1 Thongs

"Me Berk. Hello not Berks." Berk waves to the audience. "Berk want to talk about this cloth today." Berk holds up a thin green strip of cloth.

Martin's eyebrows shoot up in worry. He leans close to Berk and whispers something into his ear.

"What thong?" Berk asks, he was obviously confused.

Martin leans closer and whispers into his ear again.

Berk audibly gasped in realization and holds the green fabric away from his body between two fingers. "This covers Martin's little Martin?"

Martin shook his head in annoyance and leans in to whisper into Berks ear again.

"Oh." Berk nods his head in understanding, secretly moving the strip of fabric behind his back. "So it used to hide Martin wife's little wife."

Martin facepalms and walks off. When Martin is gone, Berk brings the green fabric out from behind his back and rubs it on his face. "Martin's wife's little wife smells like flowers. Me wonder if Martin's wife will let Berk smell little wife directly?"