Auctioning (Not) My Stuff for Sale

Two cloaked figures were standing around the Goods Inspection Room in the Mitre Auction House as they waited for a seller.

"I'm not selling my stuff for a stupid auction." The dark cloaked figure whispered. The other cloaked figure flinched and told him to shut up.

"He will be here soon." A member of the Auction House came. The two figures tensed. A middle aged man wearing the finest clothes that represented nobility and hard-earned business came to see them.

"Sir, this is Mister Clonney. Mister Clonney is a 3 Star Grandmaster, and also a 2 Star Receptarier." The member introduced the man to the cloaked men.

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'This was your idea? Sell elixirs and hope we get money? Sure, you're the MC. Maybe we'll get a shitload of money...' I thought in amusement as we became silent.

I could sense Clonney's emotions forming into curiousness, and interest. Soon Yan gave a vial of Level 2 Elixir to Clonney. As if he wanted to check, he removed the lid of the bottle with a 'pop' and smelled inside the contents.

Checking by smelling... I haven't seen that in a while...

Clonney's emotions formed into shock, surprise, and more interest when he checked that it was indeed a real Level 2 Elixir that Yan and Lao made.

He turned to use in a calm facade. "Sir, this is a real Level 2 Elixir!" He calmly stated. Yan hid his smirk behind the hood. I taught him how to use a cloak to hide his upper face, something I learnt in The Creed.

"Yep, can you auction it as soon as possible?" Yan tried to do it in his professional voice, but it failed. Lao's voice interjected first and corrected it.

"Heh, of course. Please proceed to the auction room. The auction is in progress. Your elixir will be auctioned there." Clonney gestured us to the auction room. We walked to the auction with a small 'thank you'.

I heard Clonney's whispers from far away. "When did a Two Star Receptarier appear in Wu Dan town? Looks like we'll have to..." Clonney turned to the member.

"Do not offend this man... The other is possibly a disciple, or a servant... You better know how to make them interested in us..." He ordered in a business-like manner.

"Understood." The member replied as he nodded. Soon, we entered the Mitre Auction Hall and took a seat while the crowd talked and conversated with others.

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After minutes passed as we waited, the Auction Hall was filled with people wanting to buy, or for something else...

"Woah, look at the front row... Aren't those?..." "All the Three Big Clan's Leaders? I wonder what they're auctioning today..." I heard murmurs in front of us. I sensed three Dou Grandmaster like Dou-Qi in front of us.

It was Xiao Zhan, the Clan Leader of Xiao Sect, Ao Ba Pa, the Clan Leader Of Ao Ba, and Jia Lie Bi, the Clan Leader of Jia Lie that had these Dou Grandmaster like Dou-Qi.

Though, my curiousity peaked as what the Mitre Auction House was selling made those Clan Leaders to buy them...

Then the auctioneer came. It was the Mitre Family Head Auctioneer, Ya Fei.

"Sorry for the delay. Welcome to the Mitre Auction House!" She called out in an almost seductive manner. She was a stunning woman, wearing a revealing costume that showed her bare skin.

"I believe this will be a worthwhile trip for everyone!" She winked at the crowd. The hormone levels were rising from the crowd as they all filled with lust.

My thot senses were tingling, as my face frowned from the amount of lust came from the crowd. They didn't came to see the item selling the auction, they went to see the eye-candy...

The 'lesser' people's eyes were filled with hearts as they nosebleeded hard from the stunning beauty, calling out 'Marry me!', 'Miss Ya Fei!', 'So beautiful!' or something *orny people say.

Though my frown lessened when I sensed her emotions forming into slight traces of distaste. She wasn't a thot, thank god... But she didn't show this, but glanced at us and smiled.

A random dude near us bursted his nose with blood as he said something about his 'heart had been pierced by a love arrow' or some shit. Yan flinched and sweatdropped in surprise at the reaction of the random dude. I deadpanned inside.

Her emotions formed into interest, curiousness, and recognition as she glanced at us for a moment. I think Clonney told her something...

Her face smiled in a business-like manner. "Without further ado, let the auction begin!" She stated as a servant brought up the first item.

