Chapter 7: The lamest death ever!

"Misogi you bastard!" Saruyama shouted, "You betrayed our 'Single Boys Alliance' religion alongside Nagasumi!"

"Why are you angry that I'm getting a girlfriend?!" Misogi yelled back, "And what the heck with that lame group name?! I didn't joined weird group like that!!"

"Why the heck I'm included?!" Nagasumi whose name is also mentioned shouted, "I also never heard and joined that pathetic religious group like that!"

"Shut up you heathens! You both have violated the law regarding forever 'single' agreements made by our god!" Saruyama shouted with more vigor. All the boys in class except Rito and Raku nodded in agreement with him as Saruyama made the accusation.

"And by the law made by our god, Shinguru(single) no Ookami! The punishment given to both of you is burned at the stake!"

"What kind of pitiful god do you guys follow?!"

As the boys threw meaningless accusations against Misogi and Nagasumi, Komoe was flustered when all the boys suddenly went wild at both Misogi and Nagasumi, clueless as to why they were doing that.

"E-everyone! Please calm down! Sensei still hasn't heard Kumagawa-chan's answer!"

The petite homeroom teacher of class 2-A was ignored as the boy got more wild at accusing the 'heathens' as they call Misogi and Nagasumi.

"Umm, Komoe-sensei?" A female voice called out to her.

Komoe's attention turned toward her caller, "What is it Sairenji-chan?"

"Who is this Aiho-san that you said proposed to Kumagawa-kun earlier?" Haruna asked Komoe, representing the question and curiosity of all the girls in the class.

"Oh, she has been my best friend since middle school," Komoe answered her student honestly.

"Oh? She is an adult then. Is she pretty?" Risa asked the important question. Making the boys who overheard her question sharpen their hearing.

Komoe nodded her head, "She's not just pretty. She is a very beautiful woman. Here are her photo pictures." She takes her smartphone from her pocket, searching in her photo gallery. And when Komoe finally found Aiho's most recent photos she takes, she showed them of Aiho's appearance. In the photo picture, Aiho was wearing a white wedding dress she was forced to wear when they playing a punishment game with their friends at Komoe's apartment.

"These photos were recently taken when she and our other friends visited my apartment." Komoe answered innocently, not knowing the disaster that was about to happen, "She's very beautiful right?"

The girls were awestruck at the image of Aiho in the white wedding dress. Her blushing beautiful face. Her straight hair hung down toward her back covered by a transparent veil. Her body figure is hugged tightly by the dress making her shapes of her body's curve can be seen. It was breathtaking pictures of Aiho on Komoe's phone! If Misogi saw his third girlfriend wearing a wedding dress like this, He surely would ignore his mother's advice and go straight to marrying her and then eating her right there!

"Whoa... She's very beautiful... And had a mature sexy body too..." The majority of the girls voiced their shared opinions simultaneously.

In an instant, all the boys who gathered around Misogi heard the girls talk about the appearance of Misogi's new girlfriend immediately ran toward them and snatched Komoe's phone from Risa's hand.

"Hey!" Risa exclaimed in annoyance when Saruyama took the phone from her hand.

Seeing the image of Aiho wearing a white wedding dress that hugged her desirable sexy body tightly and showed her womanly curves, All the boys had intense nosebleeds from their nose.

After watching the photos for five minutes straight, they turned their heads in a broken motion toward Misogi with tears of blood and bloodshot eyes.

"The heretic is guilty of a heavy crime." Saruyama said like a clergyman going to judge a guilty person, "Change the punishment from burned at stake to 'make the riajuu explode', literally."

"Yes! Archbishop Saruyama! Everyone! take your explosives out and throw them to the two heretics!" Shu obeyed Saruyama order.

"But Apostle Shu sir! We didn't have explosives ready on our hands!" One of the boys said.

"No need to worry, my priests! The Prophet already got that covered! Prophet Saru! Are the explosives ready?"

"Of course, Apostle-sama!" Saru then opened his bag and it showed a variety of big firecrackers and fireworks inside.

"Huh!? Why the heck did you bring that many firecrackers?!" Misogi exclaimed in surprise.

"Heretic didn't need to know!" Saruyama shouted, "By the will of our god, catch Misogi and Nagasumi alongside Rito and Raku!"

""Huh?!"" Rito and Raku who were included as the target of the 'witch hunt', raised their voice in surprise, "Why we're included?!"

"Rito, whether on purpose or not, you always fall on Sairenji's body and end up in an erotic situation with her! And Raku, I know you were secretly given cookies by Onodera when you gave her a cooking lesson in her house! And by that, you two are also guilty as Misogi and Nagasumi!" The 'Archbishop' Saruyama yelled suddenly, making Haruna and a girl named Onodera blush heavily.

Her full name is Kosaki Onodera. She is a fair-skinned teenage girl with shoulder-length dark-brown hair that has one long strand of hair which she keeps combed neatly to the left side of her face and chocolate brown eyes. She is average in height and has a thin figure.

"Now, capture these heretics and give them the worst possible punishment!"

