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Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

Shade_Arjuun · Fantasy
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Author's Advice For You Before You Get Into This Book!

Hey there. Yes you!

Thanks for deciding to read this book. Here's a few tips that you should take into account before reading. I'm sure they'll help you decide if you will continue reading or not. I understand that people have preferences and I begrudgingly respect that! Ahem!

ONE:

The First Volume doesn't happen over a long period. Pacing, as people call it, is slow as the events happens in a few days but a LOT of things happen including some major character development. It is designed mainly to tackle Skullius' development power-wise, mental-wise and objective-wise and therefore doesn't focus on much else. There is expansive LORE, POWER SYSTEM EXPLANATIONS and INTERESTING CHARACTERS but nowhere near as much as the next volumes.

The Second Volume also starts with a slower pacing but picks up as the plot gallops ahead. It introduces the world on a grander scale and goes shows Skullius progression in it.

If this isn't your kind of thing, then you're welcome to drop.

TWO:

This story doesn't provide immediate answers to SOME mysteries. I take my time and reveal it little by little as its going to be a VERY, VERY long story. Trust me. There's no rush. If fast pace and quick reveals are your thing, then this probably isn't for you as I WON'T be changing that.

THREE: 

EVERY major event that happens to the MC or that he does, has a reasonable explanation that will be revealed at my discretion. You'll find that I often refer back to past events that you didn't expect. Most things are connected and correlated. The plot is set. There is a buckload of concepts in this novel and I know them all. They will be explained and dived into. I read this book regularly along with you too so I don't forget stuff. Probably.

I have a deep understanding of the MC and his mindset and I'd appreciate it if you critically think it over too with respect to what I present. You're not prohibited from having your own view of the characters but... I'm just saying.

FOUR:

It can get brutal. Blood, gore, hate and all. There won't be a harem. For Skullius at least and he isn't exactly a lady killer. Romance will feature FAR into the novel but not too much or cringey.

FIVE:

This is not a perfect story by any means. I love it and appreciate it but I don't think it's the best work on the platform or anythin, yet it's my BABY so I'll support it. Every character I've created, has a purpose, every creature a uniqueness. The world is expansive and entertaining (I think so at least), but it's inspired by a lot of other things. It can get tropey, or boring but every arc has some spice and a meaning. The MC will grow and learn over the course of this huge journey so DON'T rush him. There's no OVERPOWERED tag.

With that, THANKS for reading this. Please support with Ps, Gt and comments. Lots of comments if you like this book as I'd like to hear your thoughts. Surely something in the book has to make you type something bro!

Something!

LOVE Y'ALL!

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