Bring me that guy... What was his name again?

"But... Lucky for you guys I'm not heartless. If both of you don't empty your wrist badges I might consider saving you, but if you don't. Then don't blame me for being rude".

Ace and Rin were now akin to two bloodthirsty monsters, that have who came down with Explosive... Explosive diarrhea. They said a bunch of things but the sound was drowned out but the sounds of their farts.

Set looked at the two and said, "The more you fight it the faster you die, so quickly give me my stuff if you don't want to die". The Ace quickly emptied his wrist badge but Rin took a while. She was conflicted but after an hour of sitting her will was broken. She brought out five scrolls and threw them towards Set.

Set collected the scrolls and opened the first one, but the longer he looked the more confused he became. That was because the scroll was empty, but he knew better than to just throw it away because it was empty, he knew that there must have been something special about it. Opening the rest, they were the same, and so he stored them in the system inventory and summoned prompted the mechanical crane to stretch its body. The duo seeing this were about to go crazy, "Hey, you said you were going to give us the antidote if we gave you everything. Are you going to go back on your word?" said Ace with a look of horror!

Set hearing this looked puzzled, "When did I ever say that?" asked Set. The duo hearing this were about to cry. First, they ran into a hoard, then they were deprived of sleep and food, then when they thought their luck was turning for the better, it was actually turning for the worst. They were robbed, they were poisoned, but most people would actually prefer painfully instant killing poison than the Explosive serum the two were exposed to. After going through all this, the bastard in front of them was denying ever saying he would spare them?! If their luck isn't dog shit they didn't know what was.

"You bastard!" said Rin. She has never been embarrassed to this extent in her life, let alone by a single person. She continued by saying, "Don't you have any face", are you going to go back on your word?!". Set smiled at the duo and said, "I never go back on my word. But since you guys have made a generous donation then I guess I should help you out". He then jumped on the back of the metal crane and said, "The effects of the Explosive serum will wear off in about six hours. And yeah, I was lying when I said you will shit yourselves to death. Although you will shit a lot, you won't die".

The two were about to cry. They were scammed out of their things because they thought they were gonna die, but that was not the case. This was just a lie they believed.

Ace was so angry he couldn't help but shout, but his Explosive asshole was still active, "I will kill**fart** you! I will**shart**". Rin wasn't any better, "I'll make**shart** suu**fart**uure to tell my**shart** father!" Set hearing them was laughing so hard that tears fell from his eyes, "It's so hard to take you guys seriously!"

Set ordered the metal crane to pick up the due with its legs, with his safety harness equipped the metal crane flew with its max speed. After flying for a couple of minutes Set then others reached the Shelter. He dropped the two at the center of the shelter and bid them goodbye as he yelled, "Next time plot quieter... I heard every single thing you sad behind my back!", the two hearing him were dumbfounded, 'How did he hear us, even under the concealment item?!', and then it hit them! He must be a World-class hunter! Or even worse a Sky ranker!!! If that was true then the mere fact that they were alive was a miracle. It meant that he was showing them mercy!

Ace turned towards Rin and said, "Hey**fart**doesn't this guy looo**fart**oook like the one **shart**Kaori told us abo**shart**ut?"

The people at the shelter were staring at the duo with disgust. The two one the ground had an air of heavy stick around them and they were covered in deep brown, watery but at the same time creamy mud. But it didn't take them long to realize that the brown substance wasn't mud, but shit. The people's faces turned green. The two were still under the effects of the Explosive serum, making them fart and shit without rest. The surrounding people hurriedly fled the area making it deprived of a single soul, except for the duo who were still shitting themselves. Some people with a heightened sense of smell and people with weak stomach vomited.

***

A guard ran into a two-story building. After reaching the second floor he hurriedly entered a room and as soon as he did, he saluted and said, "Captian, there is a situation in the central part of the shelter!". The captain hearing this abandoned his work grabbed a teacup that had gone cold, to take a sip, and asked, "What type of situation?". The guard quickly said, "Two people are in the center just... shitting themselves". The captain spat out the tea and asked with a serious tone, "What?! Who are they? Don't they know how to use a toilet?!".

The guard didn't know what to say but he did manage to ask, "Captin what should we do?". The captain taught for a bit before saying, "We are going to clean this up, of course". The guard quickly replied, "Sir half of the shelter guards are on an expedition, the only ones left are the guards posted at the gates sir..." After a while of deliberation, the captain said, "Get the best of them and take them to the situation!" The guard quickly nodded and after saluting, he ran out of the building.

The guard quickly ran to one of the guard posts and found a unit. "Are you the leader of the unit?", asked the guard while panting. Seeing the unit leader nod the guard asked again, "I was looking for a guard, What was his name again? Black turd? No that's not it, Ugly turd?... not that either...", the guard stood in silence trying to remember the guard's name. "I think I know who you are talking about."

Demon turd was standing guard near one of the teleporters. After his incident with Set, he was made the laughing stock of the shelter. And that was saying a lot since the shelter had a size comparable to a small city. He hated Set's guts but he didn't even know his name. After a moment a guard rushed towards him. "Hey, are you Demon Turd?", but just before he could reply in a cold tone, the guard continued b saying, "No matter, the captain has given you an order!"

Hours passed and the moon hid away, leaving the sky empty for the sun's conquer. Demon turd was standing on his post, occasionally twitching. The events that transpired that night were things Demon turn would take to his grave. His brown armor was adorned with a splatter of deep brown mud. That mud was, of course, shit. Because his shift has not yet ended he hadn't cleaned it off yet. You could occasionally hear him say, "Why?"..."Why me?"

But that wasn't even the half of it, for some reason he had a sneaking suspicion that what had happened was Set's fault! And when he probed the guards that were at the Selter center, they told him what had happened. They told him how a red-headed teen with a red crystal face mask had dropped the to there and flown away! Hearing the description, Demon Turd was ready to murder Set's entire family!

***

Set was at the foot of the mountain. The reason he had done what he did was that the system had shown him their conversations. "To think they plotted to kill me and steal my mount! And after I fed them?!" Set was surprised, he knew everyone had their own lives and their own circumstances, but to think they would plot to kill him just because he wanted some compensation.

"It seems you can't trust anybody these days"

Set jumped on the back of the metal crane. He summoned the safety harness and command the metal crane to make its way towards the peak of the mountain. Completely missing the fact that it was his fault, asking for one hundred thousand gold cons!