"The first item is able to increase training speed, and it is called the Elixir of Foundation Spirits. Using the elixir will increase the training speed of users below Practitioner Level." She introduced Yan's Elixir.

"What? Increase training speed?" "So amazing..." The other people who came for the items that were smart enough on the auction as they murmured as their interests peaked at the effects of the Elixir.

I also sensed Xiao Zhan's emotions was interest. Maybe he wanted to buy it for Yan... He wanted to help Yan for his training, I guess...

"This elixir has been personally examined by Master Clonney, so there is nothing to worry... Starting the bid at 8000 gold, let the auction begin!" She began the auction.

"8500!" A voice yelled out.

"9000!" Another voice called out.

"10,000!" Another raised the bid.

"I bid 15,000!" Another raised the bid again.

Yan smirked as his plan was working. I wasn't surprised that the MC's plan even worked. His plan was to sell a elixir for a expensive price than the original price before in an auction.

Elixirs were known as expensive, and anyone would 'foolishly' raise the price for their greed. I mentally complimented Yan for using the Dou-Qi Continent humans' arrogance and foolishness as an advantage.

'In the Jia Ma Empire, I'm the only one who can make this Elixir!' Lao's voice called out from the ring. Of course, that made it more rare than before...

Unfortunately, the three of us couldn't telepathically communicate to each other. So I only heard Lao's voice, but he couldn't hear me unless I physically talked.

"Yep, that's why it'll definitely be sold for a good price." Yan whispered to Lao.

'Got to give it to you for coming up with this idea...' Lao complimented, as I knew I could've used this gain money. But I couldn't, because of my constant working and training made me forget about this.

I could've just became a househusband to the Xiao Family Sect, and used that to gain a lot of money, but that prevented me from training stronger.

I was in Fifth Rank, and the Force's abilities and powers expanded to new heights. I could reach over 10 metres and levitate a 50-90 kg object for about 15 minutes. I could sense more than 1,000 people in the 10 metre radius. I can feel the emotions of a person. I could use my lightning far better and unlocked the ability of pyrokinesis.

If I spent my time doing househusband activities all day, I wouldn't have gotten these powers...

"Hehehe... It's all for the sake of training~" He chuckled in glee as the price went higher. I nodded as this was a good idea to gain more money. Maybe I should start a food shop or something to get some money...

"40,000!" Suddenly Xiao Zhan's hand went up to bid a huge surprising amount. That surprised Yan, as his own father would bid this high for the elixir. Ao Ba Pa and Jia Lie Bi smirked in smugness as their rival clan would bid this high.

"Xiao Patriarch has bid Fourty Thousand! Anyone else?..." Ya Fei asked to the silent crowd. No one had said anything. I sort of expected this.

"Congratulations to the Xiao Patriarch for winning the the Elixir of Foundation Spirits!" As no one bid higher, Ya Fei gleamed in childish happiness as a high price were sold from them.

Jia Lie Bi smirked at Xiao Zhan. "It's the only first item and you've already spent Fourty Thousand, the Xiao Patriarch is foolishly generous!.." He replied smugly at the neutral faced Xiao Patriarch.

"Father, you've really done it this time..." Yan looked down in guilt and a bit of regret. He knew why his father bought the Elixir for a high price.

"Father definitely brought for me, didn't he?..." He sighed and muttered. I knew how much Xiao Zhan loved his son.

"Yep..." I silently whispered to him. Yan's got a good dad...

'The item is already sold, let's collect the money and leave!' Lao called out. But Yan thought differently than his master.

"Let's not rush things... The Three Big Families are gathered here today, and they wouldn't come here for a reason. There is definitely something good in this auction!" Yan stated his logic.

"Also, the Mitre Auction House is interested in us. It would be unwise to walk away to a possible businees collaboration with them. So, let's wait for what these guys want..." I whispered back. Yan nodded and waited for the wanted item to come out.

'And I guess we'll wait around and see!' Lao called out.

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After one hour, I was almost tempted to break my patience on waiting for the damn special item to come out... The items that came out were just normal stuff, like furnitures and accessories.

