Chapter 1

"So in conclusion, I'm going to be reincarnated, but I don't get to choose the ability or world? Furthermore, you won't tell me what I get for the world and will only give me an understanding of my ability?" I asked in complete confusion towards further confusing potato shaped R.(N)O.P.

"Yes, correct. Now let me get spinning, do you know how hard spinning this wheel is? If not, it's pretty easy..." The gloriously glowing potato said, 'Then, why did you ask me...' I thought as the potato grew a root arm (?) which then proceed to sweep up and spawn a wheel that contained a truly uncountable amount of abilities, bloodlines, physiques, etc

'Wait, why is there literally "etc" there?' I thought but before I could voice my question, it waved it's hand once more and the wheel was veiled behind a dark and heavy cloak, 'Again, what's with all the theatrics? Why does he keep on doing this useless shit?' I looked towards the dark cloak hoping to view something but no, all I could see was a dark never ending void that consumed all light.

"Cool isn't it? I turned the largest black hole I could find and just, tailored it into this, shocked a lot of my underlings cause they said things like "Boss, but isn't that the black hole the remains of your mom?" and I thought that was a 'Your mom' joke so I killed him, but then I realised he was right and I turned my mother into a cloak..." I could feel my eyebrows begin to twitch at the potato who had too much power for my liking, this however was stopped when I started to hear a click.

*Click, Clack, Click, Clack, Click, Crack, Click, Clack, Cocaine, Click, I, Clack, Click, Require, Click Click, Crack, Click Clack, Cocaine* 'Huh? You require crack cocaine...' I was once again stupefied by The Potato and it's antics.

"Oh, this is spin interesting, let's see which world you'll inevitability suffer with this one" The Powerful Potato once again waved his hand and the black clock disappeared showing the wheel once more which was transformed as each of the different tiles had it's world's changed into various world's and planes, the potato looking at the wheel once again waved it's hand the the cloak covered the wheel once again.

"So... What do you think your ability is? I'll give you an extra ability if you can guess correctly?" The potato said while literally muting the *Click, Clack, Give, Me, Click, Clack, Crack, Click, Cocaine* noises that had started from the spinning wheel.

"Well... There are too many choices, so rather than me guessing, could we do 20 questions? You know, I ask a question and you have to answer Yes or No?" I asked hopefully for the potato.

"Hm, you're right, so what's your first question?" The potato said with a newfound enthusiasm as it was looking forward to the game.

[ Ask him a vague question, like if you have read or watched the content relating to it ] A voice sounded in his head suddenly [ Don't make any movements to alert him of my presence just listen and do as I tell you, nod if you understand ] I nodded and started to follow the voices instructions "Have I read or watched the original content of where this ability comes from?" I followed the voice instructions.

"Yup! Of course you have, you were an absolute no life who spent his entire life consuming content! You think you wouldn't find this one eventually? Second question" The potato both complemented and criticised him all while in this enthusiastic tone that made it seem innocent.

[ Ask him another vague question, this time relating to the type of content, like manga/manhwas ] I nodded once more and again followed it's instructions "*Deep exhale and inhale* Ok good, second question: Was the original a manga/manhwa?" I forcefully calmed myself before I flew into a rage at the goddamn potato who*Deep Inhale and exhale*.

"Yup, Yup and Yupper. How do you keep getting these right? Third Question?" The potato enthusiastic said once again before peaking it's head(?) around the cloak "Hm, well your world is chosen so we'll limit your questions to 10, the wormhole I make always closes a bit to early"

"What!" [ It's fine, I expected him to do this, this time ask him if it's an ability that can absorb or devour other abilities ] *Deep inhale and exhale* "Yeah, okay whatever, my third question: Does this ability consume or devour abilities so that the user can use it?" I asked

"Bruh, Yeah, why was that so specific?" The potato wondered.

[ Give him an excuse, like how in most fantasy novels they have an ability that absorbs or devours other ones ] "Well, most of the time in fantasy novels the main character has that Gluttony or Greed ability that makes it so they can be broken really quickly" I replied, already narrowing my choices as I observed the potato who had gained a literal sweat drop as I said 'Greed'.

"Yeah, whatever, fourth question" The potato replied as he swiftly wiped off the sweat drop.

[ Good question, this time however I want you to lead him off, but still gain information from the yes it no, like purposefully narrow down the country of origin ] "Fourth Question: Does the original content come from Japan?" I asked, hoping that all the Japanese manga who's authors have a power trip would come in handy.

"NOPE! Haha finally you got something wrong, fifth question time" The potato began to laugh in his face.

[ Okay, we made it to the halfway point, I'll help you for this one and I'm out, ask him if it's form GoH, you can tell him of my existence after this question as I'm going back to writing now ]"Hm, Fifth Question: Does this ability comes from God of Highschool?" I asked.

"Yes... Are you cheating? How did you get that, Sixth Question" The potato asked this time becoming aggravated.

"I don't know, it's this voice just whispering into my ear telling me these questions and I ask them..." I explained hoping to ease the potato.

"Damn that bastard, whatever, just get onto the sixth question" The potato asked, still annoyed.

"Is it a Charyeok?" I asked hopefully to get it right without the voice's help.

"Yes... Seventh Question" The potato said dejectedly.

"Seventh Question: Is it the Charyeok 'Greed'?" I asked the potato hoping to finally get it.

"Nope!" The potato excitedly said but that turned sad as he realised I had finally got my answer.

"Is it 'Original Greed'?" I was fully confident in my answer.

"Yes, well whatever, your bonus is that you'll have a family in your new life" The potato said in anger.

"Hey! I spent my time doing this and that's a bonus?!" I replied back.

"Well, Author-San helped you, so..." The potato replied back as he waved his hand and the black cloak disappeared showing the new world. [ Second Coming of Gluttony ]

"Why'd you show me?" I asked in shock.

"That bastard author told me to" The potato said as he sent me reincarnating into the world of [ Second Coming of Gluttony ].