76 Skippy

"I'd say look pretty similar, I mean her face is a little freckled. At a glance though she can pass as Azula at a distance."

Alexia had the right body type, not quite as tall or present, but she could pass. Muxia could pass as Mai. While Tamlin could pass for me as long as he dyed his hair. This was good, this was good.

"Why am I dressed like this?"

I looked at Hio. "You need to fix your titties."

He frowned, "Har Har, why the fuck am I the replacement for her." Hio pointed at the giggling Ty Lee. I looked back at Hio and shrugged, "I mean you have a small body and as long as you wear the dress you are pretty similar. Besides don't worry this is a mock trial."

"WHY AM TY LEE THOUGH!"

Ignoring Hio's complaints I turned to the girls. "So what do you think?"

"I feel mocked." I looked at Mai and then at Muxia.

"You should be it is too easy to dress like you. However the question is do you think they can pass as us if we need to make an 'appearance'."

Ty Lee couldn't stop giggling so it was left to Azula and Mai. Azula nodded, "I think it could work, but how do you expect to pass the you know fire bending?"

I pointed at Tamlin, "Alexia just has to make threats and then tell 'Orin to handle it'. From there Tamlin is the only one who might have to do something."

Tamlin raised his hand, "Do what exactly?"

I stared at him, and made a faux fire ball. "Pew, pew." I then mocked making a Molotov and throwing it while miming a laugh. "That's about it, just sort of act crazy and be a dick."

Muxia stepped in, "I actually have some small wrist flamethrowers that might be able to help. Extra flare."

She made wrist flamethrowers? When did this happen? I nodded and gave a thumbs up. Mai spoke saving my confusion. "So now what do we just walk out of the desert while they act as us and doing what exactly?"

Oh right the plan! "They will take the Cank t-"

"I'm not a fan of that name its a-" I flipped Muxia off and continued, "The CANK! will be taken across the west of the continent. Stopping at cities, villages, forts, so on. To make appearance of..." I motioned to the girls and myself. "At locations till eventually stopping at the Earth kingdom City of Omashu. You will stay outside the capital until someone approaches you. If I am right the king should just surrender without a fight. If he does fight, don't do anything!"

"Why?" I looked to Hio, "Good question, the king is a master earth bender. He will wait to strike so you know. Just wait him out."

"And stopping at what fire nation forts will do what exactly? It would be obvious what is happening?"

I pointed to Mai, "Good question! Azula!"

Azula rolled her eyes and played along, "I'll write up a secret report to be passed around. It will be something like using the refugees as a disguise we will infiltrate the Earth kingdom cities to take them down from the inside."

With a smile I continued, "Any other questions!"

Ty Lee was the one to have one. "if they are posing as us, what exactly will we be doing or I guess traveling?"

That was a good question, I pointed to the direct of the Oasis. "We are gonna mug a beetle carriage and use that. Lime will be able to push the cart easily. For the clothes we can just get some a bit later."

I was hoping to steal some clothes or buy some that would be both highly appealing to me and functional for the whole operation. "So let's get the fuck out of this desert anyone? Anyone?"

-----Sokka pov-----

I can't believe I'm the one steering. I knew it was a bad idea to visit the air temples, but no! I knew it was a bad idea to talk to those fishermen. Guess what we were nearly robbed. Now here we are floating along heading to the south pole! Where I am sure we will be hunted down again. "Frickin frackin benders and their stupid water magic."

I felt a drop of water hit my face. Great! now its raining! nearly at the north pole and guess what its not snowing! Its raining! I sighed, I really hope Aang can master water bending quickly. After all there is only one water capital, to search for a master water bender. Except a whole CONTINENT TO SEARCH FOR A EARTH BENDER!

A now soggy lemur perched onto my head. "Hey Momo."

"Sokka do you want a rain coat?"

I looked over at Katara. "Gee do I look like I want one?"

"I mean..."

"OF COURSE I WANT ONE!"

She threw it at me and I put it on. Not like it helped much I was already like 30% wet. "Sokka do you think the north will be cold?"

My eye twitched, obviously it would be cold! ITS THE NORTH! I respond, "Most likely, however I hear there is some natural spas up there. Like Icy pocket Oasis's."

Aang laughed, "I never actually visit the north when I was a kid."

I blinked as it hit me. "Hey when you were a kid did other air benders travel like you did?"

Aang nodded, "Well of course it was part of ones training as a nomad. It was part of mastery for air bending. Since you had to feel the many winds of the globe to get your arrows."

I nodded, "So theoretically?"

Katara interrupted me, "You have a theory?"

I stopped for a second, "No this is serious, in theory do you think a traveling nomad could've learned about the air temple massacres and just not returned home?"

Katara and Aang paused on it and thought it through. "I mean I guess, but that would be only a handful of survivors? Where would they all go and what happened to them?"

I shrugged, "I don't know, just thought we might want to keep and eye out. Once Aang masters the elements it might be a good idea to try looking for them once again."

Aang was smiling, and Katara gave me a thumbs up. I turned back to steering and I could see ice and snow approaching. It seemed we were closing in.