The boys, with a war cry, went charging like a group of orcs raging in heat toward the four of them.

"Run!" Misogi yelled to his fellow three persons who had been targeted by these crazy cultists.

Raku and Rito get out of the classroom easily because their seat is near the exit.

As for the ones who have official relationships with girls and are being targeted the most, Misogi and Nagasumi whose seats are near the windows and far from the classroom door, they immediately surrounded.

"Dammit! We're surrounded!" Nagasumi panicked, thinking about how they were going out of this situation, "Misogi! What should we do?!"

"Just do your best evading them when they're close to you!" Misogi said to him, "Didn't you have your 'danger alert' mode which makes you able to exhibit the near-superhuman ability to dodge and evade practically anything or anyone that approaches you like yesterday when they chasing you?!"

"What about you?"

"Don't worry about me, my friend! Just do your best to survive this ordeal." Misogi reassured Nagasumi with a shining smile and thumbs up, "Here they come!"

"Surender and accept your punishments!"

Immediately, when their hands about grabbing them, Misogi and Nagasumi showed inhuman reflexes.

Misogi does impressive acrobatic movements by jumping up and then using his attacker's head as footholds with his arms and legs. It was like Misogi was doing a breakdancing or parkour movement in the air. Making the girls gasp in awe at his ability.

Not losing to Misogi, Nagasumi whose heard a female voice inside his mind warned him with 'Danger Alert Lv. 4: Evasive Maneuver Activated!' also move his entire body with a quick move to evade their attack. Making like like he is dancing with an incredible amount of reflexes to avoid them.

And they successfully passed the crazed cultist and escaped the classroom.

Still with tears of blood, the cultist keeps chasing them outside the class.

In the eyes of ordinary people, their movements are like a blur. The girls, who were watching with dumbfounded expressions, were snapped from their daze from the display when the four targets of the cultist and the cultist themselves went out of the classroom.

"... What just happened?" Risa asked, the image of Misogi's and Nagasumi's impressive movements is still stuck in her mind.

"AH! Everyone wait!" Komoe who also snapped out from her daze then chasing out after them with her small body, "This is still the homeroom period! You should stay in the classroom and listen to sensei! And please give sensei's phone back!" With that, the petite pink-haired teacher chased them outside the class. Leaving only the girls inside.

"Are they will be alright?" Sun asked with a concerned tone, especially to Nagasumi.

"... With how Kumagawa and Michisio doing amazing feat, I think they will be okay. But I'm not sure about Yuuki and Ichijou though." Risa said that with a casual tone, making Haruna and Kosaki worried about the boys they liked.

"Well, I'm sure both Yuuki and Ichijou going to be alright." Risa quickly said after seeing both Haruna and Kosaki's worried looks, "Probably..."

Her words did not make the two girls feel reassured at all.

The chase went on until the second period ended. During that time, Misogi, Nagasumi, Rito, and Raku were chased around by all the boys from class 2-A on the school grounds. The ruckus made by them caught the attention of all the students and teachers inside the school.

Komoe, who was chasing after them from the beginning to calm her students (and asked Saruyama to give back her phone which he didn't hear because he was too focused on chasing the 'heretics') gave up because of her lack of stamina, she was exhausted very quickly for running ten minutes straight and dragged her tired body back to class 2-A with a defeated expression.

The girls who stay inside the class then comfort their petite homeroom teacher after seeing her tired look. Seeing their cute sensei look depressed, all the girls then made a unanimous decision to pursue and deliver punishment to the boys.

After two hours of the three-way chase between Misogi and friends, the cultist boys who were chasing after them, and the girls pursuing the boys, it finally ended when the third period was about to start in the other class. Leaving them very exhausted.

When the other teachers know the reason for the entire chaos caused by the students from class 2-A is just simple jealousy, they punish the boys including Misogi, Nagasumi, Rito, and Raku with one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, and one hundred squats in their exhausted state (thankfully for them the ten kilometers run aren't included). The victims of the chasing incident of course protested why they were included for being punished since they were the ones who were being chased. The teacher answered that because 'they're' the main 'cause' of the chase incident and ignored their complaints.

Saruyama was given fifty more since Komoe's phone which was taken by him earlier are snapped in half when the chase went on. So with additional punishment, Saruyama also need to replace Komoe's phone with a brand new one.

So when their punishment of one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, and one hundred squats was over, all the boys were sprawled out on the school grounds covered with sweat, very exhausted except Misogi whose stamina and energy were improved drastically because of the Assaka's gene inside his body that making him a MANTIS, a superhuman soldier in the previous era in Honkai Impact's world. Technically making him have a superhuman body. The punishment ended when the fourth period was over it was time for lunch. So they dragged their tired bodies to their classroom to have lunch and some went to the cafeteria with staggered steps.

The girls are not included in the punishment as they're chasing the boys to stop them.

"Why... Are you... Still ... Fine?" Raku asked Misogi while his arm was shouldered by Kosaki to support him when walking back to their class. The same thing also happened to the other two exhausted boys. Rito with Haruna and Nagasumi with Sun. Only Misogi walks alone without a tired expression.

