1 My Cat eat something wierd!
7:30 AM, Sunday. Mario Maginoo opens his eyes and realize that he has to prepare breakfast it his turn because his brother did it last night. In this fishing Village, Baybay dos life is simple. Most of the people here go fish at night and sold thier catch at the city market in morning. As Mario is preparing his breakfast, he noticed that his cat seems to have eaten something bad because it's puking something. He walks towards his cat while saying "Chow-chow are you okay ". The cat seems to understand what his saying cause Chow.chow look at Mario's eyes while pointing at his throat. So Mario opens it mouth and put his hand at chow.chows mouth taking a black pearl inside it. While doing so, Chow-chow accidentally bit Mario's finger and blood coincidentally drips at the black pearl. Suddenly a black hole appears sucking Mario along with his Cat.
"Where am I "Mario opens his eyes and shocked by what he sees. Nipa huts everywhere, men and women wear nothing but 'bahag' (loincloth) which only covering thier private parts. Mario has no clue of what is happening to him. Suddenly he notice some soft at his legs and realize it was Chow-chow. It warms his heart at least he has his pet as his karamay in this strange world. Mario walk out of his cottage, and was overwhelmed because all the villagers greet him with a name that is not his name. Greetings Datu lapu-lapu said of all the villagers he encountered. "I am lapu-lapu? wait what? lapu-lapu? our national here is this Mac tan or something? Have I travelled back in time? what is this what with my "bahag" oh god please help me understand my situation!! Wait god? Who is this god that this people worshipping. A very tall humanoid creature? What isn't that a Kapre. What the hell?
As Mario starts to accept his situation. He realized that he time traveled in a paralled world. Españolas conquered our nation in my original world here he realized that the invaders are not Human but Dark creatures. Hell's pawn. Here beast are everywhere. Beast as large as the Sadam trucks. Wait what? he looked down as he realized that Chow-chow is starting to grow. His domestic cat is starting to look like a Tiger a white tiger. Anyways what to do. I'm not the true lapu-lapu, I don't even know what my face looks like since this place doesn't have a mirror. Water reflections don't have the resolution. Oh shit who this guys walking toward me. Greetings Datu lapu-lapu said the man as he kneel. General Pula-pula has something to report? We have sightings of bunch og Tsanaks creeping near our border. Please give us order to exterminate them."Alright do what you have to do. I don't care I'm tired. I am sick.