Yan was struggling to wake up as leaned on his arm to rest. He looked bored and a bit impatient waiting for the main event.

"The next item is the last!" Ya Fei introduced the final item of the auction. Both Yan and I turned our gazes to a servant carrying a Xuan (Black) Class Upper Skill Scroll and handed to her.

"This is the Xuan Class Upper Skill: Wind Swirl!" She introduced the scroll. My gaze immediately turned to disappointment as this was just a useless skill.

'It's a waste of time... It's only a Xuan Class Upper Level, what's so special about it?' Lao sighed in disappointment.

"Just focus on your training. In time, you'll learn from Lao that are better than that..." I whispered to Yan. Yan nodded in agreement.

'Mark is right. When you become a Practitioner, I'll show you what a real High Class Skill is!' Lao stated in confidence.

"This Skill scroll was found by a hunter, deep in the mountains, and it currently does not have an owner, so everyone can relax bid~" She explained and sang.

"Wind Swirl starting the bid at low price, in 200,000 gold!" She started the auction.

"Hehehe..." Ao Ba Pa tried to bid another higher price and was interrupted by Jia Lie Bi.

"400,000 gold!" Jia Lie Bi called out. He smirked smugly at the Ao Ba Family Leader.

"The poor shouldn't mix around here!" He insulted at the fuming Ao Ba Pa.

"This skill is mine for sure! Who dares to compete with me?!" Jia Lie Bi stood from his seat and called out loudly in the auction room. The crowd murmured in fear.

"If we compete, we will offend the Jia Lie Family..." "Jia Lie Bi is known for being petty so let's forget it..." The crowd silently murmured as I heard them. A stereotypical noble of arrogance... How pathetic.

"410,000." Xiao Zhan called out suddenly. Jia Lie Bi flinched as his rival clan 'dared' to challenge him. I smirked as I thought it would be interesting...

"Xiao Zhan, you dare to compete against me?!" Jia Lie Bi called out in arrogance. Xiao Zhan smirked in response.

"Jia Lie Bi, your family has only Xuan (Black) Class Lower Level Skills. You think I'll allow you use this chance to increase your power?" Xiao Zhan said, though I could sense the emotion of mischievousness in his tone. It was the trolling.

Yes... My apprentice has been taught well...

"Xiao Zhan, no one can deny me if I have my eye on something! 430,000!" Jia Le Bi enraged and bid higher.

Xiao Zhan smirked in challenge. "450,000! That's because you haven't met me!" He replied back in response.

"470,000! You think I'm scared of you?!" "500,000! You want this? Dream on!" And the price bid went higher.

"550,000! I'm going all out! Hey! Why don't we increase the price? I'm going to fight you till the end of today!" Jia Lie Bi shouted loudly and Xiao Zhan's face showed frowning, but later chuckled.

"I was just joking around... Look at you getting all flustered. You win! It's yours!" He turned a 180 and jebaited Jia Lie Bi to spend his price foolishly. Jia Lie Bi's jaw dropped at the shock and disbelief that he just got jebaited on. I smirked at the sight.

Jia Lie Bi becamed enraged as he was played on. "Xiao Zhan, you dare mock me?! I won't forgive you for this!" He harnessed Dou-Qi in his fists to engage furiouslly.

Ya Fei smiled darkly in warning. "Jia Lie Bi Patriarch, this is the Mitre Family's territory, please control yourself..." Her face darkened in response. Jia Lie Bi 'tch'-ed as he grit his teeth in controlling rage as he didn't want to make the Mitre Family his enemy.

The Mitre Family had power and resources and a lot of supporters that shouldn't be pissed off. In short, it'll be his last choice in his life...

"Miss Ya Fei, is it not time to announce the 'winner'?" Xiao Zhan called out. She nodded and ended the auction as Jia Lie Bi as the winner.

"Jia Lie Bi wins the Wind Swirl with 550,000!" She stated. Xiao Zhan hid a smirk and stood up from his seat and 'respectfully' farewelled.

"Congratulations, Jia Lie Bi Patriarch, for winning the Wind Swirl. I will leave for now." Xiao Zhan left the Auction Room from the barely controlling rage Patriarch who twitch madly and veins popped from his temples in rage.