Misogi looked at them with an amused smile when seeing the concerned and blushing looks of the girls when they were close to the respective boys they liked.

"You can say that my stamina and energy are unlimited," Misogi answered Raku's question with a smug look.

"You... make... your words... sound like you... have superpowers..." Rito commented with a tired voice.

"Hmm~, maybe~" Misogi replied to Rito's comment ambiguously.

The seven of them made it back to their classroom with enough time to eat lunch.

Because of their sorry state, The girls offered to feed the boys, which made both sides blush heavily but did it nevertheless, making the onlookers around them feel sour at the display.

After the lunch period was over, it was time for the next period, world history.

World history lessons are both hell and heaven for the boys. Hell because of how boring the subjects are and heaven because the one who taught it is the cold-faced beauty, Mafuyu Kirisu. Mafuyu is a woman in her mid-20s with pink hair and green eyes. She has a slender built physique. She wears a suit with black stockings and dark red high heels. She is considered to be a beautiful person, often admired by male colleagues and students alike. However, due to her cold and frank personality, she is often seen as unsociable among her colleagues and overly strict with her students.

In the middle of Mafuyu's lesson, the MCG's screen suddenly appeared in front of Misogi and went online.

*AdvocateofGenderEquality has changed his nickname to Shut-inNEET*

[Shut-inNEET: What the heck?! Why is my changed nickname turned to this!?"]

[RulerofMonsters: Kazuma, what are you doing?]

[Shut-inNEET: I'm changing my nickname by using the Random Nickname Changer I got from the first Gacha pulls.]

[Shut-inNEET: Honestly, my previous nickname makes it sound like I'm a chuunibyou, so I want to change it. But why it turned to this?!]

[Shut-inNEET: I'm going to change it again!]

*Shut-inNEET has changed his nickname to Panty-StealingDevil*

[Panty-StealingDevil: THE FUCK?!]

[PriestessofThunder: Ara~]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Okay, that's worse than mine.]

[WorstSpirit: Oh my! So you have a perverted hobby like that Kazuma-san?]

[Panty-StealingDevil: NO I'M NOT!!]

[Panty-StealingDevil: Dammit! I'm going to change it again!]

*Panty-StealingDevil has changed his nickname to PedoNEET*

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): ...]

[PriestessofThunder: ...]

[WorstSpirit: ...]

[RulerofMonsters: ...]

[PedoNEET: ...]

[PedoNEET: Why all of them are very insulting nicknames?!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): ... Kazuma...]

[PriestessofThunder: ... Kazuma-kun...]

[WorstSpirit: ... Kazuma-san...]

[RulerofMonsters: ... Kazuma...]

[PedoNEET: You guys! I'm nothing like that! Don't believe with this nickname!]

[PedoNEET: Argghh! I'm going to change it again!]

[PedoNEET: God! Please don't give me an insulting nickname this time!]

*PedoNEET has changed his nickname to LancerofGenderEquality*

[LancerofGenderEquality: Phew... A chuuni nickname like my first nickname. But better than that last three!]

[WorstSpirit: You still have one left right? Why not use it again?]

[WorstSpirit: Maybe you'll get a proper nickname.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: If you're mean by a proper nickname are similar to the last three nicknames I got before, my answer is nope, I don't want to get any embarrassing and perverted nickname like that!]

[LancerofGenderEquality: What if there were new members who joined and saw my shameful nickname? They will think that I'm just a degenerate person!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): I'm not ashamed or feel shameful with my current nickname thought.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: That's because you're weirdo! Accepting your perverted nickname and feel proud when you admit that you like seeing girls wear nothing but aprons!]

[LancerofGenderEquality: What if you got nicknames like 'PedoNakedApron', 'ManWhore', or worse yet, 'GayNakedApronLover'?]

[LancerofGenderEquality: How would you feel if you got a nickname like that huh?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): ... I think I would commit suicide if my nicknames were that.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: See! That's what I felt when I got those three nicknames before!]

[LancerofGenderEquality: With this settled, I'm leaving first.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: I'm going to buy a new game for my PC.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Ciao~]

*LancerofGenderEquality is offline*

The chat was silent for a while.

[WorstSpirit: So... What are you guys doing before Kazuma-san making a fool of himself?]

[WorstSpirit: I was about to summon Bahamut Zero to see how its appearance and look.]

[RulerofMonsters: I was about to meet the envoy of the Lizardmen that come to my village.]

[PriestessofThunder: I'm in the middle of a science lesson inside the class at my school. Listening to the teacher's explanation about human body structure.]

[PriestessofThunder: It was an interesting lesson. Especially about the reproduction organ of the human male. I wonder if Misogi-kun genital are functioned properly like what the teacher was telling.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): I'm the same as Akeno. But in a boring history lesson about the early Middle Ages on the world.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): I'll pretend that I didn't read Akeno's previous chat.]

[PriestessofThunder: Are you sure Misogi-kun?]

