135 Accept It Man, You're Fucked

"The commander wants to build a server room to store confidential information. I just figured out what Google was!! What the fuck is a server room!!! "

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A month and a lot of intense training later, Ichigo was walking around the forest in Soul Society before Mimihagi called him in his mind. Ichigo closed his eyes and entered his inner world.

" Hello, Mimihagi. We haven't talked in a while. " Ichigo greeted Mimihagi when he arrived in his inner world. Mimihagi blinked at him.

" Ah! Greetings, Ichigo. Thank you for responding to me quickly. " Mimihagi greeted him. Ichigo sat down on the grassy field.

"So what's so urgent, Mimihagi?" Ichigo asked him. Mimihagi closed his eye.

"I think it's time we keep fusing." Mimihagi declared. Ichigo narrowed his eyes.

"Didn't you say that giving me The Almighty will ruin me?" Ichigo asked him. Mimihagi sighed.

" Your Bankai is mastered, Ichigo. The potential of your time dilation barrier skill you consumed from Baraggan has reached its maximum limit. What more is there to learn?" Mimihagi asked him.

" Well there are some Kidō barriers I would like to learn from Tessai and Hachi. But that's not the answer you wanted right?" Ichigo looked at Mimihagi.

" When we fuse, we will not be fusing Souls. I will be giving my powers to you. That's the type of fusion I'm talking about." Mimihagi started explaining.

" So in simple terms, you're lending me your power permanently. " Ichigo simplified his explanation. Mimihagi closed his eyes as a sign of saying yes.

"I will still be here, giving you advice when you need it. The powers I give you, you will have to master it yourself. It does not come with the experience I'm afraid. " Mimihagi told him.

" It's fine. I would rather start from the very beginning than let shit be handed to me by a silver spoon. It's the journey that shapes a man. " Ichigo reassured him.

" Hmm.. Shall we start now?' Mimihagi asked him.

"Just let me create some barriers first. There is a chance that Reiatsu will leak out. I don't want anyone to suspect anything." Ichigo told him. He disappeared from his inner world and opened his eyes in the real world.

He clapped his hands together and closed his eyes. All of a sudden, a golden square shaped barrier appeared around him. He sat down in a meditative position.

'Shall we start? ' Mimihagi asked in his mind.

'Let's do this, Mimihagi. ' Ichigo answered with a determined aura around him.

All of a sudden, a giant shadow engulfed his right hand. Ichigo looked at the hand. Suddenly, a bunch of small eyes opened everywhere on the black hand. They blinked repeatedly while looking around before laying their eyes on Ichigo. Ichigo had no reaction but on the inside he was sweating bullets.

[Fusion Process: 90%..91%.. 92%....]

'Holy shit! It's even faster than the first time we fused.' Ichigo thought while looking at the screen that showed him the fusion process with him and Mimihagi. A few seconds later, Ichigo's screen changed.

[Fusion Process Complete!

Three new skills and one passive skill gained!!]

[Umbrakinesis Lvl 1

Being a living shadow, Mimihagi seemingly has some control over darkness itself. Control the shadows with your hands.]

[Stagnation Governance Lvl 1

Prevent whatever that tries to change or develop from happening via symbiosis with whatever being it is attached to.]

Ichigo was smirking widely while reading the descriptions of the two new skills he gained. But his smirk turned into an evil laugh when he read the third and the passive skills he gained.

[Passive skills gained!

Precognitive Immunity Lvl Max

Mimihagi, like the Soul King, is immune to the precognitive abilities of The Almighty, which keeps it from appearing in any of Yhwach's visions, even when they are in the same room in the future. You have it now.]

[The Almighty (Incomplete) Lvl 1

You are able to see the future like Mimihagi. But this skill is incomplete. You are only able to see ten future timelines and alter into whatever outcome you desire.]

"Incomplete huh? What do I do to make it complete?" Ichigo asked while looking at his right hand which had returned to normal.

A mouth appeared on the palm of his right hand.