"Congratulations, Jia Lie Bi Patriarch! Hahahahaha~ Bye!" Ao Ba Pa left his seat and walked towards the entrance as he smirked. The Patriarch was shaking from hatred.

"Xiao Zhan! Ao Ba Pa! Just you wait!" He vowed as he clenched his fists in anger.

It was our time to leave. Yan and I left from our seats and went to the Goods Inspection Room.

'Let's go!' Lao called out.

"Okay, once we get the money, I'll start training for more. In one year, I will definitely surprise my father!" Yan said, unaware he spoke from his thoughts. I deadpanned.

"You don't have to speak your thoughts, right?..." I replied and Yan went to embarrassment as he turned his face away from me.

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We were in the Goods Inspection Room after the auction ended, and we met Ya Fei and Clonney instead. Maybe they were trying to have a deal with Yan...

"Old mister, the money from the Elixir of Foundation Spirits, minus Taxes, is here." Ya Fei handled the money to Yan. I narrowed my eyes inside the hood of the cloak.

'I know that she's perceptive... We'll have to be careful, and Yan needs to leave at once when he obtains the money...' I thought as Yan thought the same thing.

"There's one other thing, this is Mitre Auction's Distinguished Guest Card. Please accept it as a service." Ya Fei gave the money and the card to Yan.

"Okay." Yan, in Lao's voice, accepted it and lended his hands to obtain the money. When Ya Fei saw Yan's hand, her emotions immediately turned to confusion, curiousity, and surprise. This was bad.

'Fuck.' I cursed myself for not making preparations for this.

Yan quickly snatched the money and the card from her hands as he panicked inside his cloak. He didn't want to show Ya Fei to get a closer look of his hands and assume that Yan wasn't perhaps a older man than she thought...

'This is bad, she might've notice something! We got to leave quickly!' Lao warned both of us to immediately leave now before she could assume anything.

"Can I go now?" Yan spoke in Lao's voice. She smiled and also hid her curiousity behind it. She was definitely on to us.

"Of course. If mister has any more Elixirs to auction, please choose the Mitre Auction House!" She recommended proudly as we both nodded and left the room.

"Take care!" She waved her hand behind us. As we were out of their sights, I sensed Ya Fei turning to Clonney in question.

"Uncle Clonney, is he really a Receptarier?" I heard her ask with my enhanced hearing. She noticed how young Yan's hand was...

"Yeah, and he's better than me at least... I can't make that Level 2 Elixir..." Clonney confessed as his emotions were of respect at the Elixir that Lao and Yan created.

I could feel Ya Fei raising her eyebrow in surprise. "Not even with the recipe?" She asked in curiousity. What recipe?

I felt Clonney's emotions turn into shock, concern, and disbelief. "Recipes are a Receptarier's life-blood, Miss! Do not think of it less than that... Even the Mitre Family cannot afford to offend a Receptarier whose level is unknown!" He shouted.

"Decades ago, someone tried to target the Elixir King Gu's recipe. In the end, his whole family was destroyed by four princes! Even the Jia Ma Empire's Royal Family did not dare to interfere..." He explained how elixir recipes were far more important than others.

But I felt Ya Fei's emotions turning into suprise and more curiousness. "Heh, looks like Receptariers are a bunch of scary people... But I'm getting more and more interested in... him." She said as she referenced Yan.

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When we left the Mitre Auction House to a safe distance, and heard Yan cursed himself.

"Does she know?..." He asked to me. I shook my head in denial.

"She assumes that you're young. But that made her more interested in us. I don't doubt our chances of working with Mitre Auction House is good, but I doubt we're in a bad situation." I replied as I shrugged. Yan let out a long breath in relief.

"Let's hope that she'll help us for good..." He replied in hope. I nodded in agreement.

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"And why are you here?..." Yan asked as he stared at me flatly. I shrugged in response. After we got the money, Yan gave the borrowed money back to Xun-Er and left to buy to the marketplaces.

We were wandering in the marketplaces searching for ingredients for Yan's Elixirs... There were many people buying and selling stuff, just like a normal common marketplace.

