The Horny Goat Gang
"I'm going to kill you, you bastard." Set had been running for his life. He turned around to see 1,000+ Horny Goats chasing him with bloodlust in their eyes. And to make matters worse, the devil of a Horny Goat who had its butt burned was actually having fun. Often it would 'BAAAAAA' as if it was firing up his herd making them run faster and consequently making Set run faster.
"I didn't sign up for this crap. I swear to you, you bastard, I'm going to make it my life's mission to hunt down every single one of your grass-eating piles of shit!". Set ran faster than he had ever run in his entire life, next to running away from Rage, of course. After two straight hours of running, Set had enough.
"I'll kill you Horny Goats. I know what you look like, you better have one eye open while you sleep, and another one on the back of your head." Then he turned to aim several fireballs at the incoming goats. Unfortunately, what Set said didn't sit well with the Horny Goats, making them run even faster.
"Hey, why so serious? It was just a minor misunderstanding." But seeing that his words had no impact at all, Set was getting furious. "Reason doesn't work on you simple goats huu... Of course, what was I thinking? You're just stupid mindless apes. Or may I call you stupid mindless goats, yeah, that sounds more appropriate to you horny lot. You know I once met a sheep....." But before he continued with his story he saw a reaction in the goats.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "BAAAAAAAAAAAAA". They were furious, and the word 'sheep' was the catalyst for this feat of anger. The Alpha Horny Goat 'BAAAAAAA'd wildly and all of a sudden, the size of all 1000+ goats doubled, similar to that of the Alpha's. Seeing this unexpected but pleasant reaction, Set grinned, 'Now I know what makes you tick. Mind Games. *Spits on the ground* You've already lost.'
"You know what he told me about you goats, he told me that you were as worthless as a jar of farts! He told me that you despised them because you were always jealous of their fluffy, bouncy wools, and you always hated your dry, shit-looking furs."
The Horny Goat Gang was going crazy! And the relatively quiet forest was now overflowing with rage-filled 'BAAAAAA's.
***Horny goats POV***
In the middle of the day, in the thick forest, a happy, horny goat was walking through the forest.
"I hope I don't get into trouble again, the gang leader has always told me not to go too far into the forest. But I can't contain myself after seeing that sheep's smooth, fuzzy, bouncy wool. I must see that glorious wool again." But its thoughts were cut off by the sight of a young man walking in the forest.
"It's a human. The gang leader has always told us never to approach a human, and if a human approached us to always run away, but look at him, he doesn't look all that bad. Maybe he might even be my friend."
Then, with a grin on his face, he went to hide in the nearby bush to ready himself. 'I should do our gang's signature greeting, so he won't have a choice but to become my friend.' And with an innocent grin, the goat peeked its head out of the bush to look at the human. On closer examination, the human was styling dark azure hair and casual clothing, and of course, the human was yours truly... Set.
'Well, time to make my greeting.' Then the goat jumped out he began the salutation of the Horny gang, which took three simple steps.
Step one: Run up to the goat or, in this case, the individual with your head facing the ground, which shows absolute respect and reverence!
Step two: Stop at a distance of one meter from that person, which signifies that you respect their personal space and boundaries!
Step three: Raise your head up to make eye contact and nod your head, which demonstrates that you understand the power of that person, no matter how high or how little, signifying that you are against power-based discrimination!
The goat ran toward the Set, his head facing the ground, but he was stopped by a blue fireball. He quickly turned to the right to avoid the fiery ball but was too slow. His butt was burned. He fell down, and when he looked at his behind to take a look, the only thing he saw was burnt black fur. He turned back to look at Set, but when their eyes locked onto each other, it felt as if he was under the gaze of the devil himself!
'I show you kindness and wanted to be a friend of yours, and this is how you repay me?! I'm going to get my vengeance, but I can't do it on my own, I'm not strong enough. I need to go back to the gang!!!'
With blood lust and terror in his eyes, the goat stood up bravely, before turning around to run away with its tail between its legs. Goat rarely turned around to find that a fireball was being thrown his path. But Goat was crafty, using the trees to his benefit, he shielded against the fireballs. After running for an hour, Goat had dodged a lot of fireballs, and as it moved, he heard a voice of rage.
"YOU DAMNED BASTARD! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SHAME MAKING ME RUN SUCH A LONG DISTANCE?!?! I'll KILL YOU!!!"
Hearing this, the goat couldn't help but be arrogant. "Bastard, I'm actually leading you to my herd!!!" Then he chuckled, letting out a "MUABABAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" after running for a while, Goat entered a plane field full of thousands of his people. "Yes! I finally reached my gang!"
Then, with glee, Goat raced for his gang. When he finally reached his gang, he quickly screamed, "Gang leader, please help me!"
But when the gang leader refused to come out. Then to convince the Gang leader, Goat went on to tell him a slightly different version of the story.
"Gang leader, please hear me out, you must avenge me! I was walking in the forest when I bumped into a human. That human began to make fun of us by comparing us to those DAMNED sheep. To protect the honor of our gang, I challenged that bastard to a duel. But he was as honorable as he was shameless. He cheated by calling our gang's bad names, and in that feat of rage, I got hit, look at my bum. Even if it was a duel he cheated on, death remained noble and acknowledged. But as I accepted my fate and awaited my death, he said I wasn't worth his time and left. Gang leader, he wasn't honorable, he wasn't respectful, and he even disrespected our gang as well as stomp on our Pride! If not for me, do it for the Pride of our gang!"
Goat did his best to make him as respectable and Set as shameless as possible in his true story. After that, the gang leader walked out. "Is that the human?" the Alpha goat said. Then Goat turned around to look at the horrified Set. "Yes. He doesn't have any remorse, he wants to kill us all!"
Goat told them that Set left so that he could wipe out the Gang in one fell swoop. The Alpha goat understanding Set's supposed intentions, was now brimming with killing intent.
"Everybody, hear me. The human shamed our clan! He almost killed Goat! And he even compared us to those DAMNED sheep!" As soon as the alpha goat said 'compared us to the sheep,' all the Horny Goats turned to Set, their eyes filled with blood lust.
"To destroy this human, I will use my special ability... VIAGROW!" And as the Alpha goat activated his ability, his body doubled in size, before he went on to say, "That human disrespected our gang. WE THE HORNY GOAT GANG will not put up for this, I, your Alpha, declare death on that shameful human!" Then all the goats charged to Set, who was currently running away from the 1,000+ army of Horny Goats.
After running for a while, he'd say something that would drive the horny gang crazy. But when 'sheep' was first mentioned, they lost their reason and went mad.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH, I'm going to make you REGRET the day you were born ... VIAGROW FOR GANG!" And then there was the same transformation of all the Horny Goats. All of them doubled in size. But of course, Set couldn't care less and went on with utter disregard.
"You know what he told me about you goats, he told me that you were as worthless as a jar of farts. He told me that you despised them because you were always jealous of their fluffy, bouncy wools, and you always hated your dry, shit-looking furs." The Horny Gang was going wild, the relatively quiet forest was now filled with the anger-filled 'BAAAAAAA's.