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the adventures of yoda the lizard

Dirty Picture

Sweety is a single, working lady. She is staying with her friend, Roma, who has a boyfriend. Roma and her boyfriend, Ray, make love almost everyday in their room which is next to Sweety room. Sweety can't help but to masturbate by stimulating her sensitive parts. She is still virgin. She always has a fantasy where a muscular guy with long big penis will steal her virginity. Sweety is venting all her frustration and desire in her Facebook named 'Dirty Picture' where she upload all her picture with flirty and sex gesture. She never shows her full face. No one knows her. But she knows so many people as she got lots of private messages from guys and girls inviting her for sex. She got lots of dick and pussy picture as well. She badly need sex but they all are just not her type. She wants a man that fulfill the criteria as her dream man to steal her virginity. She wants her first sex to be special. One fine day, Sweety was shocked with the news that someone stole her identity. There is another person created 'Dirty Pictures' as her Facebook profile. That person just add 's' to make different. Thanks to one of her fan that message her the details of 'Dirty Pictures' Facebook profile. In anger, Sweety private message to 'Dirty Pictures'. She asked her why she is being a pussy to steal her identity. To her astonishment, 'she' replied that 'she' can't be a pussy as 'she' doesn't have one but 'she' can be a dick. 'She' send 'her' dick picture. OMG. Its not SHE but HE. 'Dirty Pictures' is created by a guy. The guy send another message saying that his dick picture is just for her and not to show or send to another person. He added by saying that he is just like Sweety, a single guy who wants to put sexy picture in Facebook without letting anyone knows who he is and gain some attraction by doing it. Sweety didn't reply anything. She just turn off her phone and lie down. As usual. She can hear "Ahhh.. Ouhhhh.. Yes baby.." from Roma's room. But she didn't pay attention to it. She is thinking about the guy. How would he be. His personality is just as secret as hers. But yeah. She has his dick picture. She smiled and lost into her fantasy. What will happen next? Read the story to know further.

I Was Given the S-Rank Farmer Class... But also an Annoying Goddess!

I Got The S-Rank Farmer Class… But I’ve Also Got a Ton of Debuffs and a Useless Goddess! Normally, one would be elated if they were told that they would be given the S-rank Farmer Class. However, the world wasn't so nice to me. Having to take care of a spoilt brat of a goddess as well as suffering through an unknown fantasy world, the last thing I needed was a bunch of DEBUFFS! [Error: Traveller is too overpowered] [Calculating…] [Calculating…] [Applying Debuffs…] Wait, wait, wait… debuffs? [0.1x Experience Gain Debuff Applied…] [0.5x Combat Experience Gain Debuff Applied…] [5x Shop Item Cost Debuff Applied…] [0.001x Experience Gain (Excluding Farming) Debuff Applied…] Hold on, hold on, hold on… [0.03x Luck (Excluding Farming) Debuff Applied…] [0.5x Charisma Debuff Applied…] [0.5x Combat Power Debuff Applied…] [Lethargy Debuff Applied…] [Calculating…] This is the story of me, a cute but sharp-tongued girl and a lot of farming.

Reincarnated With The Best Master System

“ Master, you....why did you save me ? ” “ You want to know the truth..?” “ Yes, Master.” “ Before I was born, I ....my ending had already been written in the stars. Hahaha...~ My death had already been predetermined.! But...I don't want that ending. I can change it, because it's my destiny. -You, sooner or later, no matter how far you run and hide, you know they will catch you one day. But you still try to run away from them, even though you know it would be futile. The fire in your eyes when they were about to end you reminds me of myself when I learnt about the truth. The unwillingness to sit , and let destiny take its course. That....was why I saved you. And because ....”. ############ A young boy reincarnated into a world of cultivation, the novel he had read last. The novel he had invested so much emotion into turned out to have a dreadful ending. Zhu Qian not willing to accept such ending decided to confront the author. His anger towards the author blinded him to the extent he lost his sanity and wanted the author to pay dearly for it. However, as fate would have it , he lost consciousness before he could even take a step to leave his bedroom.