[PriestessofThunder: I can teach you about the reproductive organs of women you know~]

[PriestessofThunder: We can use it on our threesome activity to make it more interesting and exciting❤]

[WorstSpirit: Good idea Akeno-san!]

[WorstSpirit: Please accept her offer, darling❤]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Stop teasing me you two.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): I don't want to have a boner inside the class.]

[RulerofMonsters: Yeah, stop flirting you three. My mind was about to wander to something very graphic.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Oh, gotta go now. Kirisu-sensei noticed that I stopped listening to her to read the chats and now she's giving me a cold look. Later everyone.]

[RulerofMonsters: See you guys again.]

[PriestessofThunder: Well, my teacher is looking at me because she noticed I'm not listening to her. I also leave then.]

[WorstSpirit: Aww~. Well, I'm going to leave too then. I'm curious about what Bahamut ZERO looks like.]

The four of them went offline to do their own business.

Thirty minutes later.

*DING*

*LancerofGenderEquality has died*

All the chat group members went silent for a minute.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Lancer died!]

[RulerofMonsters: You're not Human!]

Misogi and Rimuru unconsciously shouted in the chat room and in the real world.

Mafuyu and the students inside his class were looking at Misogi weirdly. Thinking that Misogi went to sleep and started sleeptalking when she was giving the lesson, Mafuyu approached Misogi's desk to scold him. But seeing him not responding to her and only watching thin air with a shocked expression even when being scolded, Mafuyu started to feel worried.

In Rimuru's world, his subordinates looked at Rimuru with confused expressions and answered him with choruses of 'Of course we're not human, we're monsters.' Thinking that their leader questioned their species.

The same happened to Akeno. Similar to Misogi, she had a shocked expression which was noticed by her best friend. Unlike Misogi, Akeno does not utter a word and only stares at thin air with wide eyes.

Kurumi's attention was suddenly snapped toward the chat screen windows when she watched the panicked people in the city from the top of the tall building when they saw a huge, majestic black dragon with three pairs of wings flying above the Tengu City.

[PriestessofThunder: Eh? Kazuma-kun died?]

[WorstSpirit: What kind of being that managed to kill him? Doesn't he have that class card that can make him strong as a heroic spirit Karna, the son of the sun god in Hindu myth when you three explained to me and Akeno about the power level in TYPE-MOON?]

[WorstSpirit: And didn't you also say that in Kazuma-san's world and both your former world there's nothing dangerous supernatural being?]

[RulerofMonsters: I-I don't know.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): I'm also clueless here. How the heck he suddenly died. We're just talking with him like thirty minutes ago!]

[PriestessofThunder: Then, maybe there's a hidden supernatural side in both of your former worlds which you don't know Misogi-kun, Rimuru-kun.]

[PriestessofThunder: If what you said about heroic spirit Karna is true. There will not be any being who can kill him easily even in my world.]

[PriestessofThunder: But to managed to kill him in thirty minutes or less when Kazuma-kun had Karna's Lancer class card after we chatted with each other...]

[RulerofMonsters: Wait... Lancer?]

[RulerofMonsters: Don't tell me that lancer curse of death also applied to him!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Eh?! Rimuru, you don't mean...]

[RulerofMonsters: Yes... It seems the lancer Cu Chulainn's curse of death from Carnival Phantasm and Fate/Grand Carnival also applied to him.]

[WorstSpirit: Huh? What do you mean?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Remember when we explained to you and Akeno about TYPE-MOON which has different parallel worlds and timelines?]

[WorstSpirit: Yes. You three told us that there are few Fate worlds in TYPE-MOON which consist of Fate/stay night, Fate/Zero, Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works, Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel, Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya, Fate/Apocrypha, Fate/Extra, Fate/hollow ataraxia, Fate/unlimited codes, Fate/Prototype, Fate/strange Fake, Fate/Requiem, Fate/Samurai Remnant, Fate/type Redline, and finally Fate/Grand Order, which is the Gacha banner in this MCG. Is that all of it?]

[PriestessofThunder: And what does that's have to do with this lancer Cu Chulainn's curse of death? And Carnival Phantasm? Fate Grand Carnival? What's that?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Well, the two of that actually a spin-off from the Fate series. And each episode shows that lancer class servant Cu Chulainn always died when everybody was still alive.]

[RulerofMonsters: His cause of dead are from being killed by Gilgamesh in Blackbeard pirate roulette game, being killed in a car crash, dying after being thrown by berserker Herakles, being caught in rider Medusa's noble phantasm, being struck by lightning, being eaten by a lion, crashed into a wall in racing competition because the car he was driving couldn't turn, crushed by a steel beam, being hit by a stray volleyball on the head that causing his neck to snapped, and many more.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): And that's are lancer Cu Chulainn's curse of death.]

[PriestessofThunder: ... Umm... Why many of his deaths are from something so... Silly?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Lancer always dying is a joke in carnival phantasm, the reason why he dies is or who kills him is of little importance. In other words. It's for comedic purpose.]

[RulerofMonsters: It seems he carried the curse because there's lancer in his nickname after Kazuma changed his nickname, added with he can becoming a lancer class servant, his chance of death is also increased to one hundred percent.]

