1 Barron’s Big Discovery

He looked up from his ipad as his father burst into his room

"Barron, I said no internet! I will not let you contact the outside world!"

"But Dad, I am sad here," Barron said.

"I don't care. I am Donald J. Trump the president of the United States, and I am in charge!"

Donald Trump threw his son's ipad across the room. It hit the window, and the window went SMASH!

Melania heard the noise and came in.

"Donald darling what are you doing?" she asked.

"I am removing this disgraceful child's internet." Donald replied.

"Oh" said Melania, "why is the window broken?"

"Because he threw it" said Barron, "Dad threw my internet out the window."

"Melania, you need to leave," said Donald, "this is no place for a lady. Pwease cook me dinner now."

Melania: "Don't we have people for that?"

Donald: "Yes, you are the people for that."

Melania: "Okay." she said with a hint of annoyance.

Donald: "If you do, we will have sexy time later." *winks* At the time, Donald thought this would entice Melania, but it had the opposite effect.

Melania tried to hide her disgust and agreed.

While his parents were talking, Barron went to get his ipad. By some miracle, it was still working, but it had a big crack across the screen.

Then, he eavesdropped in on his parents' conversation and wondered what sexy time was like. "Maybe, if I got out of here I could get a girlfriend with big titties and nice feet," he thought.

That night, Donald Trump went into his wife's room. His pp was already hard because he made one of his secretaries suck it. After all, Bill Clinton was one of his biggest idols. "I'm here for sexy time" said Donald as he bit his lip ravishingly. Melania pretended to sleep in order to prolong the inevitable suffering. She did not want sexy time, but Donald came to her bed and tickled her footsies. "I am here" he chuckled. "Sexy timeeee babeyyy. Wake up!" Melania opened her eyes in horror. Donald looked at her and begged "make me cum pwease." Then, he put his hand on her big bugunga and mashed it. He did the grabby grabby motion he learned from his father. "Wow," he thought "I am very greatly good at this." Before she knew it, Donald's micro pp had barely penetrated her. Her hole was very tight but immensely dry. Donald thought, "wow this is great." He then put his hand on her cooch and tried to find the magical bean. He searched and searched and when she gasped, he knew he had found it. "OMG" thought Melania. "Why is his finger on my butthole?"

Donald was gentle when he fucked his wife. He knew he had a big pp. It was a whole 3 inches and many people had complimented him on it saying "Wow sir it's humongous." When he whipped that big boy out, they were shocked. They did not expect it at all, mainly because they were on the street rushing to an important business meeting.

Unlike the strangers on the street, Melania was not enjoying it. Donald liked to assert his manly dominance by being on top, but his fat flabby stomach was crushing her. Not to mention, he couldn't see over his five double chins. Just when she was about to take his pp out of her vajayjay and bite it (that was the only way she could ever get him to stop), she heard footsteps by the door. Donald heard it too and stopped. They stood still for a second, straining to hear a noise. Then they heard fingers tapping. Melania got up and put on her robe, and Donald put on his tighty whities (it made him feel more manly compared to his hot pink banana hammocks). Melania slowly walked over to the door and opened it, but it wouldn't budge. She pushed harder. Then she heard a shout from the other side, followed by the scooting of a butt across the floor. Then she was able to open the door, and when she did, she saw her son with his ipad. "Barron, what are you doing?'' said Donald. "Hi dad," Barron said, "Were you watching a movie? I liked the sounds so I came to listen." "No, I was railing your mom," replied Donald, winking with both eyes at his wife. But Melania was not happy, "Barron go to your room sweetie" she ushered. Barron left with his ipad, but he could not get the triumphant sounds in his parents bedroom out of his head. He yearned to hear them again. He pulled out his ipad and began to write.

"Seggs

By Barron

Morning or night

Is when the bed bugs bite

My man come

And he make me come

He is very good

I screamed as loud as i could

One night, we gave the kids a fright

Mommy and daddy were banging that night

Kid said "oh no mommy is hurt"

Little did he know, daddy was making her squirt

It was getting a little beefy

Mommy was making a big peefy"