Prologue I Suppose

Prologue I Suppose

Today was like any other day for me, which means boring as heck. Like any other day, I was thinking "if I had more money" or "some cool superpower." while I was walking to bring some milk because my stupid roommate drank it all and left the box empty inside the freezer.

[Oh, I nearly forgot to introduce myself, Hello everyone my name is Akash, but my roommate called me Ash, but it sounds like Ass, so I told him to stop calling me that. So, hope you all don't start calling me by that name.

Anyway, if you are here to listen to me then you might have some vague idea of what happened to me, even if not I am going to say anyway. I died...and got reincarnated in the freaking Naruto – verse, can you believe that? Neither can I if you have told me that same thing.

OK, then let me tell you what actually happens and how it happens. Ready guys fasten your belt because it is going to be a longgggggg..g.g.g.g. journey or not who knows.....]

While I was walking toward the store, I saw an old lady trying to cross the road, and suddenly from nowhere I walked toward that lady and helped her cross the road.

I was not a helper kind of guy, but that day I had this feeling that I should help her, and so I did. Soon later, I even helped a girl get her kitten down from the tree. And even gave this beggar my money to eat something other than the banana skin from the garbage, which I bought to buy the milk. I don't know why, but I had this feeling if I help them something good going to happen and this feeling inside me didn't go away until I gave the beggar my 200$.

After this feeling went away, I realized I gave away that beggar my all money, including this week's rent. So I turned around and ran toward that beggar, who was walking happily and did not see the truck coming his way.

While I was running toward him, I saw the truck, so I tried to stop myself, but unfortunately, I slipped on the banana skin and accidentally pushed that beggar. So then instead of him, I got hit by the truck and...my g.o.d Sooo.o..o m.u..c..h blood. W..hose i.d.iot will s.s.pill so much, ha ha ah and Darknesssss...........

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'Wake up boy, you have been sleeping there for too long. Wake up!!!..... Gosh, this reincarnation work is getting on my nerve, Gosh, I need some vacation.'

Ah, It feels Nice and comfy and silent. What? Reincarnation? Oh, wait that truck, that blood that was mine? I think. Wait, then I died?

After processing, I got up and saw, I saw, I saw ???? I don't know, I am trying to picture it, but I cannot.

'Good you woke up Boy, Ok listen to me and listen carefully because this is not my first radio. So I know how others like you will freak out or scream. So first listen and do whatever ever Ok if you understand the nod one and if not nod once' first I nod, but I suddenly got confused again, was I supposed to nod for understanding or not? Ha?

'Good, so you understand then, ok first you died I mean dead, dead but there come the second you can get reincarnated like those fanfics novels you read. But instead of wish granting, you yourself have to buy what you want with your karma points.'

Oh, ok, so it is like that novel-type scenario, I think my sense is coming to me now but 'Ok I understand but this karma point and how and what. Elaborate please.'

'Oh, this time understandable, I see, do you remember those feeling like helping others' I nodded, and slowly it is coming to me 'Ya that was a trial for you, if you get reincarnated or not, and I am happy to say you pass.'

'But this karma point, how is it calculated

'It is calculated while doing the trial, so let's see your karma points' Soon ???? Bought an iPad? And started scrolling.

'Nice Device'

'Thanks, I just brought this from this Steve guy for my job, you know'

'Ah, here is it, 5000 karma points not bad but not good either average is 1000'

'But I did help many people, why only this much'

'Well, helping that old lady gave you 500 why because you only help her cross the road, but she had to carry all her heavy stuff herself, helping that girl get her kitten got you 500. But that kitten did not want your help, in fact, it wanted to run away from that crazy girl. Giving that beggar 200$ gave you 1500 but in fact, he was not a beggar but was doing some kind of social experiment prank for his tube. And last for saving that guy gave you another 2500 and here we are.'

'Come on, you are telling me I died because someone wanted to become popular.'

'Yes boy sadly but this is what has becomes of this world, Anyway, you get to reincarnated to Naruto world, aren't you happy'

'Ya, I suppo--- Wait! What? Naruto world, but I did not say anything.'

'Ha, you didn't, oh my mistake but anyway here is a shopping card with your point, just say shop, and you will see the list of all things, and you can purchase whatever' ???? Gave me the card.

'Come on Dude, Tsk anyway let's see Shop'

'Wooow!!!! So many'

'well, tell me after you are done shopping and then reincarnation got it'

'Ya, ya, WOW! Original Spider-Man's (Peter Parker) power for 5000 is so cool. let's see Wolverine....'

To be continued.....

AN: this was a trial run, I will continue if others like it. This chapter has been in my draft for more than 6 months, so. How is it? Naruto is one of my best anime, and writing in this gives me butterflies in my stomach, and It does put a smile on my face.