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white.

that's all he could see, he couldn't feel, couldn't move, only think, and observe.

he had no idea how long it has been, it could be a day, a week, a year, since there was no sun, he couldn't keep track of how many days passed.

but he remembered his life, and how he died...

(how the hell did I get hit by a truck on an empty road? and where did it come from?)

he blinked and there was an old man in front of him. confused about where he came from he asked the obvious question.

"uh, who are you?" the old man just looked at him for a few seconds and made a couch.

(really?)

"so, you know what's happening don't you?" asked the old man, with a small smile while sitting down on the couch.

"...let me guess, im being reincarnated" he answered, being a weeb helped him in the situation.

"yes, but not because I made a mistake, I was just bored" answered the old man with that same smile that just became irritating after that statement.

(asshole)

"That was rude," said the old man abruptly, surprising the soul.

"oh right, so what's you're name?" he asked looking at the sitting man.

with a shrug, he answered, "call me bob".

(really? Bob? totally original)

"anyway, I'm giving you three wishes, but here's the catch you can't choose them"

said Bob, which made the soul even more irritated.

"why? I'm being reincarnated, I should at least be able to choose one of my abilities" he argued, glaring at him.

"...fine, but the other two are going to be spun by this wheel," said bob as the wheel appeared next to him, but he wasn't done "you can't choose rennigan"

with a click of the tongue, he relented.

"fine, spin the wheel first." bob nodded and the wheel spun... for about a minute.

and it landed on the section where there was written 'Excalibur'.

"well aren't you lucky, any sword in the world that im sending you in will pale in comparison," said Bob with both eyebrows raised In surprise.

"well, how will that work? not like a baby can be born with a sword in hand, and I can't wield it until I'm at least fourteen"

he pointed out, to which Bob nodded in agreement.

"well, how about this, I'll make it possible for you to summon the sword in your hand, and it will adjust to your size as you grow" he agreed to this statement with a nod and watched as the wheel spun again.

spinning for the same amount of time as the first time and landed on the section where 'talent' was written.

"okay, that's self-explanatory, you will pick up everything you try to learn at a faster rate" Bob explained and looked at the soul to wait for his third ability.

"so, uh, ..." he contemplated for a bit, then smirked, "I want the ability to make two things switch places, even the living organisms" Bob looked at him and frowned.

(hah, I still got what I wanted, get dunked on)

"...you know I can deny that right? just because of what you just thought" Bob pointed out, with a raised eyebrow.

(damn)

"fine, well then, good luck Alex," said bob which confused the soul.

"my name is not Ale-" he couldn't finish what he was saying as everything went black.

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opening his eyes groggily and looked around, everything was blurry, but he could hear a language he didn't understand, but there was one word he knew the meaning of, it was a name, a name of the main character.

(im in Moshukou Tensei aren't I? and Rudeus is my brother, just great)

if a baby could sigh he would, suddenly he was picked up, and as his right cleared up, he saw a man, who was most likely his father, as soon as he could see clearly, he saw him, Paul, who was making weird faces.

then Paul started telling him something.

(does he think a kid can understand what he's saying?)

but then he heard another Name he understood, Alex...

(so, he was referring to my name in this body)

he just stares at his father blankly, before the older man pouts...

(he pouts? really?)

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