Timeskip no Jutsu

(Age: 11 years)

About 5 years have passed, and I have entered the final year of academy. All this while, my progress isn't that bad.

First of all, my Sharingan is still two-tomoe. Since I didn't really face any intense emotions, and cursing this accursed world no longer worked.

Kakashi and Guy spend most of their time enjoying a retired life and tour around the world, so I don't really get much chance to meet them. But Rock Lee lets me join the taijutsu training.

But I have been able to recreate Chidori even though they didn't teach me since it's a 'dangerous' ninjutsu. 

I don't really know the eight gates till now, but I am in the first place in class, much stronger than Boruto in it. Afterall, I don't waste my time painting the Hokage mountain.

I can perform iryo-ninjutsu, and Sakura's chakra enhanced punch and kick.

But the main thing I am learning is genjutsu. Sharingan's genjutsu would obviously not work on the cyborgs with their chakra absorbing eyes, but what about sound genjutsu? Didn't MS Itachi and EMS Sasuke get caught in it when Kabuto used it?

There aren't many genjutsu based on sound, but by observing the crybaby in my class, I was able to understand how to use it. I can enhance my sound to become a loudspeaker, and use sound based genjutsu, like putting Boruto in sleep, or making his balance wobbly by effecting his inner ear. 

I don't really know if the cringe and boring villains can absorb it too.

Anyway, I am learning fuinjutsu, but I doubt that I am talented like Minato. And there is no one to really teach me. Tch, I bet Orochimaru knows better than these stupid people.

I sighed as I made lunch for myself. Sakura still doesn't come home much, and doesn't even hire a maid, saying that she has to pay the home loan. 

"Sarada, I am home-"

So she finally came. 

"Sakura, you should clean your room. I couldn't stand the smell when searching for a book."

"Hey! How many times do I have to tell you that call me mom!?"

"Yeah yeah. So, you got all Uchiha scrolls for me? And isn't Uchiha the founding clan? Shouldn't we have more money?"

"Sarada, the whole village was destroyed in the past, so your father donated it-"

"Pfft! Yeah. I believe that. Totally. And you know, when he is coming back, tell him to get his arm and something to protect his Rinnegan. Who knows, maybe some random kid will stab it with the good old kunai?"

"H-how do you know about Rinnegan!?"

"You were muttering in your sleep, 'Oh Sasuke-kun! Your purple Rinnegan looks so hot! Ehehehe~'. Gross."

"W-w-what!? No! T-that's not possible!"

Look at her, becoming a blushing mess and stammering for a guy that has not visited in years, despite having the Rinnegan. What a healthy relationship. 

"Go to your room, clean it, and set the table. What a time has come. I don't even know if you are the mother or I am. Why do you work so much in hospital anyway? It's not like there is some war that requires the head to remain holed up there all the time. And if you like there so much, ask Naruto to increase your salary. Doctors are supposed to be rich!"

She got depressed by my scolding and went to her room with her head low. Good grief. 

Thankfully, she doesn't wear belt at least. I was horrified when she brought me those hooker clothes, high heels and with tons of belts, wasting so much money. This world is at that dark phase of fashion, like once Europe was when they did ridiculous things like paint themselves, crushed their abdomen with corset and all. They buy anything when the seller says its 'modern'. 

She doesn't know how to be a parent. 

Sigh. And Boruto whines about Naruto all day. Atleast he got Hinata to look after him, however nerfed she may be in the only thing she was superior. 

I sighed again, and looked at the wound I got on my hand after practicing Chidori. I would have secretly applied Boruto's cell by 'accident' when I go to perform the ritual of beating him every week for being born, but I am sure Naruto will detect that and things will become difficult for me. 

Plus, I am sure that I can handle H-cells, but Boruto's? Who most likely has Shibai's DNA? I am not really sure if it is the best idea. Sigh, I wonder if I can really get a power up. I just hope that I can learn FTG and get a cheat like Kamui in the future. Atleast I will be able to run away using those. 

Sigh. I have got a really bad habit of sighing a lot.