"Put your hands in the air and turn around slowly," I say to the villain in front of me and my classmates. The villain chuckles, a bright flash of white surrounds my class. When the white clears the villain is gone.
"Crap, he was our only lead on the League" I whine.
"Shut the fuck up deku" Kacchan yells at me.
"You shut up Kacchan!" I retaliate.
"Let's just go back inside. I will call Almight and tell him that there was a villain." I walk inside with the rest of my class.
"Izuku wait!" Shoto says while grabbing my hand.
"What do you need?" I ask softly.
"Did you see that light too?" The half n' half hero asks.
"Y-yeah"
"Just wondering, goodnight" he kisses me on the forehead as we walk inside. I walk into my room, change into pajamas and go to bed.
Bum
bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
da da da daa
I jump out of bed at the sudden music playing. Kacchan blasts open my door, singing?!?
[KACCHAN]
How does a bastard, quirkless, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
"Kacchan what the heck is going on?" I ask while rubbing my eyes. The kirishima pops up behind my childhood friend.
[KIRISHIMA]
The number-one hero without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
"Ok guys what is going on why are you singing" I ask. They give me panicked looks.
"WHAT THE FUCK NERD!" Kacchan yells.
[SHOTO]
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted
Away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
He's really good at singing. I'm glad I fell asleep in actual pjs instead of just my boxers. Everyone else is also in their pajamas so they must've just woken up and started singing. I stand up and push the boys out of my room, I look outside and into the hallway.
"Ok guys what is going on" everyone in class is dancing like they are in a musical.
"I wish I kne-" Denki starts.
[DENKI]
Then a villain came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
[KACCHAN]
Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man"
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
"Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and
The world's gonna know your name. What's your name, man?"
"DEKUUUU I HATE YOU" I feel my mouth open by force, I guess it's my turn.
[IZUKU]
Izuku Midoriya
My name is Izuku Midoriya
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait…
"Is this a prank" I ask once I have free will to talk again. I don't get any answer from my discouraged classmates.
[URARAKA]
When he was four his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Deku and his mother bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick
What?
[EVERYONE EXCEPT DEKU(whispering)]
And Deku got better but his mother went quick
"My MoMs NoT dEaD!"
[SERO & CLASS, BOTH]
Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide
Left him with nothin' but ruined pride, something new inside
A voice saying
"deku, you gotta fend for yourself."
He started retreatin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf
"W-What!" My body starts to move and I join in on the dance.
[KACCHAN & (CLASS), BOTH]
There would have been nothin' left to do
For someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute
Without a cent of restitution
Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord
Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford
Scammin' for every book he can get his hands on
Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on (ooh)
The bow of a ship headed for a new land
At UA you can be a new man
"Class what is going on in here, I heard music" Aziawa says when he walks in.
"WE DONT KNOW" we all shout at the same time.
[CLASS & DEKU, WOMEN, MEN]
At UA you can be a new man (Just you wait)
At UA you can be a new man (Just you wait)
At UA you can be a new man
At UA, UA
Just you wait!
So glad I can sing, that would be very embarrassing.
[CLASS
Izuku Midoriya (Izuku Midoriya)
We are waiting in the wings for you (waiting in the wings for you)
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time!
Oh, Izuku Midoriya (Izuku Midoriya)
When everyone sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same, oh
"Why me?" Aizawa cries.
[KACCHAN, MEN, & CLASS]
The ship is in the harbor now
See if you can spot him
Just you wait
Another immigrant
Comin' up from the bottom
Just you wait
His enemies destroyed his rep
America forgot him
America?
[DENKI & SERO]
We fought with him
[AIZAWA]
Me? I trusted him
"Dang teach that was good" Aizawa was too busy regretting his decision to become a teacher to notice what I said.
[TODOROKI/URARAKA]
Me? I loved him
[KACCHAN]
And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him
[CLASS]
There's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait!
[KACCHAN]
What's your name, man?
[CLASS]
Izuku Midoriya!
The music stops and everyone freezes and falls to the floor.
"What?" Kacchan starts
"Just" kirishima adds on.
"Happened" I finished.
"Did we just perform a dance number about fucking deku" no one responds. The villain from yesterday.
"That stupid villain's quirk" I exclaim.
"You" Aizawa points at me.
"Explain now problem child" he gives me a death look.
"Y-yesterday t-there w-w-w-was a villain outside the dorm so we went to investigate and he must've used his quirk on us" I stutter out.
"Why was the song about you though" shoto askes. Everyone in the room gives me a look.
"I was the closest to the quirk" I get a couple murmurs of agreement.
"So the quirk put us into a musical?" Floppy asks.
"I think so," shoto says.
"Well what's the plot?"
"Well since you guys were the ones being...occupied I had a chance to listen to the lyrics, it's about the main character-me-becoming the number one hero, based off of the lyrics, shoto and uraraka are love interests, Sensi is a teacher, Denki and sero fight with me in some way, and Kacchan k-kills me-"
"Hold the phone" Denki interjected.
"I might be more stupid then normal but Bakugou would'nt actually kill you"
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There you have it!!
The first chapter of BNHA the musical
We have no idea about update schedule
This is written by Liz
She/her
And Alec
They/them
(alec passed away on an 16th due to covid-19)