I just joined the company, so I'm busy with work, and I often leave Sora at home, so Sora herself was motivated because she thought it would be a little less lonely if she had a child. …"

"But what?"

"Mister."

"So what are you asking?"

"Hey, he says he doesn't have seeds."

"…What?"

"There are no seeds. Seedless watermelons. Do you know what it means?"

"Yes… He said…"

At those words, Hyeonu's face hardened.

Seedless watermelon… That's not unusual in this day and age, but in many ways it wasn't good.

"At first, I thought I was Seok-nyeo, but when I went to the hospital and checked it out, it was said that Sung-woon was the problem.

"Huh, I'm sorry for Sora-ni, but the uncle says open it. Are those old people worrying about how much is left before the expiration date? It's just bad luck and I didn't get it right."

"But even if the two of them go back, they will have eyes on their relatives… It's sure to be noisy again…"

"You two and your relatives didn't like our marriage very much, but if I knew that the bottom was like this, I know what I'd say about it."

"…Huh."

Anger subsided.

"Do you misunderstand Mister? I want to say it again, did I want to have a child too? It's a little like that when Sungwoon goes to work alone. It's an era of low birth rates, so I want to contribute. Besides, you want to have grandchildren, right?"

"That's true, but… What about the surgery? These days, even if there are a few sperm alive, how do you fertilize it?"

"They say that Sungwoon's case is unique. It's completely impossible."

"A sperm bank? Or adoption…"

"Do you really want a child who doesn't mix our blood? So, if Sung-woon couldn't have a child, at least what about a child with mixed blood, and the conclusion I came to was this."

"Ummm…"

"I know we're talking weird, but I want you to think about it seriously."

Even though she cursed at me for being a 'crazy bitch' inside, it was difficult to criticize her. It seems that it is true that they want a child, and then the heat of the in-laws over there subsides, so it seems that this is the result of worrying twice.

"…One person?"

"Relatives say that their son is different. I think so too. So maybe it's not just once…"

"It makes people go crazy, really. Or can't you borrow sperm and borrow it?"

"Then I heard you're an idiot…"

"Shit. When are you talking nonsense? Even this old man doesn't believe in bullshit. If you sleep with the fan on, you'll look around, why?"

"Still, I want to be born strong, so I'm going to believe in superstition…"

"Sora-ni, Nina, the same, asking for a son and believing in strange superstitions are just the daughters of that family."

"…Ehe."

"What are you laughing at? It's not even a compliment."

"Sorry for the strange request."

Nebula lowered her head, but stood up without a look.

"I know… Anything else to say?"

"No."

"Then I go first.

"Dad, then this story…"

"These idiots see people as crazy about color. Did I think I would just nod right away because I usually go around with a girl?"

"Father."

"Don't be too angry, uncle…"

"Ah, I know I know. I'm not that angry. It's just because I'm dumbfounded. So, let's take care of ourselves and think about it, you crazy people."

"Yes…"

After saying that, I strode out, finished the calculation, and got back in the car.

The two of them awkwardly stayed at the place and left, after which they asked how they were doing and shared their current situation via chat, and ended the day.