59 57***What on Earth?!!
I floated for a while in the abyss of my... Sher's thoughts, unable to move or speak even if I wanted to. Not that I did! All of this information was all too much, and yet not enough!
'What village was that? Why did that king sell off so many people? What is Sher really? What happened all those times? Why did he - sorry, she - show me all of that? Is this just something to add flavor to a quest? Or is it something... more...?'
Questions like these kept on firing around in my head. Though I assume it showed me all of her memories, most of them where blurred and many were so grimly distorted, I'm surprised she hasn't gone mad remembering them!!!
In short, I knew just as much before as I knew now. If anything, I just now know that I knew nothing! And I have a feeling that I'll have to do way more digging around than I usually do to find any answers!
Though there is one question that I can get off of my chest fast.
"You where a girl?????!!!!!!" I asked the moment the darkness lifted.
'What is that supposed to mean you foul creten!' a 17 year old voice in some olden ancient accent spoke back in astonishment! 'You could not have possibly thought that wasth a man!!!'
"What else was I supposed to think?!!" I shot back at her.
'Gasp, how DARE you!!!' I should have your carcass skinned and hanged for your arrogance!!! To think that you could not have seen my natural womanly wiles!' She rebutted in anger!
'I'd love to know what was womanly about you before.' I thought to myself this time.
'*GASP!!!* Why you... you... you ↥↡↡↤↥!!!!' She screamed at me!
'Oh you did not just call me a ↥↡↡↤↥! Take that back ↖↯↠↞↛!!!'
'↚↝↡↢ ↰↨↭↺↺ ↖↢↣↡↡↘↜?!!' ('You know Sub-Elfin?!!')
"Yup. As well as the other 10 Elfin Dialects, Dwarven, Winter and Spring Cave Golem Sign Language, Dragon tongue, and even a bit of French mademoiselle!" I answered her with a smug look of victory on my face!
'*Grr.* In��la ₥on₭lu ft₳!!!' She growled at me!
"Hey!!! Tarshesian isn't fair! That's a lost language and you know it!!!" I wined at her in anger! I don't care if I look stupid! They don't even have any written text left behind!
'¤kl¤ muu¥₫ ₭lu৻a ₰on₱₱u!!!' (<a/n [since Nynn can't translate ;P] - Look like I win this one!>)
"Come on! Switch please?! I'm sorry I called you a scaly old ba..."
"Oi nerd! You have enough time to stop f******** with yourself and get the f**** out of there?!" A very familiar, very pissed off, and VEEEERY unwanted voice called out to me!
"Angus?" I asked, surprised to see her silhouette at the top of what appears to be an overhang over a massive hole... that I was currently sitting in...
"What are you doing here?!" I asked... eh, shouted up at her. "Wait, better question. How do I get up there?!" I tried again, realizing that this may take a while.
She was at least 45 feet above me, and I was surrounded in pitch darkness, so I wasn't making out any pathways any time soon.
"How the f*** should I know?! Just find you own **s up!" She shouted back at me.
"Language you ៛or₿vl﷼uo!!!" I shouted back at her!
'Oof. I hope you doth not kiss your parents with that mouth.' Sher quipped in at my use of color.
"Mngg! I can't wait till I'm out of this dungeon!" I grumbled to myself before looking around and accessing my situation.
'Hmm. Sher, can you build us a way out of here?' I asked her in my head.
"Alright, that felt weird, so I'm not gonna do that again. You cool if I talk to you out loud?" I asked her, feeling perturbed with talking with mind.
'Well, if you want to come of as an unhinged person, then be my guest." she answered
'To answer your initial question, sorry, but that's not a possibility. I only have Combat Earth Master, no Creation Earth Mastery. You'll have to - to put in that crass woman's terms - "৳ump¤ ¤okr৻ ₢₿₼ ₳sl c₪£."' (<a/n [if you didn't guess it yet] - Just find you own **s up!>)
"... You're having fun with this aren't you?" I asked, disdain seasoned into my words.
'₿in₶ ៛la៛ m฿e૱ ¥dle? ¤unfl£un ₭ree₰ ₰e₶u₺.' (<a/n - What can I say? Feels filling to taunt you.>)
"Da... rn you." I cursed, stopping myself midway from almost swearing.
I observed the walls as much as I could, focusing Body Reinforcement in my eyes, and soon started making out juttings in them that I could use to climb up.
With a heavy sigh, I used Full Coil and started racing up to the top of the hole! I reached the top within seconds, and meet a doorway with nothing visible save for white light coming from it.
"Are we out now?" I asked no one in particular as I crossed the short distance to the door and stepped out.
Save Point Reached!
Trial Dungeon Completed: The Goblin King's Tomb!
"FINALLLY!!!" I belted out and fell down, landing flat on my face, exhausted!
Adventure: Nylon
Levels Acquired: 23 (70 p)
Loot Acquired: 42 spc (34 p)
Monsters Slain: 15 (9 p)
Achievements Unlocked: 5 (15 p)
Hidden Rooms Found: 7 (60 p)
Deaths: 0 (70 p)
Total: 258 p
Exp Earned: 258p → 376 exp (+ 127)
All Entities Acquired Will Now Be Withdrawn
Eh? What's this?!
A light erupted around me and I felt a rush as go by. It lasted only a few minutes, an once it was done, all the levels I got from this crazy mess started dropping!!!
'Eh?' I thought, dumbfounded.
In its place, 403 exp points were added to my still unused stockpile!
'Eh?! What's this?!'
3rd Place Prize: (1) Earth Crusted Wood, (1) Old Hunter Gloves, (1) Old Hunter Boots, (30) silver, (20) copper.
I opened my inventory, and found it completely empty save for a log and a pair of gloves and boots!
'Eh?!! Where did all my loot go?!!' I thought in wonder. And it didn't stop there!
"Adventure Nylon!*hehe*" an oddly familiar voice said from up above,, making my head snap up in reflex!
"Eh?! John?! What are you doing hear?!!" I asked in disbelief as I looked up to see that airs-y beggar laying in a tree!
"Hey kid. Can't believe that you made it through that without dying! Looks like you're made of better stuff than I gave you credit for!*hehe*" He greeted while getting up, and stretching on his branch.
"Unfortunately, I'm not here for a take over shots *heh*. Turns out, you cheated in the first and second Area, so the Admin's cutting your earnings from that time. *hehe*" He said with a short laugh. He sounded drunk. And the way he was spinning and swaying on the branch wasn't convincing me other wise.
"Well, that's all. Gotta go! See ya!" he announced all of a sudden!
"Wait, wha..." I started, but I couldn't finish before he snapped his fingers and... vanished!
'Eh?!!!'
"Ugh! I hate that p****!" Angus raged as, dressed in nothing but her beginner's clothes. It was then that I realized that Eleora wasn't here!
'Eh?!!!! Where did she go?!!!!!'
But before I could dwell too much on it, a blue shard came floating by and hit my hand before disappearing in a cloud of blue!
Secret Achievement Unlocked: Lore Hunter!
Hidden Master Quest Acquired: The Story Behind It All!
'Eh?! But this shouldn't... Eh?!!!!!' I could only stand there befuddled!
This can't get any more confusing can it?
Area 3 : The Goblin Woods
Scratch that.
"↠↯↗???!!!!!" (WHAT???!!!!!)