Kurumi and Akeno who heard the explanation from Misogi and Rimuru couldn't say a word. They're speechless at the ridiculous and stupid ways of death of this lancer character.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Even mundane things like being choking on food also possible. Or something that every isekai's otaku fans always dreamed of, being hit by truck-kun.]

[RulerofMonsters: If that is the case, Let's pray that Kazuma will be reincarnated to another world after his death.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Yeah, you're right Rimuru. Let's pray that he reincarnated safely into different world. Like the two of us.]

Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin) & RulerofMonsters: ""Amen.""

Akeno and Kurumi didn't write anything. They don't know what to write.

[LancerofGenderEquality: OI! I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW! PRETTY MUCH ALIVE AND BREATHING!!]

[WorstSpirit: Ah! You're still alive, Kazuma-san?]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Of course I am! If I'm dead, I cannot communicate with you guys right now!]

[LancerofGenderEquality: And why did you guys assume that I was dead?!]

[PriestessofThunder: The Multiverse Chat Group giving us notice that say LancerofGenderEquality was dead.]

[PriestessofThunder: If you don't believe it. See the death message.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: ...]

It seems Kazuma did what Akeno told to him and read the death message. After reading it he fell silent.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): So, Kazuma you're still alive right? Are your reincarnation successful?]

[RulerofMonsters: Did you arrive in a different world now? Are your appearance changing to fictional characters we should know?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): You didn't reincarnated into a sword or a vending machine right?]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Wait, stop right there you two.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: To answer your question, yes I'm pretty much alive. About reincarnation and my appearance, no I'm not, I am still myself, and my appearance has not changed, I also still wearing my green tracksuit.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Right now, I don't know where I am. Everything is dark and I sitting at the only chair available in this place.]

[WorstSpirit: Then what happened to you after our talk thirty minutes ago?]

[LancerofGenderEquality: After I'm chatting with you guys, I going out of my house to buy a new game called Myriad Swords 2 in a game store.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: On the way back, I noticed a girl who was about to be hit by a truck, so I jumped into the way to push the girl and then my vision went blank. A second later, I found myself in this dark space while sitting on this hard chair. So no, I don't know what happened to me.]

[RulerofMonsters: Eh?! You met with truck-kun?! Then you really did die and now you are on the way to meet a god or ROB to give you cheat abilities before sending you to another world!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Oh! Then we will see a god!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): I wonder if Morgan Freeman suddenly appeared in front of you.]

[RulerofMonsters: Huh? Why him?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Well... 'Bruce All Mighty' was the first movie I saw that had god appear in the movie. So my image of god which is attached to my mind are him when I think about god.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Can the two of you be a bit worried?! I feel a bit scared and nervous here!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): You can activate the live streaming mode so that we can see your situation from our own world.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Okay but how?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Just push the small green video camera icon above the chatroom and it is located between the record icon and the status icon.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Ok, found it.]

*LancerofGenderEquality has activated the streaming function. Do you want to join?*

*Yes/No*

All of them choose yes.

A new screen appeared beside the chatroom's screen. It showed a young man of average height with slightly spiky chestnut-brown hair and green eyes. He was wearing a green tracksuit.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): So that is what you look like huh, Kazuma.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): You have an average face.]

Misogi bluntly told Kazuma.

[RulerofMonsters: Yeah, pretty average.]

[WorstSpirit: Agreed. You are very average, Kazuma-san.]

[PriestessofThunder: Fufufu~ they're right Kazuma-kun. You have an average appearance.]

Kazuma twitched his eyebrow, feeling pretty annoyed at their comment about his face being very very average.

[RulerofMonsters: Hey Kazuma, a pretty girl suddenly appeared and approached you.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Huh?]

Kazuma looked up from the chat screen after reading Rimuru's message.

He sees a pretty girl with light blue hair and eyes, a slim figure with large breasts, long legs, wide hips, and blue waist-long hair that is partially tied into a loop with a spherical clip. She's wearing a sleeveless dark-blue vest with white trimmings, a short dark blue miniskirt, a green bow around her chest with a blue gem in the middle, a translucent purple underskirt, and detached white sleeves with blue and golden trimmings. She wears thigh-high blue-heeled boots over white stockings with blue trimmings. She also wears a translucent pink hagoromo. Her hair clip resembles an H2O molecule.

"Kazuma Satou-san, welcome to the afterlife." The girl said to him, "Unfortunately, you passed away moments ago."

The MCG members are watching the live streaming silently.

A white chair appeared and the girl sat on it, a small table with a red book on top also appeared beside her.

"Your life was a short one. But you are, in fact, dead." She told him bluntly.

Kazuma's breath hitched as he was shocked by this, his mind was rapidly going through a lot of thoughts to process that.

Calming down his beating heart, Kazuma looked toward the girl, "Just one thing, what about the girl I pushed out from being hit by a truck?"

"She is alive."

"Thank goodness." Kazuma smiled with relief, "That means my death wasn't in vain."

