42 Weird.
A Valkyrie was walking with three more Valkyries while looking at the long hallway.
"Did you hear the rumor?" Valkyrie 1 looked at her friends as she asked them about the recent events in Asgard.
"Ah! Yeah, I heard they did it again" Valkyrie 2 said as she seemed very interested in the topic.
"Yes, Lord Vidar and Brynhildr got into another fight" Valkyrie 3 answered the question before she looked at Valkyrie 4.
Vidar is the god of vengeance and the third son of Odin. He's one of the strongest gods in Asgard, and he has a cheerful attitude which is quite similar to his father. However, this attitude always clashes with the serious demeanor of Brynhildr, who is the strongest Valkyrie in Asgard.
"I don't think this is new as they seem to do it once in a while" Valkyrie 4 shook her head as her expression didn't change that much.
"But still..." Valkyrie 1 looked around to check before she whispered " I heard she also snapped at Lord Odin as he almost harassed her at that moment"
"Really?!" Valkyrie 2 was surprised, but Valkyrie 4 sighed and said " Again"
The whole Asgard knows about their chief deity, Odin, and his perverted personality. But he's still the wise all-knowing god even with his perverted jokes and pranks.
"That wasn't all, did you he- Hm?" Valkyrie 1 wanted to say more, but she noticed something weird in the hallway.
The hallway in the front was destroyed and there were four human-shaped potholes on all the walls. This scene made the Valkyries stop for a moment before they rushed over.
"What happened here?" Valkyrie 3 looked at the potholes as she was surprised.
"How could this happen? We were literally in the next room" Valkyrie 2 widened her eyes as she couldn't understand how this destruction happened without noise.
The whole Asgard is filled with spells that didn't the intruders and if an intruder tries to use magic, then it'll alarm the whole Asgard. The only way to pass that defense is to have something stronger than the system to crack it somehow, but those two conditions are impossible as no one in their right mind will just attack Asgard.
"Was it someone messing around?" Valkyrie 1 said while thinking about the gods in Asgard.
"I don't think so, these...Hm?" Valkyrie 4 touched the potholes. But at that moment, she noticed something on the wall.
The head of a creature with a yellow fur and long ears was sticking from the wall, which made all the Valkyries look at it while preparing their weapons.
However, before the Valkyries raised their weapons, the creature turned his head. All the Valkyries widened their eyes as they saw the creature's face.
"WRYYYYYYYY!!!!" The creature screamed with a voice that brought chills to the Valkyries and took them by surprise.
"What the hell is tha-..." Before Valkyrie 1 completed her words, a man with a mask appeared from the wall and flashed them with a device in his hand.
"Good job, Diochu" Leo nodded at Diochu before he looked at the Valkyries that lost focus because of the memory deletion.
"Hello, there" Leo put SCP-117 away before he said " You four seem to be going to the party, but what happens with Lord Odin?"
"Eh? Party? Ah! We're late!!" Valkyrie 3 woke up as she panicked, and the others also showed some signs of realization.
{Memory implantation was successful... Well, at least they remember there was a party} Leo nodded at his modification for the SCP-117.
"Hm? Are you new here?" Valkyrie 4 frowned as she looked at Leo and his Joker look.
"Yes, I came today" Leo nodded with a smile before he said " My name is Joker, nice to meet you"
"O-oh, hello" Valkyrie 4 stopped for a moment before she replied stiffly, which made Leo's eyebrow twitch.
{Are you that desperate?} Leo looked at the other Valkyries that were observing him before he felt that SCP-117 needed more modifications.
"Lord Odin did his bad jokes again" Valkyrie 2 went closer to Leo as she explained to him about the accident with Odin.
{So, the gods usually are in the first layer, huh...} Leo listened to the Valkyrie and got some excellent information before he said "Really? Then I should go prepare, it's almost time"
"Ah! Let's go!" Valkyrie 1 dragged her friends as Leo looked at them leaving while his stomach was hurting.
"... I hate being nice" Leo truth thoughts came out as the Chat Room was exploding.
[Advocate of Gender Equality: 2 Joker: Valkyries 0]
[NEET Princess: This could make a good douj- I mean art]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Did you type that?]
[NEET Princess:... Maybe]
[Big Sister Lion: That sounds interesting, can you teach me?]
[NEET Princess: Teach you? Before you take any knowledge from me, you should understand the balance and order of the universe]
[Big Sister Lion:... Is that a no?]
[NEET Princess: Yes]
"..." Leo was speechless by this group again as he looked at the long hallway before he walked forward.
{Taking all this layer is difficult, but I think this could work...} Leo touched the wall as he put a spatial mark there.
{I'll make this whole layer a rollercoaster} Leo smirked at his devilish plan before he saw a new message.
[Bri-Bri: Hey, Leo... Did you really plan to kill those two?]
