What do you mean

"Why did it have to be ME!" Now I know you're all wondering what do you mean by why did it have to be me well let's start from the beginning:one day when I was in the middle of my period there was something going on with my ears and I know it's wired but I got up and look in the mirror and then my dad came bursting in saying "move out of the I gotta POOP" and I ran out of the bathroom and then I saw my mom she wanted to tell me something...but she said "in private" that's when I thought she knew I cheated on the test at school we went down into the basement and then she said something that is going to blow your mind