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Shadows And Echo

The Family Heirloom

A Technological City fell into Ruins, and the Exact Cause is Unknown. You are Tasked to Uncover the Mystery that Surrounds it. Your Organization Managed to Recover an Unconscious Individual under the Wreckage of the City. As a Soul Reader, You can see through the eyes of that Individual, and Witness the Events that had Occurred. What happened that led to to the Destruction of a City? What is the Story of that Unknown Individual? Experience Their Story in First Person. An Exciting Adventure for Revenge, and Many More. Diverse Characters and Story Arcs. Descriptive Writing and Character Dialogues. An original work by Lolden. A/N: This is my Second Work, so my writing may be weird. Written during free time. Hopefully you can enjoy it. Draft & Published first in Wattpad. Image cover is a stock image taken from Videoleap, while the words are added by me.

The Villainess and Me

The Counter of Heroes and Villains

Project Counter Guardian was a project created by numerous organizations worldwide. The goal? Simple, to keep heroes in check of their activity. Funded by rich families around the world, along with a genius scientist from I-Island. They succeeded with their first subject. Code-named: Crown

Rise of the Bloody King

An ultimate family in charge of a kingdoms army got backstabbed by the very kingdom it was trying to protect. This familys sole heir later got his revenge, but died doing it. But to his surprise, his story did not end there. Come and see what awaits our reborn bloody king! (I do not own the bookcover. If the one who owns it wants me to take it down, I will. Here is a link to his Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/olivaresrachel2/)

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One Last Thing

Love You Mr. Arrogant

Disha knew even before getting married that after tying the knot, she would get everything except the love from her husband, Disha, gentle as a soft feather Aryan, as solid as a hard rock Disha Mehra, a lively 22-year-old who'd wrapped up her graduation and joined the IT company to build the career and support her family. Aryan Singhania, the CEO of Singhania Group at the age of 29, had ascended to become the wealthiest CEO in town, marking his journey toward the pinnacle of corporate success. Betrayed by a seven-year love, he'd grown skeptical of love, erecting emotional barriers that kept others at bay. Polar opposites with personalities that clashed, Disha and Aryan harbored mutual disdain. However, destiny took center stage when Aryan's family sent a marriage proposal to Disha. Aryan, believing she'd reject it outright, and was still on cloud nine. In his wildest imagination, he never anticipated Disha accepting the proposal. Let's discover what unfolds when Aryan's ex, Payal Dutta, re-enters his life. Will Disha accept the path ahead, or will she strive for a place in Aryan's heart, despite the lingering presence of his past love? The story explores the complexities of relationships, loyalty, and the strength within, prompting us to ponder whether the characters will surrender to fate or forge their own destinies.

Stay With Me'

"Every hello ends with a sad goodbye. And I hate goodbyes." Aria's painful past led her to a conclusion about life - everyone you love will leave you and in the end, all you'll have is yourself and your broken heart. And the only way to protect yourself is to never let anyone get too close. She has it all - beauty, brains, money but because of her misbelief, she appears cold as she keeps everyone at arms length. But when Shane, the one person who sees through her cold exterior, barrels into her life, her view starts to change. And she hates it. One moment was all it took and all the walls she built went crashing down. "I'll stay with you...", he said, "Now, tomorrow and every day after that, until forever."

Maharaja Perang Menguasai Langit

Teknik Penguasa Perang Sembilan Naga spesialis senjata terkemuka dari Bumi tertukar ke dunia alternatif, tergabung dengan memori dari sang Maharaja Beladiri Reinkarnasi, mengembangkan Teknik Penguasa Perang Sembilan Naga, menyapu bersih seluruh oposisi dengan kekuatan yang tak terkalahkan! Mampu meramu obat, mampu membuat senjata, dan tahu seni membuat mantra... Ahli dalam segala bidang adalah caranya para raja!

The Obsessive Male Lead Wants To Become My Husband

I reincarnated as the wicked older half-sister of the female lead of a rated-19 novel. And here, I’m destined to die at the hands of the obsessive male lead. So, I desperately tried to prevent my sister and him from meeting each other… “Sisterhood is a wonderful thing.” Like a beast, the golden yellow eyes shone dangerously in the dark. “But Effendi, it’s time for you to know.” “Dam.., Lord Damiano…” “I wanted only you from the beginning.” How did I end up in this situation?

