1 This Job isn't Easy

Valhalla, Supreme Heaven

The Office Room

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Heaven is a place of extraordinary beauty where the Gods and other sacred beings live. It divided into two levels, the lowest one named Nether Heaven and the highest one named Supreme Heaven.

Valhalla, the grandest building in all of Heaven which is located in Supreme Heaven. There is the residence of the strongest figure in all of Heaven.

In one of the rooms in Valhalla, where there are piles of papers and books scattered around, seemed a figure was seen sitting behind a golden table.

"Hahhh … I'm gonna kick those damn Demi-God' ass after this," muttered a golden-haired man sitting behind his desk with a frustrated look.

He is a God King, Odin, who looks stressed. His golden eyes looked tired with black eye bags. His appearance also looked disheveled with his hair was a tangled mess, although it did not take away from his handsome face.

Odin felt like he wanted to scream because of stress now and throw those humans into Hell.

"Croak! Next report from Demi-God Hwagun! [Oh God, can you make my toilet work just once right now? My shit has spilled everywhere. It completely poured into my bathroom.] Croak! Please, give the solution, Master!" A black crow croaked, its name is Huginn.

Not long after, another crow with a white feather who called Muninn croaked, "Croak! Next report from Demi-God Guru! [Oh God, I pray to you because I love Putra so much. He is the only man that I love. If I don't mate with him, then make him mine. But if he is still not mine, I swear that you, God, will be a miserable single in Heaven]. Please, give your solution for this too, Master! Croak!"

"Can we off for a day? I really want to sleep," said Odin depressedly.

"Croak! No, Master! You need to finish all the job first. Croak!"

This work is truly endless — Odin thought.

After Odin became a God King, he thinks that he could had a chill life in Heaven, making love with Frigga and have many children as his successors. However, it was all just his expectations. In fact he couldn't even sleep well since he took the throne.

Speaking of Frigga, Odin had just remembered that his marriage to the Goddess of Fertility and Love would take place on the day of Spring, which was a few weeks from now.

Remembering that, Odin instantly became more stressed. What the hell is this damn schedule — he thought.

"Those damn Demi-Gods ... Can't they just do their job properly without whining to me all the time for the fucking solutions? This really make me sick! I haven't even prepared anything for my wedding!" Odin swore as he ruffled his hair in distress.

Demi-Gods are Gods with mixed blood of mortal creatures who inhabit in the Nether Heaven and Mortal Realms.

And because of these Demi-Gods, Odin has suffered from headaches in hundreds of years since he become God King. It is because they send so many [wish reports] to Odin, which is almost entirely filled with nonsensical wish from mortal creatures, especially from humans.

"Croak! No, Master! Demi-God Hwagun said that he needs a solution," Huginn said again.

Odin closed his eyes and his forehead twitched. It feels like he wants to destroy earth right now so he can be free from this damn job.

With an annoyed smile then he says, "A solution right? Okay, for the first, tell this to Hwagun ..."

"..."

"... how about you eat that shits or wash your face with that."

"Croak! As your command, Master. I will —"

"Of course not, damn bird! I am the God King! how could I understand something like that? Even up to this day I never pooped!" said Odin shouting.

"So what should I report? Croak!" said Huginn.

Odin ruffled his hair while groaning in frustration, "Tell this to Hwagun …"

"..."

"… give that human some sickness which will makes him can't poop for a few days. That should be enough to solve his problem," said Odin, and then he took a deep breath.

"Croak! As your command, Master!" Huginn answered.

Afterward, Huginn sent the answer. Huginn uses telepathy to its clone where Demi-God Hwagun is.

"Croak! Then what about Muninn's report, Master? Croak! Please give your solution."

Odin's forehead twitched. A second later, Odin laughed softly and sounded evil.

"Ok, tell this to Guru …"

"..."

"… I command you to put some curse on her. Make her single for entire life!" Odin grinned widely.

"Croak! But he's a male, Master."

Odin immediately froze and felt himself crumble to pieces. The truth made him really shocked. Are these humans crazy? — he thought.

Then Odin seemed to massage his head and said, "I felt like my head was going to explode ..."

"..."

"Then tell this ... it's up to you, you can either sink him or send him to hell or whatever. And anyway, can you give me the reports that were a bit important?! You guys always send me nonsenses!"

"No! Croak! Hwagun said that prayer requests have been overwhelming lately," said Huginn.

Odin then sigh deeply and with his

annoyed face mixed with tiredness, he replied, "Then just close the request and don't bothering me with that fucking prayer requests from those humans!"

"..."

"What do you think my job is? Playing cards, having a good breakfast, going to Hell for tea time or something?!" said Odin in a snapped tone.

"Croak! But you were just playing cards with other Gods a few days ago."

Odin fell silent with a dumb face and said, "Okay, forget it."

Then Odin stood up while taking a deep breath and said, "I think I would like to calm myself down for a while. Anyway, where are Brunhilde and Gunnr?"

"Croak! I see them go to Brunhilde's room," said Muninn.

Hearing Muninn's words, Odin suddenly looked annoyed while said, "How dare they chill out, meanwhile, I'm suffering here."

Hearing Odin's words, both Huginn and Muninn suddenly felt a goosebumps, then they flew away from Odin.

"Croak! Master got mad! Save yourself!" Huginn and Muninn shouted while flew away.

However, Odin grinned widely and said, "I'm gonna teach them some lesson."

***

Valhalla, Supreme Heaven

Brunhilde's Private Room

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In another room in Valhalla, there were two figure there. One of them looks focused on the transparent screens in front of her. She has long blonde hair and wears a long white dress with a pair of white big wings on her back.

"Brunhilde, will it be alright? We are leaving our responsibilities as the God King's assistant and moreover, what exactly are you doing?"

The woman called Brunhilde grinned and said, "Creating a [System] for competition to prepare the Ragnarok in the future."

"Isn't that an illegal thing for us? The 7th rule of Heaven Law, especially in verse 3 said that Guardians who serve The God-King are not allowed to participate in the competition to create a Ragnarok [System]."

Hearing the words from a figure nearby, Brunhilde rolled her eyes and said, "Oh come on Gunnr, that wouldn't have happened if you can shut up and yet, I'm only doing this as a hobby, you know?"

The figure called Gunnr only responded with a mumbled. Actually Gunnr is a male, but he has beautiful face and his body is tiny like kid. He then turned his face to the door as if waiting for something.

"Ahh, I guess we'll get into trouble after this," Gunnr said with a flat face.

"Huh? What do you —"

SMASH!

Suddenly the door opened roughly. Brunhilde then turned her head and was surprised when she saw Odin walk over to her and Gunnr.

"You two …!"