The chat room then went noisy.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): So Kazuma died by sacrificing his own life to save a stranger huh?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): You died a noble death, Kazuma.]

[RulerofMonsters: Your sacrifice was worthy of my respect, Kazuma.]

[PriestessofThunder: Saving a girl from being hit by a truck with your life as payment. Your heart is selfless, Kazuma-kun.]

[WorstSpirit: Indeed. You choose another person's life than your own. You're very heroics, Kazuma-san.]

The members of MCG showered Kazuma with praises. Making the person himself feel embarrassed and a bit proud.

But the next words from the blue-haired girl made them stop.

"Well, she wouldn't be hurt even if you hadn't pushed her out of the way." She said it to Kazuma with a calm tone. Making him and the others who watch the live streaming get confused by her words.

"That tractor was going to stop before it hit her." The girl continued her words.

"Wait- a tractor?!" Kazuma exclaimed in surprise, "Then what happened? Did I die by getting plowed over by a tractor?"

"No, you die of shock. You mistakenly thought a truck ran over you." She told Kazuma the harsh truth behind his death.

"I died from shock!?" Kazuma shouted in shock, making him stand up from his seat.

"I've been doing this for a long time, but this is the first time I see someone die in a bizzare way like this!" The girl said before laughing at Kazuma while the poor boy was feeling devastated by the fact.

Then the they heard a very unique way of death. Kazuma Got killed by shock before wetting himself and having a heart attack in the hospital with the doctors and his family laughing at his way of death.

"NO! STOP! YAMERO! PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING MORE!" Kazuma held his head while screaming, feeling pretty embarrassed and ashamed of his lame way of dead.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Pffft... Okay, that was pffft... Hahaha... A very unique and embarrassing way to die... Pfff Hahaha! Even my death was more impresive, Hahaha- ugh! My stomach!]

Misogi was holding back his laughter but some are went out, making Mafuyu and his classmates look at him in concern seeing him hold back from laughing at something out of nowhere.

[PriestessofThunder: pfft... Haha, I-I know I shouldn't laugh at s-someone else's death... Pfft... but this... Hahaha!]

Similar to Misogi, Akeno also trying to hold back her laughter but failed as her red haired best friend, the science teacher and her classmates feeling worried at her unusual behaviour.

[RulerofMonsters: Hahaha!!! I take back my respect. As the one who died being stabbed by my yandere female friend. Your death is the lamest Kazuma, even more lame than lancer in Carnival Phantasm, hahaha!!!]

[WorstSpirit: Ahahahaha! Your death is really funny Kazuma-san! Hahaha! Are your life is a comedy? Ahahahaha- Kyaah! Phew...I almost fall down from the top of building... Snrk... Ahahaha!!]

"ONORE YOU GUYS!!!" Kazuma screamed loudly in indignation as he just now realized that all the people on the MCG learned how he died in the lamest way possible.

"I've vented enough stress for now" The girl said as Kazuma glared intensely at her. She then proceeded to explain all the things about his situation he was in, her name is Aqua and she is a goddess. Her job are guides humans who died young to afterlifes and giving Kazuma two choices.

The goddess named Aqua's lips were still twitching as she explained this, thought. It was as if she was holding herself back from bursting out laughing again.

[RulerofMonsters: Eh? She is a goddess? I thought goddesses were supposed to be very very beautiful and elegant. But she is only pretty on the face.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): I was expecting Morgan Freeman to appear but... Ah, whatever.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Well she got a pretty face. But! My Akeno, Kurumi, and Aiho are more beautiful and more sexy than her!]

[WorstSpirit: Aww~ Thank you, darling❤. You know how to make me blush~]

[PriestessofThunder: You're really have a way with words to make your girls feel happy, Misogi-kun, you charmer❤]

[RulerofMonsters: Wait, did I read it correctly. Your girlfriends increased by one?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Yes, her name is Aiho Yomikawa, we have known each other for four years, she confessed her feelings to me yesterday and I accepted her. Oh, and she's older than me.]

[RulerofMonsters: And you two are alright with it?]

[WorstSpirit: We don't mind.]

[PriestessofThunder: We're happy more girls are joining us. And when the time comes, we can have a foursome in hot passionate segs~]

[RulerofMonsters: ... Misogi, your two lovers are perverts and very thirsty girls...]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): I'm fine with that, and doesn't it indicate that they are sexually healthy?]

[RulerofMonsters: And did you tell your new girlfriend that you are already dating two girls before her right? And she's okay with that?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): She said that as long I accept her and love her back, she didn't mind I'm having more girls in the future. And my world version of the Japanese government encourages men to have multiple wives and supports polygamous relationships.]

[RulerofMonsters: If you say so then.]

Rimuru in his mind branded that Misogi in his previous life must be a real playboy.

And the four of them forgot about Kazuma's problem and chatted merryly while Aqua was telling Kazuma that he can start from zero to reborn as new person or choose to ascend to heaven.

Seeing that his friends in the chatroom forgot about his situation, Kazuma felt glad and annoyed. Glad that they forgot about his pathetic way of death, annoyed since they're technically ignoring his problem that he died and what should he doing now.

