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Are you there, hello? Finally, it took so long. Or no time at all. I don't know what I'm relative to. Yes relative as in time. If that exists here.
Okay so you may be wondering what the fuck happened. So you know how I'm well beyond light speed right? And how in your/my universe that's the ultimate speed limit. Well you see I thought why not explore outer space in naruto. So I turned up the speed. And apparently the speed limit in the naruto universe is 2000 x the speed of light.
What travels that fast in the Naruto universe I don't know. Now I went beyond that speed and broke out of that time space continuum(by accident). I think I'm now in a higher dimension.
How am I communicating with you? Well you can thank the author for that. Yea 4 wall is utterly gone at this point…probably. I don't think I'm in a 3d world, this is probably 4d.
Anyway I'm super positioned to an atom. What that means is I'm grabbing onto this random orb for dear life.
Now how do I get back to the naruto universe you may ask. Well that's a good question. Usually if you're lost you reverse your steps. Sooo….
Okay time to be serious. My best running theory is to go the slowest speed limit. Now that may sound dumb and you're probably thinking that just means stand still. But no speed is just energy. Meaning I think I have to exist in a state of no energy. Absolute zero or something in that ballpark.
Good thing I have heat manipulation. Other problem though. This means I have to die. Now normally that would dissuade someone of sound thinking. But I come back after death so live and learn I guess. Or in this case die and find out.
Using Chakra I take every possible energy in my body and expel it. Along with the Chakra itself. Causing a void of energy in the dimension. This makes the dimension itself squish trying to fill it.
Next thing I know I'm rocketed out of a white void (a white hole?). I'm sent crashing through a red giant making it explode into a supernova.
Being at the center of this supernova. I have to say it's beautiful. The vibrant colors relax my train of thought. My thoughts then explode back into motion. Rivaling the supernova.
[The skill [Adaptational rebirth] lv max was activated.]
[You gained [dimensional resistance] lv 5]
[You gained [energy resistance] lv 10]
[You gained [Soul resistance] lv max]
[You gained a new perk [Soul ascendance]]
Turning to my senses. I try to find life or earth. Finding earth I see I'm not in naruto…
Fuck…
Touching down on a nearby planet. That wasn't affected by the supernova. I just sat down. "One fucking mistake." I sigh looking around is just. A rocky planet with no atmosphere. It's basically a moon but bigger.
I use this slight time of relaxation to look at the system notifications.
[Dimensional resistance] lv 5
Description: the user takes 16% less damage from dimensional fabric or the fabric of reality.
[Energy resistance] lv 10
Description: the user takes 512% less damage from any type of energy.
[Soul resistance] lv max
Description: the user is immune to attacks on the soul.
Perk: [Soul ascendance]
Description: the user's Soul has ascended past mortal limits.
Okay so this may help getting back to the naruto universe. But let's just relax until I figure that out. Looking back towards earth with my senses. I see people breathing fire. Some shooting electricity. Some dressed in ridiculous costumes.
I realize I'm in mha pretty quickly. I mean theirs a person stretching their fingernails like rubber. I find ua and see the mc talking to ururaka. this seems to be the first day so. I'm near the beginning of the anime.
Yay I guess. Using a replacement jutsu I appear in a forest. A random log left where I was. If scientists ever find that. They'll drive themselves insane trying to figure it out.
(A/n first arc has now started. How will he get back to the naruto universe? Who knows.
I was busy last week uploads should be normal again.)