"No, WHY are YOU here?" Yan pointed at me with narrowed eyes. I raised an eyebrow as he pointed his finger at me.

"You're the guy who spends all his time in his own personal workshop/lab in the Xiao Sect, not even going outside from there even once!" He exclaimed. I rolled my eyes.

"I don't always constantly work in my workshop... I do go outside, its just that you don't see me often doing it." I defended myself, as I did go to the marketplaces to buy some metal and other stuff...

"Anyway, that doesn't matter. I went here because I wanted to find out who gave THIS to you." I held out the Cracked Kyber Crystal in my hand in front of him. Yan looked at me confusedly.

"That was Xun-Er that gave it to me. She found it from a bracelet that Jia Lie Ao tried to gave it her." He expained and my questions were answered. F was the one that gave the crystal fragments to me.

"Why do you ask?" He asked in curiousity. I shrugged in response.

"It's weird that the Monster Core that you gave it to me was lightsaber compatible... I guess it's another mystery to solve..." I half-lied, as the lie was to Yan, who didn't know who gave it me in the first place.

Yan raised an eyebrow and shrugged. We later after bought the stuff we needed, and left the marketplaces.

That was, until HE showed up while I was walking in the crowds.

Black hair, onyx eyes, fair skin, and anime (normal) black glasses... Forest Green hoodie, blue bowtie, stripped red lines in a white shirt, and blackish grey sweatpants, and red sandshoes...

It was F.

I noticed him while he walked passed me in the crowd with that annoying smirk, and I turned back and he was knowhere to be seen. I sensed the area for his own Dou-Qi and then realised that he didn't have a Dou-Qi at all.

He was gone, again.

"Mark, why are glaring at the ground? Did it do something?" Yan asked. I shook my head. I had more pressing matters to solve, and a really annoying omnipotent being wasn't worth the time.

"It's nothing..." I replied and shrugged and continued to walk forward. Though, I kept a mental note to why F's sudden cameos and appearances.

As his cameos meant nothing but trouble... But I sensed something dark... Something to even warn to the 'existent' readers that something DARK came...

Warning the dark, and grimm moments of the story...

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F's smirk faded as he teleported to an unknown location. He wasn't in a good mood at all, as the anomaly in this world interrupted his chances of reading/watching his favourite animes/mangas...

He needed to hit that SUGOII-ness, damnit!

Though, he needed to check the sudden anomaly in this world. It kind of concerned him...

He shrugged away that thought and scanned any 'disordering' with his 11th Doctor's sonic screwdriver. Nothing.

'Was my analysis wrong?...' He thought to himself as he put a hand on his chin in thought. He had been sure that the anomaly was here...

"Well, well, well... Look who stumbled to my doorstep..." A gross, disgusting, pig-like voice called out to him. It kinda reminded him of those 'h*ntai fat villains' that he 'accidently' stumbled upon on in search for more anime.

That... was sort of a mistake. He shuddered at the memories.

"DiE!!!" An indescribable amount of energy was pushed against his own source of existence. He immediately blocked it as he was VERY surprised that the fat person had this power to even erase his own existence.

"Nani ga hoshī, futotta buta?" He spoke in almost Japanese to the fat person. He always spoke in (almost) Japanese, as that was the only language that he'll only speak for anime! The only way that the readers understood him because the Author translated it...

But the fat person laughed loudly. It was so distorted. So stubborn. It was pure evil...

He later noticed he felt something wet from his shoes. He looked down and widened his eyes and paled. It was white and liquid-ly.

He saw dozens and dozens once-beautiful, but now broken woman bodies or corpses laying around the man. Some were dead, or mentally brain-dead. They were all wounded, abused, and he couldn't even describe to the readers that were watching this!

Any random person would puke at the sight. He didn't. He wouldn't. He had a job to do.

He wasn't playing around anymore. "What. Did. You. Do." He spoke in perfect English and went absoulutely livid as hell. The fat bastard didn't respond as he continued to laugh loudly.

