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Arrogant Young Master's Chat Group

In a Cultivation Bug World where cultivators can form a symbiotic relationship with bug beasts to access the natural energy auras. Lived life as an arrogant cultivation young master, Lin Baal swore and made it his resolution to not show any weaknesses as long as he could stay as a young master forever. But one day, he stumbled upon a device that allows him to communicate and chat with his Alternate universe selves and these other versions of himself in alternate universes have amazing titles, powers, and knowledge of things he didn't know. Lin Baal became horrified and angered when he found out that he will just become a stepping stone as it is written on every young master's fate like him. Fortunately, he discovered that he could download things and skills of his impressive other-selves in Chat Group. With those skills and things he would/could download, he will use it against fate and murder other high-level young masters to keep his position while going against the main character of this world! "I, LIN BAAL! AM THE MOST COMPLETE YOUNG MASTER IN ALL EXISTENCE!!!" Warning:  Arrogant/Prideful young master MC.  Not so much of a comedy unless I make my MC an idiot to make it more fun but I don't like it. I also appreciate the comments.  Chapters: 1.5 - 2K words, 1 - 3 chap/a day

Bad_Totodile · Fantasy
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Young master and Young king deal

"What a movie!"

"Great!"

"Good for entertainment." 

Every once in a while, the young master's voice was heard in the room. While outside, the family was waiting for him to go outside.

Inside, the young king felt so good after he found out that he could make movies as a hologram. And of course, he would only watch this himself or his women. After all, it doesn't mean he will not enjoy his life, having the typical cultivation of a young master's simple mind.

"Are there more movies? Maybe I'll ask if there are other movies to watch. The amazing scorpion man is a little."

In the chat.

Multiversal Dominator: These are my slaves.

[Multiversal Dominator sent a photo]

Outside the chat.

'Can I download this photo and these slaves?' Young Master thought as he tries to click download. Out of nowhere a large picture appeared in his sea of consciousness.

'I see that no living being cannot be conjured by my phone.' Young master   Lin sigh, 'I thought I could save and download anything on this phone But having abilities and weapons is enough.'

Going back to the chat.

Young king: Are they loyal to you? Most of my followers are not. I'm tired of killing left and right.

Multiversal Dominator: I use a Spiritual collar. It was a treasure that bounds the user and his slaves until the death of the owner.

Young king: How does it work and how does it look?

Multiversal Dominator: I forgot it in my resting site.

Outside the chat.

The young master was waiting. It means loyalty. 'It should be fun to use.'

Inside.

[Multiversal Dominator sent a photo]

Multiversal Dominator: I am relaxing in the lava mines. Bye other than me.

(The photo was filled with melting people with him in the lava and incredibly gruesome to look at)

Young king: I need to go to. My minotaurs are rampaging.

Maharlikan dictator: I think it's smart for me not to take part in the murderous and full of manipulation topic of conversation.

Doctor quack: I feel you old man. I miss the Vengeful fatty. I know he is preying on someone's wife, daughter or blackmailing innocent women. I hope he dies a torturous and long last thing natural or unnatural death.

Maharlikan dictator: ...

Doctor quack: However, the movies he always sent are awesome. The scorpion man, the incredible Bulk, the Supermodel with Supermodel serum and stuff. Especially that honey badger lady that can transform into half badass honey badger and half-human.

Maharlikan dictator: What's with honey badger and a super serum? It's so rare in my country and I hope to have one. But well, I didn't have that much of a time as my reign of the presidency is over and I'm tired.

Doctor quack: It's a movie old man.

Maharlikan dictator: Eh?! What's it about?

Young master: This young master is annoyed by this talkative talking quack.

Doctor quack: Shut up stepping stone!

Young master: Heh! Lowlife mortal.

Doctor quack: Ignore that side character, old man. The Ratel lady is about a woman that became the strongest being on her planet full of monsters half human and half animal.

Maharlikan dictator: What so amazing about that?

Doctor quack: It's survival of the fittest!

Maharlikan dictator: Yes, that's why I said it's natural.

Doctor quack: It can evolve! From weasel to the last, the wolverines! Using the Strongest Animal Serum.

[Doctor quack sent a photo]

Doctor quack: This is what it looks like.

Maharlikan dictator: Mustelids? The strongest?

Doctor quack: What are Mustelids, old man?

Young master: Tell this young master old man I want to know too.

Maharlikan dictator: Quack? You are watching a Mustelid movie and you don't know?

Doctor quack: Well...

Maharlikan dictator: the mustelids, as the weasel family is taxonomically known, include creatures of legendary strength and toughness. Included in the family are such charismatic critters as badgers, otters, ferrets, and martens. They're often active during the day, found in beautiful and wild places, and fun to observe.

Doctor quack: Wow, domineering, so are they the strongest pound for pound in the animal kingdom?

Maharlikan dictator: No.

Doctor quack: really?

Maharlikan dictator: What do you mean by the strongest pound for pound or do you mean strength of battles?

Doctor quack: Battles of course!