LOVE IS NOT TIME'S FOOL

RUJUK DENGAN PRESDIR COOL

Yuna yang sekarang bukanlah perempuan lemah yang tak memiliki kekuasaan sama sekali, ia telah tumbuh menjadi perempuan kuat yang ingin membalas dendam kesumatnya " takkan kubiarkan orang lain merebut milikku lagi " Runa mencampakkan selembar dokumen dengan kesal, mulai detik ini ia berjanji untuk dirinya sendiri untuk kembali menjadi nyonya yang sebenarnya dan bukan lagi runa yang dulu. runa yang terperdaya oleh cinta, runa yang menahan hinaan caci maki semua orang, runa yang ditipu oleh sahabatnya sendiri. ia membuktikan pada dunia jika ia akan kembali pada posisinya menjadi nyonya dikediaman Wijaya

SOAPY WATER: "Kill everything"

Extract from SOAPY WATER, section 1, chapter 4: "Surely, the green God said kill everything. Indeed, it is bitter of its inaccuracy, which would let some slip."

Adina &alif

mio principe

Aesteria Hollbrand, ialah seorang manusia biasa. Oleh kerana dia pernah membantu seorang nenek yang dirompak dan dia dibunuh, dia sekarang mengambil watak Rose Arabella, seorang puteri mahkota di dalam kisah dongeng. Berkali-kali dia memikir cara untuk keluar dari situ, malah paling dia tidak sukai ialah perkahwinan politik iaitu bersama putera mahkota, Adrien Quintrel. Quintrel, bermaksud 'tanduk' atau 'tanjung' yang melambangkan kekuatan dan keanggunan.

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Harry and Hermione end up growing up fast, right around the same time. Suddenly, Harry is a total hunky stud and Hermione is noticing. Meanwhile, Hermione has become a curvaceous, buxom young beauty and Harry has DEFINITELY noticed that. https://www.patreon.com/Cambrian

Dendam Untuk Cinta

just a test nothing to read

从低配洪荒开始

穿越到洪荒世界，王腾陷入了沉思。 筑基期圣人？ 这个洪荒也太低配了吧？ 好在可以率领洪荒入侵诸天，由低配洪荒一步步成长为屹立在诸天万界的永恒真界！！！ 古之大帝，一步十米！ 斗气化马，恐怖如斯！ ……

The Past?!

Shikadai finally got a week off after all of those missions. He can finally catch a break. Or at least, thats what he thought. Boruto has other things in mind.

Two stats

The story of Hua Mulan does not stop so quickly -Hua Li is a girl skilled in martial arts, she is a person with a sense of justice and wants to create a fulfilling life for herself -Wei Lixin is the male lead he is the Second in rank Yingcheng is a skilled fighter but is currently fighting to be named Crown Prince. The story begins with the Prince who wants to have a marriage relationship with the Princess of Liaoyang for power, but when the girl refuses and leaves for the city where the Prince lives dressed as a man, starting a new life and wanting to convince him not to marry her. During the story many more events will appear, I tried to give you a main idea about the story, I hope you enjoy it.

Nephilim: Rise & Fall

After the Gods Abandoned Humanity, the human race lost almost 90% of its population. Without the Gods protection, they could not handle the demons that were surging in the depths of the earth, without counting the other races who also started to waged war on them, on the brink of extinction, the humans understood that they could only rely on themselves if they wanted to survive, after struggling for centuries the humans started to adept and developed powers to fight back, among those humans the strongest one and humanity greatest hope are known by the name of Meisters.

the crime

Cinta Tuan Gu Bukan Untukku

Huo Weiwu, seorang wanita kuat yang cinta kebebasan. Calon suaminya adalah Gu Gaoting, seorang komandan yang kejam dan tidak terkalahkan. Bagaimana Huo Weiwu menyikapi Gu Gaoting? Walaupun Huo Weiwu bersedia dinikahi Gu Gaoting, tetapi hati kecilnya masih menginginkan Wei Yankang.