Soon, IT responded. "I was bored, and took some women with me for my 'sword'! They all didn't fit perfectly, so I tried to make it fit... Good thing I got many girls with me, huh? They all used up nice and pleasureringfull!" IT glanced at the broken women with lust. They were already dead, but F could save them anytime... But he needed to deal with this fuck!

"Are you mad because I took them with me?~ You take them, now. I don't care. I don't mind. I really don't mind. I really- no. I DO MIND!!!" The fat bastard lunged at him with physic-defying speeds and charged at him.

His fat lump of flesh fist met his own flesh and blood body really painfully. The pain he hadn't felt before. He coughed out his own saliva in pain and he went flying from the attack.

CRARRCK!!!!

He crashed into a stone wall and made it crack like spider-webs. Then the main pain came.

PLURRTTT!!!...

He spat out from his mouth black blood from the broken insides of his organs. It was too much pain, that he didn't felt before in his life again. His glasses were cracked on the ground, the clothes were fucked, and everything hurt.

A harsh hand made of evil flesh from a evil, clamped on his skull with enormous force that continued to crush his bone matter. He heard cracks from his own skull and continued to-

CRRRIISHH-PlUEISHISH!!!

He felt the fat bastard crush his own skull with it's bloody fingers. IT laughed as it held the remains of his brain and skull.

IT smashed it with its bloody fists over and over and over and over and over until it became a lump of deteriorating and decomposing human flesh and blood.

IT opened it's disgusting jaw and shoved the lump of flesh inside and crunched it repeatedly and consumed it to it's huge stomach.

IT liked to muchie on eyeballs! EYEBALLS WERE THE MOST DELICIOUS ONES! It's stomach rumbled as it shited out the remains of the flesh lump dump.

IT grinned bloody inhumanly with the ripped out skins and rotten lips and dumped it's digusting palms in own shit. IT laughed maniaclly and inhumanly and childishly and repeatedly smashed at it's own shit.

IT dumped it's hands and repeatedly smashed, beaten, slashed, crashed, spat, pissed, shitted, ate, and mutilated on my own body until it was a pile of shit, piss, flesh, blood, bones, human matter, and destroyed organs.

IT laughed. IT laughed and laughed and even made a sound like IT was laughing.

GRRUUURRR-GURURIEURrrR

IT turned to the pregant women that he had pleasure on it's sword. The women's womb grumbled and struggled as a clone was inside the womb. Something was alive inside! He nEeDED tOoooo hElP!!!

"DoNt'S wORrYiiiIIi, i'SEEs wILl tAKENsIT OuT!?!?!?!" IT stomped on it's fat flesh feet and ran towards the nearest woman with a bulg on her stomach and grabbed her own womb inside and ripped and teared the barely-alive baby out into the world.

She screamed so much pain that a woman can completely feel pain. She felt her own womb forcibly ripped off from the horrifying, terrifying, abnormal abomination's claws ripping and tearing her own flesh and skin and twistly mangle the unborn newborn from that monster's seed.

"I CaN sHOw U zAAaaa wORLDdDD!!!!!!~" IT sounded to sing and threw the baby so hard the stone wall was covered in blood red paint made from red blood cells.

IT ripped and teared the other newborns from the other women's wombs and painted the walls blood BRIGHT RED. IT was fun!

IT was feeling the emotion of boredom when all the baa-bee's were all missing. IT later used the women girl's flesh!

IT didn't explode, so IT kept going and going until it even exploded! YaY!

When that fun-time was overlasted, IT used the annoying hoodie person's bones and wrote on the wall.

I'M BORED!!!!

IT didn't help and IT left the cave so fast that a monster appeared in the nearby town.

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Later, Fire, Screams of Pain, and Suffering filled IT's ears with JOY! IT was happy it wasn't bored anymore! Bored meant bad! BAD IS EVIL! La-la-la-LA-laLALALOALAOLOLA-

"Ahhhhghaaa!!!!" A bloodied midget child girl shrieked loudly and interrupted IT's joyfully singing streak of happiness! She sang the same another song just like IT's MOTHER when IT didn't like her own happy time!?!

"RHE-ATHLAHAHAHA-HAHA-HA!?!?!" IT wanted to girl to shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! IT grabbed her fleshy body and ripped into two! She was now two, now!

