1 Silver Bokken

That's what I spawned in with in this life. It really if like those cheap mmo p2w games.

I rolled my first and only gacha ticket when I was absolutely smashed into some poor toddlers head. Not a single person is suspicious that a kid awakened his quirk a year before all his classmates.

It certainly makes him the most popular kid in class.

"wow your quirk makes you like a hero" I see a wide pair of eyes staring right at me, or maybe just at the suspiciously metal bokken.

With a small smirk knowing that I absolutely receive no debufss from equipping

"Psh naw it's a little heavy actually"

With my bait thrown I wait for one of the kids to ask the golden question.

"Yeah right. Brag all you want swinging a stick around isn't impressive enough to be a hero. When I get my quirk it'll be BETTER THAN YOURS" with a spiky blondes... Rather cute tantrum I already spit him walking over to me while most of the other kids start grouping around us.

A sideways smirk already ony face, which I rapidly mask. With a far more childish smile. Hoping none of the teachers noticed, looking towards the pair in matching yellow aprons they are suitably tired.

Looks like even with superpowers taking care of kids isn't easy.

"Oi Blondie let me hold it. I bet you even lied about how heavy it is" with Bakugo right in front 9f me with both hands held out. His face already scrunched up in a scowl. Though with his baby chub he is too precious.

"Aww pookie you have to say please" raising my hand to his cheek I go in for the pinch. Katsuki is obviously a little shit and was actually able to react. Throwing himself two steps back

"SHUT UP OLD HAG!!" He instinctively shouted, seemingly taking a second to recollect himself. With is eyes cautiously watching my hands.

with his first words to his mo9ther being those. it's all the more hilarious that he yelled that out, still a innocent kid that hant realized that kids.

kids are little shits

The kids surrounding broke out in laughter, causing the male caretaker here to jolt upwards in his desk. Oh my he must've had a tough career so far.

Well I'm not gonna make it easier. Sorry not sorry.