webnovel

Becoming a Chad!

A man stumbles upon a system that surprisingly makes him more bold and more intelligent… Will he use that to his exploits? Or will he become arrogant due to the system and meet his inevitable demise? - BTW!!! There may be a lot of grammar mistakes, I’m also too lazy to find an editor. The pacing is absolute shit since this is my first time writing a book. I also have the maturity of a 10 year old, SO PLEASE! WORSHIPP ME MY FELLOW DAOISTS!!!

HorribleReader · Action
Not enough ratings
32 Chs

Waking Up

"Huhh???"

Now that [ Hidden Mission: Reborn ] really surprised me… because I checked my missions and there was never a Mission called "Reborn" in any of the available missions tab.

"So the system can reward me if I do the impossible?"

[ yes ]

"Oh… ok…"

That's pretty DOPE not gonna lie, I think I'm starting to love Vanessa…

"ENOUGH ME! I need to stop and think, how do I get ou-"

I started feeling light headed and 'passed out'.

- waking up -

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Zzzzzzzzzzzz… Zzzzzz-" *SMACK* "OWWWWWWWWW"

I lifted my body up finding who smacked me in the face…

"Big bro dinner is almost ready! Come out in 5 minut-, wait… you look different somehow? What happened during the night big bro???"

I gazed at my sister with confidence as I lifted my head up and said arrogantly,

"I'm just that awesome!!! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD THAT YOU HAVE SUCH AN HANDSOME BIG BRO LILITH!!!"

"…nevermind… you're exactly the same."

She looked at me while rolling her eyes as she went to the kitchen…

"Umm, did I do something wrong?"

Whatever, I'll just come out after I do my 100 sit-ups.

- 10 minutes later -

"AWWWWWWWW F**K I NEED TO STOP BEING ARROGANT, I JUST BARELY DID 10 SIT-UPS…"

I said with pain… I was about to do another one before Lilith barged into my door and yelled at me.

"WHAT THE F**K WHY DIDN'T YOU COME OUT YE-, Wait why are you sweating so much?"

I started sweating more… I can't expose Vanessa to Lilith yet so I can only say 1 thing…

"It's because it's hella hot right now you feel me?"

"Big bro… we literally have the A/C on… I set it to 18° 2 hours ago…"

(A/N I'll be using Celsius)

"Oh… uhhhhhhh"

I looked at Lilith, she looked at me back and said as she pouted,

"Whatever, if you don't want to tell me about it then forget it"

I looked at her with guilt as she SOMEHOW dragged me out of my room and placed me on the dining chair

She was always THAT strong, when she was 3 years old she could literally lift a chair without any help…

"Holy sh*t this looks good"

What I saw was, a big pot with Pozole with some tortillas on the side… It looks so good my stomach started churning!!!!!

"Mom can we eat yet?"

"Wait for me first Lucas, Let me get napkins"

I nodded as I drooled with hunger…

I couple of seconds later my Mom came back with napkins for Me, Lilith, and herself.

"Ok let's eat! Lucas! Lilith!"

""mhmm!!!""

We all hurriedly grabbed our bowls and started scooping the pozole with our spoons.

-15 minutes later-

"Mannnnn I AM STUFFED!!!"

I said while burping.

"Big bro you've always been stuffed, your tummy is like a balloon, you should exercise…"

"Yea yea I know, I'll be running outside in the neighborhood later."

"Yea see you are always laz- WAIT WHAT DID I JUST HEAR??!"

My sister and my mom looked at me with shock. I've never exercised my whole life except during school so it isn't surprising they would be this shocked.

"Wait, OHHHHHHHH THAT WAS A JOKE RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY YOU FINALLY GOT ME!"

"Yea me too Lucas, this beautiful mother finally laughed at your horrible jokes!"

My sister and my mother looked at me while they were laughing their butts off…

"But… I wasn't joking…"

"YEAH OK, I BET YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WALK TO YOUR JEEP AND THEN COME BACK HAHAHAHAHAH"

I looked at my sister with annoyance, I'll just ignore them for now, I'll start running in an hour since I'll need to fully digest my foo-

'Wait, I don't feel stuffed anymore?'

I hurriedly said 'deez' inwardly

———————

[ Status ]

Name: Lucas Calvario

Titles: "Sucked off by a gorilla"

Bloodline: ???

Strength: 4

Dexterity: 3

Intelligence: 2

Endurance: 2 (+2)

Charisma: 3

Looks: 1.1

Personal Talent: 2

Height: 5'0 / 149cm

Weight: 166lbs / 75kg

[ Current Opinion: Exercise ]

———————

'Hmm, so I just gained roughly 2 pounds, I still feel full… but now I think I can run without any problems?'

I asked myself in consideration, If that was due to the system, can't I force feed myself and gain a ton of weight immediately?

[ yes, you can ]

'AWEEEESOMMEEEEEEE'

I said in excitement as I got off the chair and started walking out the door.

"You're actually running? Wait, don't run yet, or you'll get a stomach cramp Lucas."

"It's fine don't worry, I fully digested it already."

I said to my Mom with a determined gaze, I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT RIGHT. NOW!

"Okay but don't blame me once your stomach starts hurting Lucas."

"Okay Mom, Okay"

I said as I walked out the door with my shoes on.

"Maybe I should run full speed, since I can recover from fatigue quickly, maybe I can use that to my advantage."

Wait, I should ask my mom to give her keys to me.

"MOM CAN I GET YOUR KEYS?"

"Yes Lucas, here"

She tossed the keys to me as I tried to catch it… but my hands slipped and the keys fell…

"BIG BRO HOW DID YOU MISS THAT CATCH???"

Lilith said as she laughed at me…

'Whatever I'll start my run now.'

I locked the door and started running at full speed