1 Hahahaha am alive

Jinyian hospital

2.00pm

Room 25b

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Owwww What happened, where am I,

why is everything white and blurry. Wait

am I in heaven.

Silence filled the room as a young boy around sixteen years of age with God defying good looks stared at the air in daze . He seems to be lost in thought as to why he is the only one in heaven and why no one else has come to welcome him and give him a tour of heaven.

" I seriously thought they will be a grand welcome or at least a little banquet but nothing". But hey heaven is still heaven, YES ALL THOSE SACRIFICES WEREN'T IN VANE CLEANING LI NIE DORM ROOM, WASHING JUN HUNG SCHOOL UNIFORM, AND FINALLY READING AND STUDYING FOR MINE AND 5 OTHER KIDS SATs . I made it to heaven, so this is how peaceful and quiet it is, but why does heaven smells like disinfectant and medicine and also why are there syringes and shots in heaven.

Suddenly the door opened and an average looking nurse with a vexed and grumpy expression walked in.

"hey twerp, someone came to see you yesterday and left some food for you, said she was going to be here tomorrow to check on you, I still don't understand why", the nurse said this why hiding her red cheeks, she had to admit this young lad had the looks of a god. "she is either dumb or very naive, you don't have an ability or any special skill. some people are just dumb."the average looking nurse said this as she was trying to calm her red face down and deny his godly looks.

"I will be back to give you your last check up before you're discharge and stop that stupid face your making ugly." as she was saying this a blush coated her face as she left as fast as possible.

"wow so it was all real as he pondered and thought of those who were responsible for his condition and smiled codly. I guess am not in heaven , am I?

[ HOST IS VERY WEIRD].

"WHAT THE FUDGE, WHAT THE HAMBURGER IS GOING ON. I think have finally lost it, so this is the voices crazy people talked about, hmmm I thought it will be more demonic but it sounds quite robotic. Woah it rhymes am so awesome."

[ SYSTEM ALSO THINKS HOST HAS LOST IT. HOST IS QUITE SAD AND PATHETIC . POOR HOST]

"Please excuse but how did you get in my head and why are you calling me host. No wait don't tell me you are a parasite,wait am I going to become venom, it's not as cool as heaven but at least I got someone to talk to."

[ HOST HAS MANY PROBLEM

[FIRST : HOST IS TO POLITE AND NAIVE]

[SECOND: HOST WATCHES TOO MANY TELEVISION SHOWS]

[ THIRD AND HOST BIGGEST PROBLEM:

HOST IS WEIRD, SAD, LONELY AND PATHETIC.]

[ HOST SHOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE CALLING SYSTEM A PARASITE OR ELSE].

The poor lad just sat there with a pained expression as all his fault

has been slapped unto his face.

[ BUT DON'T WORRY HOST, SYSTEM WILL TRAIN HOST TO BE A RUTHLESS OVERLORD.]

Okay, this is very strange and crazy but if you will help me in fulfilling my revenge, I don't mind a voice in my head.

But first you gotta stop calling me host I don't like it. It wierd.

[ HOST DOESN'T HAS THE RIGHT TO CALL ANYTHING WIERD.]

Okay but just stop calling me host.

[ OVERLORD SYSTEM]

[ HOST NAME________________]

[ANALYZING STRENGTH OF NAME]

[HOST HAS THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED ANY NAME HOST HAS CHOSEN.]

[HOST HAS CHOSEN:ANCIENT FLUFF BALL]

[ANALYZING COMPLETE STRENGTH OF NAME 0.1 PERCENT]

[ This is sad even for you" fluff ball"]

"hey your voice is not robotic anymore you sound like my age mate" but how"

[I am so disappointed yet shocked at your choice of name" fluff ball"]

"Yep I hear it now, why did I think it was cool"

[It is not your fault "fluff ball", you brain cells is not complete or accurately placed]

"hey at least am alive man that something to be grateful for I guess"

"wait am alive"

"hahahaha am alive"

[yes you are alive now go to sleep before I get to annoyed and ruin your joy of being alive " fluff ball "]

"am never going to live this down"

[ Never , now go to bed "fluff ball"].

The handsome young lad blacked out of mental exhaustion, but the most surprising thing Is how he lasted this long without blacking out with his mental capacity. I guess will see what tommorow has installed for this young handsome and dumb lad.