And like a shady salesperson tricking her victim to made them buy her product, Aqua telling Kazuma that heaven are boring place, there's no tv, manga or game. She even tell him that he can't do segs in there. Aqua also told Kazuma that starting from zero when reborn anew are not fun and trying to convince him that it's not a good choice.

"So we have a deal for you" Aqua moved back before explaining "You like games, don't you?" Aqua proceeded to explain the threat of the demon lord and that he could be isekaied to save a different world, she did it while under the light of special effects.

Kazuma asks Aqua about his survival rate and the language. Aqua took a manual and showed it to Kazuma as he noticed a small note, but she covered it.

"Now I'll grant you a power." Aqua danced while a lot of cards fell to the ground before Kazuma started checking them.

"Hmmm... This thing here seemed pretty strong." Kazuma murmured.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Hey Kazuma. Don't you have Karna's class card? Why need one of these things to bring to another world?]

[PriestessofThunder: Did it not get carried over with you when you're dead?]

[LancerofGenderEquality: I still have it. I put my Karna's class card in my inventory so that my younger brother can't steal it. I already checked and it's still there.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Besides, having more power is a good thing if I'm going to fight the demon king in a different world right?]

Aqua was sitting on her chair eating potato chips while looking at Kazuma choosing what he should bring.

"Can you hurry up? It's all the same, nobody is expecting something from a shut-in otaku like you " Aqua said calmly but Kazuma snapped at those words.

"I'm not an otaku! And I died outside so I'm not a shut-in, either!"

"None of that matters, just hurry up. I still have lots of deceased humans to guide, you know?" Aqua didn't care about Kazuma's words and kept nagging for him to choose. Which made Kazuma angry.

[RulerofMonsters: This goddess named Aqua is very annoying isn't it?]

[WorstSpirit: Indeed. If I'm there I probably use Toki Hami no Shiro (City of Devouring Time) on her. And because she is a goddess, Maybe I would get many reiryoku from devouring her.]

"You!" Kazuma said as he stared at Aqua with a gaze filled with hatred.

"'Hurry up and decide' right?" Kazuma muttered with his eyes covered by his bangs, "I'll do just that then."

[RulerofMonsters: Ummm, Kazuma?]

"Pick one thing to bring to another world, right?" Kazuma stood up and said while Aqua nodded while munching the potato chip.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Wait, calm down Kazuma!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Don't make a choice that you'll regret!]

Misogi could guess what was Kazuma would choose to bring it with him to another world.

"Then..." He started "I pick you." Kazuma said in a clear voice while pointing at Aqua.

Aqua stood up from her chair as a magic circle appeared under Kazuma.

"Then don't leave the magic circle..." Aqua said before she notices something wrong, "Wait, What did you just say?"

As Aqua was still processing his words, an angel appeared behind her.

"Aqua-sama, you shall teleport to another world with this boy. " She announced.

"What's going on?! You can't be serious, right!?" Aqua inquired in worry as she saw the magic circle under her feet, "THIS HAS BE A JOKE!! THIS MUST BE ILLEGAL!" Aqua screamed at the angel that appeared.

"This has been approved by the other Gods. So have a safe trip Aqua-sama. When you defeat the demon Lord, we shall send someone to take you back" The angel said as she smiled innocently.

"Im a goddess who can only heal people, I can't fight! How can I defeat the demon Lord?!" Aqua said, hoping that she could convince her, but the angel kept smiling despite her ramblings as she and Kazuma started to float.

"How's it feel to make fun of me? This's what you get for treating me like an idiot!" Kazuma smiled creepily before saying, "You're are the one I choose to take with me, So... Use that god power of whatever to make my life as easy as possible!"

"NOOO! STOOOP!! YAMETEEE!!!" Aqua screamed while Kazuma was laughing like a madman and the Angel was saying farewell words.

The magic circle under Kazuma and Aqua flashed a bright light, when the light receded, both of them were gone.

The livestream screen in front of the chat group changed into one that showed a medieval town which had fantasy elements incorporated in it, making it feel like it was taken straight out of an anime.

*DING*

*LancerofGenderEquality is alive*

Kazuma and Aqua can be seen standing at the roadside, looking around them with amazement. Well, only Kazuma was looking around and Aqua was standing with a shocked and despaired expression.

As a goddess which only good at healing and didn't have any combat prowess, Aqua was pretty much useless if they encountered a monster.

Kazuma can fight if he brings out and installs Karna's class card on himself, which is quite an overkill if the enemy is just some goblins and monsters in the weakest calibers.

"So this is a different world huh? It's like I'm in the middle of the medieval era when looking at the state of the town." Kaxuma said while rubbing his chin.

Aqua who heard Kazuma saying something was snapped out of her shocked state. She then grabbed Kazuma's shoulder and shook it violently while crying and screaming loudly.

"Okay! Okay! Stop it! I'm sorry alright!" Kazuma said while apologizing but Aqua kept shaking him with tears in her eyes. Annoyed with her shaking his body violently, he pushed Aqua away.

