Chapter 1: Intro

[A/N: For some reason WN won't allow me to start new paragraph comment, I can only comment on already made. So for now I'll posting pictures on the end of story comment section]

"Hello!" = Conversation

'Hello!' = Thoughts

*boom!* = Special action/sounds effects

<Punch! > = Skills/Abilities or Images

(Info) = Extra information

[Notes] = Author/Editor notes.

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"Well hello there! Nope I'm not Kenobi, Name's Dave, nice to meet you!" Says the soul cheerfully to a look-a-like of Morgan Freeman.

"I don't think every human wants to meet me considering I'm the guy they have to die just to meet." Fake Morgan stared at Dave before continuing.

"But I digress, welcome Dave, you died by choking on water because you were drinking while looking at a meme."

"It was a JOJO Reference! So I got no regrets."

"Ohh great, another Otaku! Let me guess you want to reincarnates like your fellow so called 'Men of Culture' group." Said with so much sarcasm.

"Dude! That sassy attitude along with Morgan Freeman face doesn't go well, atleast change." Dave complained.

"You mean like this?" Fake Freeman transform into Miltan.

<Image1 >*check at end*

"Noo! My eyes! My virgin eye got traumatised!" Our main character wailing like a pig.

"Quite acting like your someone innocent, specially with how much p@rn you got in your phone." Miltan said coldly like an arrow straight to Dave's heart.

"Hold up bro, whats with this hostility! Whats your problem?"

"Because your smile is fake." An abrupt answer that knock off Dave jolly expression.

"I'm sorry, it just th-" Miltan raised his or her hand.

"I understand your reason but it doesn't stop me from getting annoyed, it's as if your mocking me, that's what people who can see through your acting feels like when talking to you." Miltan paused for a moment to let it sink before continuing.

"So how about we start again? I'm what you people call as B.O.B. (Bored Omnipotent Being) and I'm here to help you reincarnate with a wish in exchange for entertainment." B.O.B. stated.

"First of all, why me and what happens if I fail to entertain you?"

"First question because your death made me laugh and for the second nothing.

You can become Soul King and rule the Bleach Universe it won't matter much cause I'm Omnipotent and I can just create another Bleach Universe send another soul.

But if you try to leave and conquer other universe I'll destroy you faster than MCU Thanos can snap his finger, got that?" B.O.B. give a very dangerous glare.

"Loud and clear, do I get to keep my memories or do I have to wish for it?"

"No need for a wish cause I don't think it will be consider a reincarnation if you can't remember your past life, you'll just think this is your first life."

"You mention about the possibility of becoming a Soul King on Bleach Universe, does that mean I'm going there?"

"Precisely."

"Can I ask for all powers listed in my phone notes app?"

"Nope!"

"But your Omnipotent?"

"I'm Omnipotent, not Santa Claus so don't bother trying to challenge me for more wish." B.O.B. continued before Dave can reply.

"Tell me do you waste your time to prove yourself to an ant? You should be thankful for your chance cause I could just send you as a woman in goblin slayer and bring another soul, so keep your greed under wraps, are we clear?" Dave solemnly nods.

"My wish Is to get my fan made Stand A.I. embedded in my soul core as a fullbringer power"

"Good boy, but I'll change your left hand power from control to dismantle or you would be too OP in the beginning and thats not entertaining.

Don't worry I check your Stand design you need power source so in exchange you'll be neighbours with Ichigo, so you can suck that guys extra reiatsu" B.O.B. made a sucking motion while in Miltan's body with a smile that can compete with the cat in Alice in Wonderland.

"Do you have to do that?" Dave desperately trying not to vomit.

"Do you want to go in boku no pico?"

"Nope! I'm ready to be reborn now B.O.B.-sama." Dave swiftly answered while doing a dogeza.

"Now that's manners, alright then you'll be reborn as Ichigo's neighbour Nagare Ninoru who looks like Eren Yeager."

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"Excuse me but why him? It doesn't match the theme." Dave said, confused.

"Cause he is hot in his adult form and manly buns, I been wondering how he looks while doing a JoJo pose" B.O.B. continued while Dave's eyebrows twitching.

"Hmm... lets continue, he lives alone with his parents trust funds and since you've been a good boy I'll give you another power 'JOJO Pose'.

If you do a cool JoJo Pose before attacking with your Stand the attack power will temporarily doubles ( Coolness of the pose depends on timing and delivery so User can't just spam or it will lose it's impact = low power boost), so now goodbye! Tee hee!" B.O.B. giving you flying kiss while in Miltan's body doing a sexy pose.

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Bleach Universe, Certain Neighbourhood.

A teenager in woke up in his bed in the middle of night.

"Thank God I finally escaped from that!" Dave or now known as Nagare Ninoru tried to look around.

'A minimalistic but clean and well organized room, I like it!' Clear content in his eyes.

<Image3 > *modern highschooler Room*

'Now I'm done assessing my surrounding, time to calm myself and make plans how to proceed.'

Ninoru starts doing breathing exercise, Dave is a practitioner of Qi Gong and Tai Chi but I'm not talking about their fighting forms, the one I'm referring is health exercise forms use in Health Centers.

'Wait the minute! I don't even know how to speak and write japanese. Oh B.O.B.-sama ple-aaahh!'

Surge of memories came forcing in like a flood leaving our MC clutching his head in pain.

'Dear Dave or Ninoru, this is your beloved B.O.B.-sama! I'm speaking straight to your mind.

As much as fun it is to watch you fumbling around, you might end up sent to mental hospital for suddenly losing your (Ninoru's) ability to speak and write Nihongo. (Japanese name for their language)

P.s. this is the last time I will intervene, good luck!'

"Hah hah" Leaving Ninoru panting.

"Thank you! B.O.B.-sama." With his hands in praying form.

'If B.O.B.- sama didn't make changes in my Stand other than the ones he mention, then I can use the [Computer Brain] to help think of a plan.

Time to summon my Stand!' Ninoru stand up slowly and dramatically going for a pose.

<Image4 >*JoJo Pose Eren Edition Tatakae!*

*The whole surrounding turn gray and stop*

[TO BE CONTINUED...]

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[A/N: I'm sick of reading arrogant mc making demands as if their the master while ROBs just follow them, I mean WTF your an Omnipotent being! You'll let that ant talk to you like that?!]