IT sang as the girl's wishes to become Two wore too! IT was happy again! YAY! YAY! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What in the hell is this?!" IT heard FATHER like voice. IT saw the FATHER voice light up in top bright-ingly-gings in Swalloly Seaaaan color and charged at IT! IT was going to have a new game to play! YAHHJUDHAGHFJSJK!!!!

"Xuan Class Upper Skill! War Thunder Punch!"

IT felt the FATHER like voice hit the circle of his chestplate. IT tickled! IT wanted to help! So IT squashed him into paste to help! IT laughed as IT found new joy in playing! IT was so fun-

...

"Okay, THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" F shouted in defiance of the fucking THING's play-fucking-time or fucking bullshit. Playtime was over! F bursted out from the THING's belly with enough power he could spare.

Blood, flesh, human matter were splattered everywhere from the belly of the beast. When F woke up from the darkness, he saw FIRE. SUFFERING. PAIN. And ACTS OF PURE EVIL.

"You fucking human scum of a trash. You Sick fuck of the Darkest pits of FUCKING Humanity!" F spat out and glared murderouslly, as his remaining body parts regenerated quickly from his damn near immortality rate.

The THING howled in well-deserved pain like a fucking animal and fell down to ground, dead. But F still glared at the body of the beast. IT was still alive.

IT regenerated like a digusting cockroach and it's body went smaller and smaller, into a normal fat human sized body of human scum. F deathly glared at the body, which IT stood up and faced him.

What he saw was a digusting cock-faced remains of a century-rotten pizza instead. IT's face was deformed and ugly and could even rival the real Greek Mythology Medusa.

Disgusting shit-tainted damaged burnt beard, and an almost shocking shiny bald head of smooth flesh skins. IT had no iris in the eye. Or any eye pupils for that matter, just white eyes with no iris in them. That made it more terrifying.

IT's own body that F mistaken it for flesh armor were actually skin flesh! The body was too indescribable and ugly to be even described by F. He didn't want to say it! IT didn't wear any clothes. NONE at all.

But F ignored all of that. During when he was shoved inside the THING's stomach, he forcibly experienced the THING's memories.

IT refused to be named without it's permission on it's own name on it's babyhood.

IT murdered the other babies what even looked like IT, because there was no one like IT.

IT raped young girls when it used it's two legs to pound other flesh. IT liked the feeling and kept on doing it.

IT was arrested and murdered all of the police with a stolen pistol and reeked havoc and chaos by letting all the prisoners go.

IT ran over innocent people, children, and even babies with the rightfully his own police car. IT liked it gladly.

IT destroyed banks, police stations, hospitals and caused chaos. IT stolen money for his own greed and selfishness! IT thought it was doing good and liked it anyways and abused everything in sight!

Women, Money, Power... IT had all and burned all of it to the ground. The government was worthless. Innocent women, girls, and maidens were taken away from their own virginity without fairness or chance. Money, Wealth and Power were burned to the ground as everyone just didn't know what they were doing.

Everything..... was complete chaos, destruction, and unfairness that wasn't even possible to even exist!

When IT felt boredom for the first time, IT was livid as IT tried every single wrong decision to make it go away. Setting up totalitarian governments, tyrannical controlling, dystopian laws, the whole place on fire and chaos...

JUST TO RUIN IT ALL DOWN LIKE DOMINOS FOR HIS CURIOUSITY.

IT had found it's new entertainment as it's boredom was gone. IT spent to destroy the whole world because destroying stuff was fun to him now.

When all the governments and military forces sent fire on the THING, it did not work. Armies, Missles, Rockets, Nukes... There was literally no choice of killing IT.

IT went on and on, fucking up Nations, Lands, and Everywhere! Until IT was bored when everything was dead and nothing to play on! IT made life for SOME UNKNOWN FUCKING BULLSHITTERY REASONS, and waited for centuries and repeated the same hell again and again and again until the end of Earth came.

The Earth burned from the solar storm of the Sun, as IT was finally dead. But IT refused! IT FUCKING REFUSED TO DIE!