"Find my brothers Ichigo....Good luck..." Mimihagi answered cryptically before his mouth disappeared from his palm. Ichigo sighed and palmed his face.

"You can't be that tired can't you?" Ichigo chuckled before letting the barriers surrounding him disappear. He got up and stretched his arms.

*Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep!!!*

His Denreishinki started beeping. Ichigo took it out and read the message.

'Training facility now \°-°/!'

The sender of this message was Rukia. Ichigo chuckled and used Sonído. He arrived in front of the grey rectangular building in a second.

He entered the facility and walked through the halls. It was very quiet, he didn't like it. When Ichigo turned a corner and was looking at the door that had the large training area behind it, his mouth was covered by a hand.

He was then blindfolded and had a cloth covering his mouth as well. He was then dragged by what seems like two women. Ichigo sighed and just played along.

Ichigo was picked up by the kidnappers and was forcefully pushed down onto a chair.

The kidnappers them grabbed his hands and tied it with chains. Ichigo was very amused by now. His blindfold and mouth cover was then removed at the same time.

Ichigo blinked a few times before focusing on the people who were standing in front of him.

"Hi...." Ichigo smiled at the women who were glaring at him. He recognized all of them. Unohana, Yachiru, Nanao, Nemu, Soifon, Isane and her little sister Kiyone, Rangiku, Momo, Rukia and Yoruichi.

"The Shinigami Women's Association. Oh what did I do to anger them now?" Ichigo grumbled to himself. He then looked at the other women who were there as well.

'Orihime, Tatsuki, Lisa, Hiyori and Mashiro. Well, that's a nice sight for sore eyes.' Ichigo smiled a little.

"Look at him! He's smiling like the idiot that he is! He doesn't even regret what he did!" Soifon growled at him. Ichigo was confused. He looked at Unohana who just smiled warmly at him while rubbing her stomach.

"Isane told us what you did to Unohana

a month ago. We didn't believe it but when she showed us the evidence. We knew we had to do something." Rukia started explained. Ichigo was even more confused.

"What did I do?" Ichigo asked feeling so confused. The women groaned in irritation.

"Your husband is really an idiot, Kuchiki." Lisa commented. Rukia giggled nervously.

"He's not my husband yet, Lisa-san." Rukia answered her. Lisa smiled.

"It's the 'yet' that counts for me." Lisa replied, making Rukia blush. Nanao walked up to Ichigo with an angered face. Ichigo smiled at her.

"Hi Nanao, you look lovely as always." Ichigo greeted her. Nanao huffed, but Ichigo could clearly see the small blush on her face which made him smirk harder.

" Look!" Nanao showed him a pink colored pregnancy test. Ichigo looked at it, the results were positive.

"You're having a child? Congratulations, Nanao! Who's the lucky dad?" Ichigo smiled at her. Nanao's eyebrow twitched in annoyance and she slapped his hand with a thick book on her right hand.

Ichigo felt nothing from the slap. "It's not me who's pregnant, you buffoon! It's Captain Unohana's pregnancy test! She's pregnant and it's you who impregnated her!" Nanao glared at him while pointing at Unohana. Ichigo looked at Unohana who smiled warmly at him.

"T-this must be a prank right? Right guys? This is a fake! " Ichigo looked at the group of girls. No one had a playful face on, even Rangiku wasn't playing around. Orihime went up to him with a frown on her face.

"Ichigo. This isn't fake. It's the real deal. You have to believe us, please. " Orihime told him. Isane nodded.

" Captain Unohana had morning sickness yesterday. She's four weeks pregnant so it matches within the time you two did the deed. " Isane muttered.

" See? " Orihime muttered. Ichigo's mouth was wide open, he wanted to argue with them that it's a prank but no words were coming out.

'Hey man. I know that you've been got with the fake test shit before. But when they have such serious faces on, you know it's the shit. Just accept it, King. You're gonna be a daddy soon.' Zangetsu's voice rang in his mind. Ichigo accepted his fate then and there. He looked down at his thighs.

He smiled. " I'm gonna be a dad. That's... That's great!!

To be continued....