Rubbing his shoulder that hurt from the shaking, Kazuma looked at Aqua, "If you hate it that much, you can go back to that place then. I'll work out the rest on my own."

"What are you saying?! I'm in trouble because I can't go back!" Aqua yelled at him, "What do I do?! What should I do?! What I'm supposed to do now?!" She then started crying loudly again.

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Wow... Making a goddess crying... I don't know if I should feel amazed or not...]

[RulerofMonsters: He really living up to his nickname. Truly an Advocate of Gender Equality.]

[WorstSpirit: You're a horrible person Kazuma-san. For making a girl cry.]

[PriestessofThunder: You'll be hated by girls if keep making them cry you know?]

Seeing the chat messages of the other MCG's members and doesn't wanting to make his reputation bad, Kazuma tries to calm down the blue-haired goddess by saying that they should go to the guild first and gather information, which works on her. Aqua starts to see Kazuma in a different light and saying that he is unexpectedly reliable. Both Kazuma and Aqua then start walking to search the adventurer guild building.

[RulerofMonsters: As much as I want to watch Kazuma's adventure. I'm afraid I'm going to leave first. I still have business to do with my subordinates. Bye everyone.]

*RulerofMonsters are offline*

[WorstSpirit: I'm also going to leave. It's seem summoning Bahamut ZERO for a long time really drained my reiryoku at a faster rate. See you guys again~]

*WorstSpirit are offline*

[PriestessofThunder: It seems that Rias and my classmates are staring at me with worried expressions so I'm also going to leave. Later Misogi-kun~, Kazuma-kun~]

*PriestessofThunder are offline*

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Well, everyone went offline. I will leave too then.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Oh yeah, Kazuma.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Yeah? What is it?]

[LancerofGenderEquality: If you worried about me, please be assured. I can manage on my own. So don't worry about me.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): While I'm a bit worried, that's not what I want to tell you.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Then what is it?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): You should use the Random Nickname Changer to change your nickname again.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Eh? Why? I don't want to get shitty nickname again.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Well... I think your death are because the lancer curse of death are applied to you because you have 'Lancer' in your nickname and you also have a lancer class card.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: You mean from Carnival Phantasm?]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Yes, and I'm afraid if you keep your current nickname, you will die again.]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Think about it. Lancer Cu Chulainn in Carnival Phantasm die in hilarious ways right? Your death is also the same but more funnier than him.]

Kazuma who was walking suddenly stopped on his track with a pale face, making Aqua who's walking behind him to crash into his back.

Ignoring the complaining goddess behind him, Kazuma wrote quickly to the chat.

[LancerofGenderEquality: OMG! You're right! But, I only have one left! And I didn't want to get a weird random nickname again!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Then read it's description. They showed the details if you clicked the '?' sign on the item icon right? Maybe there's a clue to make your nickname doesn't becoming weird. ]

Kazuma doing as instructed. He mentally clicked the question sign on the Random Nickname Changer card column in his inventory.

[LancerofGenderEquality: It's said it can changed the nickname back to the original nickname but I must pay with one hundred points before using it.]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Right now I had 250 points left after I top up with my saving and using it for the FGO banner...]

[LancerofGenderEquality: Sigh... Fine, it's just a small sacrifice. I can get more points later when daily quest are unlocked.]

*LancerofGenderEquality has changed his nickname back to AdvocateofGenderEquality*

[AdvocateofGenderEquality: Phew... It worked!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): Now that it was solved. I'll going then.]

[AdvocateofGenderEquality: Thanks for your advice, man!]

[Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin): You're welcome. See ya!]

[AdvocateofGenderEquality: Yeah! See you later!]

*AdvocateofGenderEquality has turned off the streaming function.*

*Naked-ApronSenpai(Admin) are offline*

Misogi then rubbed his tired eyes as they were staring at the screen intensely, "Whew... That was bizarre situation and- err... Kirisu-sensei, everyone? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Indeed, Mafuyu and his classmates were staring at him with worried expressions.

"Thank goodness! You're finally responding and can talk again Kumagawa-kun!" Mafuyu said with a relieved voice. Her usual cold expression was nowhere to be seen, now she had concerned looks and then replaced with a relieved one after hearing Misogi talk.

After being barraged with questions by Mafuyu and ask him to go to infirmary if he feel unwell after being punished with one hundred push-up, sit-up and squats, Misogi finally convinced the worried Mafuyu and his friends that he was fine and healthy. He only told them that he only had a sleeping problem yesterday night which made him daydream.

The class then went without issue and time passed as now the school was over. Misogi didn't going home immediately but went to PSYREN office to meet with Aiho. Both of them meet and just having casual and fun talks until the sky turns dark. They kissed when they were about to go to their respective home. The day was over after Misogi chatted with Akeno and Kurumi via the MCG while lying down on his bed.

The time passed as Misogi doing his daily life.

Five days later, a notice suddenly appeared to the MCG members when they minding their own business in their own world.

*DING*

*A Mission has been issued for the Multiverse Chat Group's members*