Leo stopped in his place as he stared at the screen. He couldn't help but sigh because he forgot about the stream and who was watching. However, a new message arrived before he could say anything.
[The Strongest Man In The World: Kill? He wasn't planning to kill them]
"What?" Leo titled his head as he didn't understand this message.
[A Hero For Fun: It didn't seem that he'll kill them...]
[The Strongest Man In The World: You saw it, Saitama? His actions or words didn't carry a killing intent]
"What are you guys talking about? I was planning on killing them" Leo felt this conversation is becoming very confusing.
[Advocate Of Gender Equality: Although I don't know this killing intent thing, but his action looked like he would kill them]
[Big Sister Lion: I'm with the two big guys, I didn't feel any killing from his words or actions. You can call it the assassin instinct]
"Huh?" Leo now is completely baffled by this turn of events as he didn't even know what happened to these guys before he saw Kaguya's message.
[NEET Princess: It seems something weird is happening, huh? But yeah, I didn't feel killing from Leo even if I didn't care about them dying... However, to make sure. Leo, how were you planning on killing them?]
{Just what in the hell is going on?} Leo sighed at the screen before he said " I was going to use space to crush them"
At that moment, Kazuma and Kaguya stopped as they didn't type for a while. This made Leo and the group puzzled before Kaguya sent a message.
[NEET Princess: Leo, look at your hand]
Leo raised his hand as his eyes went wide open from the shock. His hand is still in the same special form, which made him shocked as he opened his hand slowly.
[Advocate Of Gender Equality: I don't know about your Spatial ability, but that doesn't look like space for me]
{Did I plan to kill them? Space or... Just what is going on} Leo felt something weird was happening to him, especially from the moment he saw that vision about the candles.
The golden divine power in the air was acting weird around Leo as the group was speaking, but that didn't continue as Leo felt something on his neck.
"What ar-- HAHAHA!! STOP IT!!" Leo almost rolled from the ground because of tickling before he grabbed SCP-999 that was tickling him.
"..." Leo was staring at SCP-999 with cold eyes while SCP-999 turned his head away and played dumb.
Leo stared at SCP-999 for 3 minutes before he sighed and put him on his head and said " Next time, I'll throw you like a football"
"*Elated gurgules*..." SCP-999 was happy like always as he didn't care about Leo's words because he saw his lord is back to his usual self.
[Advocate Of Gender Equality: As I expect of SCP-999. Even Leo can't stop that power]
[NEET Princess: Prise the slime!! The wholesome slime god!!]
"....." Kaguya was typing normally, but she was frowning at the scene she just witnessed. That scene felt like a contradiction between a lot of things. However, she choose to observe more as she knew nothing about it and the strong people in the group did the same.
"*Sigh*" Leo sighed as he looked at the message in the group. He felt these guys are trying to switch the subject, but he can't just forget what happened.
{Just in case... I'll take this more carefully now} Leo decided on a new course of action before he heard footsteps in the hallway.
Leo saw three Valkyries rushing towards him as they stopped when they reached the hallway. An awkward silence happened between Leo and the three Valkyries as they didn't understand what was happening.
The valkyries looked at Leo as they only rushed here because they heard the laughing sounds as Leo forgot to put a sound barrier around.
[NEET Princess: 3 wild Valkyries appeared!! What'll you do?
Fight? Be Joker? A Pokeball??]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: No, this needs a more practical solution!! Do it, Leo]
Kazuma crossed his arms as his face was more serious than ever.
[Annihilation Maker(Admin): But that option is forbidden!]
Leo ignored the Valkyries that were holding their weapons as he typed in the Chat Room.
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Tough times needs difficult solutions. Let the darkness and hate consume you]
[Bri-Bri: What is going on?]
[Big Sister Lion: I have no idea]
[NEET Princess: I know, but I wish I didn't]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Do it, Leo! Do it! Execute order slime on a female knight!!]
[Bri-Bri: Wait what?!]
When Misaka was having a hard time understanding Kazuma's words, Leo grabbed SCP-999 and threw it at the three Valkyries.
Leo manipulated the distance, so the SCP-999 reached instantly before he started to tickle them as they fell to the ground from the laughter
"No!AHAHAH!!! STOP IT!! HAHAHA!!" All the Valkyries were laughing while Leo made a sound barrier around.
The group was speechless at this scene while Kazuma was 'observing' with a serious face.
However, SCP-999 turned into a hammer and hit all the Valkyries to the head, which knocked them out.
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Tch...]
Leo ignored Kazuma messaged as he picked up SCP-999 before he did a memory deleting process on the three Valkyries.
"This will be a very long process" Leo looked at the Valkyries leaving as he felt that blowing this place up may sound easier if there weren't some powerful gods around.
With those thoughts, Leo walked away as he changed SCP-117 to carry this conversation for him, but he didn't know that this action brought him some problems in the future.