Maharlikan dictator: I go for Pistol shrimp, Electric eel, and Mantis shrimp.

Doctor quack: What are those?

Maharlikan dictator: The first is the greatest real-life gunslingers have to be the pistol shrimp, aka the snapping shrimp, hundreds of species with an enormous claw they used to fire bullets of bubbles at foes, knocking them out cold or even killing them. The pistol shrimp has two claws, a small pincer, and an enormous snapper.

Doctor quack: ...

Maharlikan dictator: Second is the Mantis shrimp pack, the strongest punch of any creature in the animal kingdom. Their club-like appendages speed up faster than a bullet out of a gun and just one strike can knock the arm off a crab or break through a snail shell. These small but mighty crustaceans have taken on octopuses and wins.

Doctor quack: ...

Maharlikan dictator: Electric eel is electric. They can electrify everyone in the water.

Doctor quack: Old man.

Maharlikan dictator: What?

Doctor quack: I can't understand.

Maharlikan dictator: What? You don't know them? Well, those three have superpowers, but if everyone has a superpower, I will go for weasels survival ability. Isn't that common knowledge?

Doctor quack: We don't have those animals here but we have objects and strange entities that violate natural law.

Maharlikan dictator: I forgot, we are an indifferent universe. I'm getting old and needing rest.

[Maharlikan dictator went offline]

Doctor quack: ...

Young master: I never thought that this young master would be amused by these mere mortals. What clowns Haha!

Doctor quack: Well, well, well young master. You are annoyed with this young master, with those mere mortals, etc. Cannon fodder.

Young master: Heh! So tell me, is there Mantis shrimp serum, pistol shrimp serum?

Doctor quack: Isn't that suspicious? The great young master would ask something. You watched the amazing scorpion man too, right? I never thought our great young master would be addicted to watching movies.

Young master: Erhm! I'm in a good mood right now, don't piss me off, bug. TELL ME! IS THERE ANY MANTIS AND PISTOL SHRIMP SERUM?

Doctor quack: young master learned to be a little shameless from reading. I thought you were proud. Guess what? NONE!

[Doctor quack went offline]

Young master: Heh! F*cking thwack.

[Young king went online]

Young king: What's going on here?

Young master: I'm looking for a serum.

Young king: What do you need that for?

Young master: You don't have to know.

Young king: I see what's going on here. You too, huh?

Young master: What do you mean?

Young king: You don't have to hide it. How about it? What can you offer?

Young master: What?

Young king: Trying to be secretive, I am in a pinch with a curse I cannot remove. You're in a pinch too since you're a young master right?

Young master: ...

Young king: ...

Young master: ...

Young king: We shall delete this conversation afterward.

Young master: I see, it seems you do too. What do you want?

Young king: Weapon, spiritual weapons with flaming or Plant attacks, three of them.

Young master: I have tons of those things here. Three are special, made from bug beasts with five evolutions with different aura and it's all flame?

Young king: That can do. It sounds powerful. What do you want?

Young master: I wished for some enslaving materials. Do you have any?

Young king: Hmm. Enslaving material. I have corpses like slave material. The coffin of mummies and four of them.

Young master: What does it do?

Young king: Just put corpses inside and let them stay for five minutes and put them close to you always to keep the creatures loyal. They will get half of your strength, the most loyal undead reanimation. What about your weapon?

Young master: It can intensify your flame attacks five times depending on the fire it absorbs.

Young king: Deal.

Young master: Deal.

[Young king sent a photo]

[Young master sent a photo]

Young king: Done.

Young master: Done.

Young king: Let's delete the conversation.

Young master: I agree.

Outside the chat.

"Hmm... I'm pissed at that Multiversal dominator at first, but I got plenty. The Mustelid Serum and three tomb coffins. It's enough for now."

Young master closed the phone because he was hungry, but his mind was somewhere.

'So the young king from the world of disorder can also do that as well. If he is f*cked by a curse, I am f*cked up by fate as well, and couldn't show it to anyone since I made a resolution and a promise to myself to show no weaknesses. What a good thing I can exchange with you. But the weapons I have disappeared as soon as I sent them. When I took a picture, the weapons were still there.'

Young master Lin conjured the mustelid serum and the three undead coffins.

THUD! THUD! THUD!

'Whom should I use this serum for? Should I test this thing on the people here? Townfolk? And as for this coffin? How does this work again? Reanimation? What does that even mean?'

Stretching his hands, 'Sigh, I want to go to a city right now and have fun with brothels. Where are those fools now?'

All of the sudden,

*KNOCK!*

*KNOCK!*

"YOUNG MASTER! YOUNG MASTER!"

Young master Lin furrowed his brow, but he's familiar with the voice. Cracking the door, he shouted with extreme anger,

"Who would dare!"

He is disrupted and feeling annoyed when,

"It is us, young master. We failed."

The young master was surprised that is Bo Zu, however,

"Young master we don't have time, he said don't come and disturb him-"

After that, Bo Zu lost all his aura and fainted.