My Genius Business Ethics (GL)

"I need a lady to act as my fake wife for a certain period." "The term is three years. When the time is up, I'll divorce you with 10 million dollars, no strings attached." The man spoke to my parents with absolute authority. Turns out he's no other than the third richest person alive, Eric Laurent! Hold on, it's just going to end in a clean divorce with no strings attached? Take this string away then! The string Yvonna: "..." ________________ Yvonna: "Get in the car since it's late." In the middle of the night, Yvonna: "Mrs Irene, don't you ever open your eyes and see how shameless you are?" Irene: "Tonight, I'll do my best to serve you." Yvonna: "No, I don't need you to do that, get lost." ------- Yvonna: "Excuse me, step-mother, even though you are for a limited time only, so why do you keep obsessing over me?" Irene: "Yvonna, actually, I never liked you in the first place. I just wanted to steal something of you..- -your money." My name is Irene Shu, 'e' as in 'the second richest person'. "My name is Yvonna Laurent, 'o' as in 'the one, the first richest person.' Irene: "..." Fuck.

Love in very short pieces

　We always think that if we could go back to the past, had our time again, we could make the difference and control our destiny. 　But you have to believe that all meetings and departures have their own reasons.　　 As the long years pass, we finally get used to no longer having each other, living alone in our own worlds, no longer yearning so much, and no longer feeling so many regrets. 　If one day, we meet again at a corner of the city, will we still recognize each other, the person we once loved so deeply at first sight? No one knows. We always think that if lord gives us another chance, allowing us to go back to the past, to start over, we can correct our mistakes, control our fate, and have our time again, not realizing that in the myriad of timelines, we may have already reached a fork of the destiny, we have been losing each other. Everything that will happen, will happen eventually. So let's move forward, because that's our life.

The Unchosen Lady

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COME ALIVE

Raushan Roy

THE GREAT SAGE OF MIND

Tang ling a ordinary high school student meets an untimely dwath and is reincarnated in a different world where the power of mind is every thing,Here the people develope their mind trying to unlock its full potential, people who use thwir mind can use psychic abilitis that seem like magic. This is the story of Tang ling in this new world and his adventures as he cultivates his mind to the pinnacle and becomes the GREAT SAGE OF MIND

Dark Omens

The dark prince who has returned from exile comes in search for a bride. I am praying it won't be me.

Ölü soy

(baş karakter Shu Rain ) Basit bir köyde doğmuştur bulunduğu köy kıtada bulunan yüzlerce Krallığın binlerce Klan'ın gözüne giremeyecek kadar önemsiz olmasına rağmen olan olur ve köyleri bilinmeyen insanlar tarafından katledilir ailesi oğullarını korumak için onu bir sepete koyup nehre bırakırlar tek istekleri oğullarının kurtulması (kurak topraklarda en üstün iblislerin bulunduğu en zeki cinlerin en güzel elflerin olduğu Gölge Krallığı arazisinde yaşayan iblis doğum sırasında çocuğunu kaybeder ve yolculuğa çıkar yolculuğunda nehirde yüzen bir sepet görür başta aldırmaz fakat bebek ağlamasını duyduğunda hemen sepeti alır ve çocuğa bakar işte o zaman bu çocuğu büyütmek ister fakat bir sorun vardır çocuğu Gölge Krallığında büyütemez kendisi de bu Krallıkda uzun süre yaşayamaz o sıra gözlerine ölen oğlu gelir ve bir karara varır ÖLÜ SOYU KULLANACAĞIM BU ÇOCUĞU NE PAHASINA OLURSA OLSUN BUYUTECEĞİM ONU BU DÜNYADAN OLMAYAN BİR CANLIYA ÇEVİRMEM GEREKSE BİLE YAŞATACAĞIM) Ölü Soy açıklaması (bu soy kadim iblislerin binlerce iblisin kanını emip bir canlıyı iblise donusturmesine yarar fakat o canlı sıradan bir iblis olmaz o canlı bir iblis tanrısı olur bu soyu bilen iblislerin hepsi eski çağlarda idam edilmiştir öleki milyonlarca ölü Soy sahibi iblisten sadece 3 tane kalmıştır bu iblislerin en yaşlısı fan huroa yani kadim kraliçe lanet yüzünden bir varis aramaktadır ) Bunun yüzünden milyarlarca canlı insan, iblis kayırmaksızın herkesi kabul etmektedir burdaki iblisimiz fan huroa haricindeki kadim soy sahibi olan kohu zahiri olmaktadır son kadim soy sahibiyse kocası kohu sahuba dır bu ikisi iblis topraklarında sözü geçen 10 büyük Klanın en büyüğü olan kızıl göz kanının yöneticileridir