1 Prologue

*zap* [Maniac!]

With a simple tap, even the somewhat tanky Balmond was condemned to death by Thunderstruck. Honestly, one can't help but love the immense superconductor buff. This babe is literally no skill, yet her gorgeous figure with those large assets would trump most real girl's skill in bed. I couldn't help but imagine the feeling of my hands caressing her soft, silvery-white hair as a sudden wave of euphoria couldn't help but sweep through my body as if some invisible wave passed through me.

Aiya~ I can't help but drool as I imagined if Eudora-chan was real, but no time for that now, I've gotta get that jerk Nana who's denying me the Savage! I seriously am so annoyed by her new passive that prevents me from electrocuting her to death with one shot. As if that wasn't annoying enough, she also gets a speed buff to run away after the passive procs. Grrrr, I wished Eudora had some more mobility, but no matter, there's still time for that Savage.

Trailing after Nana, Eudora swiftly turns from side to side as she dodges Nana's boomerang that has yet another annoying ability of slow, not to talk about the insane late game damage it has. Although my health wasn't full, I was confident my Eudora can win this as there was no longer any distractions.

Luckily, flicker came off cooldown right at this moment. I immediately flashed over to Nana, just enough to be in range to send my Electric Arrow over. Gotcha!

OMFG! Yet another annoying ability spawns as Nana throws out Molina to give me a smooch before my stun procs. Honestly, can't Eudora have instant stun?! Why must there be a delay when it has to traverse a distance? On the other hand, the annoying Molina basically can instantly transform me as Nana could simply throw it onto me. Grrr!

But no matter, as Molina activated before my stun hit, the debuff will come off of me first as with superconductor, my stun will has 1.5 seconds as well. There is no escape for little cutie Nana here as I could still move closer in cat spirit form while she's stuck in place. Mwahahaha!

Then, the long awaited glorious moment came. The little kitty became a busty lightning chick, ready to enact her fury upon the furry little creature.

However, just as I was about to release forked lightning, my phone screen went black. What the actual f**k!?

The most infuriating to a mobile gamer would be running out of battery at a critical moment. Hence, before we play, we always made sure that our phone is fully charged for an optimal experience. Even if we don't do so, at least we would have a charger nearby for just in case situations, although it's not that comfortable playing with the charging line plugged in.

As I liked being in the former case, there is no way I would end up running out of battery during a game, especially since this is like the first game I played today! Hell, even though the game was long, my phone definitely has enough battery life to last through an hour long game if need be.

I tried to turn the phone back on, but what greeted me was silence, as if mocking me that my assumptions were wrong. F**k! I was just about to smash that furball too! This is so infuriating! I'm probably dead by now, but the game hasn't ended, so I grabbed the nearby charger in hopes of being able to make it back into the game in time.

However, when I plugged the charger in, my hopes shattered as the phone didn't even give off a charging signal. It seems my phone has short circuited! OMFG! There goes my game, there goes my data. This is even worst than S*ms**g's foldy phone.

I could only give up as I didn't have another phone that had the same MLBB account linked. At least I have star protection on like a noob. I sighed as I tried to turn on my laptop in hopes of reading some novels on Webnovel to reduce my anger and stress.

Except, my laptop wouldn't turn on either. Ok, I'm weirded out now. I then took a glance of my room and noticed that all the electricity was out. Ok, that would be normal to some as there is a small chance that might happen; however, having devices short circuited is definitely not normal.

Perhaps did Ko*ea or Ch*na can't stand Mr.Trump no more and decided to nuke us?!

Is this the day I die? Die as a virgin that hasn't banged any babes yet? Noooooo-

[Ding! Test subject 077-076-066-066 registered. Status has been initialized.]

Ah?! I froze in place as a mechanical voice resounded.

[Beginner's inventory installed. Random system ticket acquired.]

[Now randomly rolling for a system ...]

[Congratulations for rolling the MLBB system. System is initializing ...]

Huh? MLBB system? WTF is this? More like, who the f**k said that?! I glanced around at my empty room, but was met with silence. Fear began to grip my heart, but it was immediately quenched by my excitement not long afterwards as the notion of what was happening seemed much too familiar to me.

[MLBB system initiated. One {Random Champion Package} acquired.]

AHhh?! No way?! Is this possibly the heaven defying luck that protagonist gets, the one and only system?! Ahahahaha! I guess it's time for me to dominate this world! I can probably graduate from being a virgin! With me being the only one with this system, I will be stronger than any other!

[World system wishes MLBB host, amongst many others, good luck.]

D*mn it! I guess I'm not the only one with a system. *sigh*, at least I get one, but what is this ominous line of good luck. Why do I feel it's more like a bad luck flag-

*ROARRRRRRR*

Suddenly, my entire room shook as cracks appeared on the walls. A thunderous roar resounded from outside as if some monstrosity has spawned nearby. Fear gripped my heart, but my my curiosity got the better of me as I went over and took a peek out the window.

Outside in the distant, a large Godzilla like monster was roaring into the sky as many bird-like creatures materialized near it as if they were coming out of portals. I could already hear screams of fear along with hoarse growls nearby. I could feel ice creeping down my back as I realized MLBB may stand for Maybe Lord Be B*tch.

[Let the apocalypse begin. World system signing out~]

And then the world went to hell.

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