1 Chapter 1: Joke

I have a confession to make.

I'm Xiao Shandian I'm adopted I knew this since I was middle school but now I'm already 18, I... I actually love my mother...

I know I know quite a confession to think but think carefully why would I love my mom? simply because we became closer but soon I developed feeling for her she was only 18 at that time and me... I was 12 that day when both our parents died.

Xiao Shandian continued and told his story when he was talking to no one his mother Xiao Yue saw this as she herd her step son murmuring in his room alone, she was wearing a thin piece of clothes and she wasn't wearing any bra but the good thing was there was nothing to see in her ches----

"Nani???! What did you say??? How could you right something like that change that to something erotic to make the readers imagine and be a fan of this novel. Who the heck would want the leading lady of a novel to have no boobs"

The the narrator of this novel was starting to get crazy as he started to hear some voices in his head and continued-

As I was saying Xiao Yue has nothing to see in her chest-

A *crack* sound effect was suddenly heard that even our mc was feeling as if his nuts was crushed by someone.

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Meanwhile Xiao Yue her eyes were glowing and staring straight at you right now... Yes you the narrator of this novel and her mouth was smoking as if she had released her beastly powers!!

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Meanwhile the narrator regretted what he said and remade it again.

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Xiao Yue was sneaking around Xiao Shandian and was wearing a thin clothes and her ches---- At this moment Xiao Yue stared directly at the soul of the narrator and the narrator had buckets of sweets coming down from his forehead to his feet enough to make people dehydrated and be reborn in another world.

The narrator then continued and her chest was boastful as if it was a milf protagonists- *blurg* *hhhhhhaaaaaaa*

The narrator was gasping for air as he saw his stomach had a gaping hole!!

(quite scary)

And he died the End.