Demons and Angels

My aunt in the other room to my little cousin: Come over here and sit down for a sec, I wanna talk to you about Demons and Angels-

My little cousin: No mom it's okay, I already had that talk

My aunt: Um who told you-

My little cousin: Oh it doesn't matter

My aunt: uh huh....what did they tell you?

My little cousin: Definition of Angel's - psycho, snarky, does not care about you, rude and their names are Angela and Ash-

My aunt: That's not-

My little cousin: LET ME FINISH....definition of demons- Sexy, hot as hell, great butlers, only cares about your soul but who cares when they look so fine? Can be cold but it adds more room for mysteriousness and their names are Sebastian and Claude

My aunt: ...sweetie I don't think the person who said that to you was ri-

My little cousin: Of course they were right! they would never lie to me *skips out of the room*

Me silently eating potato chips in the other room: I'm so proud...

My aunt: ╥﹏╥