When IT met God in it's afterlife, and God was about to send his eternal punishment to IT, God was a second late to judgement. IT ravaged God and took God's divinity away for it's own.

IT killed God, and became God. IT had endless power. But IT discovered: the Multiverse... IT discovered Multiverse and laughed so hard the Multiverse itself was terrified.

IT continued to conquer worlds, planets, universes, and the whole Multiverse one by one... IT did it with happiness and joy. Animes, Mangas, Novels, TV-Shows, and every type of reality that F knew to exist. Everyone's choices that was against IT were futile as IT taken away their own free will.

IT liked to **** his own opposite gender when IT saw it. F tried to push back from the memories of the THING's raped female anime characters that F respected or took as waifus.

IT raped every last one of them. Girls, Women, Maidens, and even Goddesses. What was worse that IT discovered the Rule of 63. Genderbend. When IT was bored of seeing males die before IT, IT just changed their gender and used this as an excuse to **** them.

F puked as he remembered IT tried to turn him into a woman before.

But IT had no consequence for every sinful and evil choice that IT did. IT had no consequence FOR BULLSHIT. REASONS!

The thing that was standing in front of him was the Pure Embodiment of Human Scum at its finest!

F had enough. He was so done with all this bullshit IT has caused. HE. WAS. PISSED.

AND HE REFUSED THE BULLSHIT FROM IT NO MORE.

"I fucking refuse to let your bullshit take over the Multiverse! NO! MORE!" F stated as he was pushed beyond his limits of anger. IT grinned.

"I like to see worms struggle for their lives... It was soooo funnnnn....." IT spoke in a human and twisted voice of Pure Stubborness. F scowled.

"THEN HOW ABOUT THIS?!" F shouted and charged at it. He landed his fist on IT's face. It had no effect.

"Your resistence is futile, worm. Accept your-"

BOOM!!!!!

"ARRUGHAAHHAHHHH!!!!!!" The fat piece of shit was flying from the force. IT landed a debris of fire and destroyed house remains.

"I call this, the No-Reason Michael Bay Explosion Punch, BIATCH!" F shouted as he taunted by crying out Bruce Lee's warcries. IT came out from the debris and was very livid and furious.

"WHY?! WHY?! WHY DOES IT HURT!!!! yOU bASTaRDDD!!!!!" IT cried enraged and lunged at F again in hatred.

"FALCON!..." Flames of Fury focused around F's Mighty Fist of Justice.

"ARRRGHHHRAAAAAAA!!!!!" IT continued to charge at F.

"PUUUUAAAANNNNCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!" F punched so hard to the fat shit, IT almost died from the attack as IT was went flying back through mountains and spun around the planet 1... 2... 21.... no, 69 times!

IT crashed in front of F in faster than lightspeed as it burned from the atmosphere and the Falcon Punch. IT cried in well-fucking-deserved pain as it wailed in pain that he never felt before.

"HOW?! YOU'RE JUST A WORM! HOW DOES IT HURT?!!!!" IT wailed in pain as it grabbed his face and ripped and teared until the pain was gone. The fire kept burning and burning from JUSTICE.

"'CAUSE I HAVE THE POWER OF GODS AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!" F answered as he charged up his palms in energy.

"AND I CALL THIS, THE 12 ANIME ATTACKS OF AWESOMENESS!!!!" F shouted loudly as he filled his palms in mass anime energy.

"KA... ME... HA... ME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" F discharged the attack from his palms, sending a blue beam of destruction.

"AND...! RASENGAN!!!!!!" F slammed the blue ball of spinning death at the fat shit.

"MUGESTU!!!!!!!" F slashed a big beam of black energy at the fat shit.

"United! States! OF! SMAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" F smashed his arm on to the fat shit again.

"Gomu-Gomu noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! KING KONG GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" F punched a huge fist of Devit Fruit Powers at the Fat shit again and again.

"EXCALIBUR!!!!!!!!" F brought out the Excalibur from nowhere and slashed a golden beam of destruction at the fat shit over and over.

"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORARAOROAOAROARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORARAOROAOAROARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORARAOROAOAROARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORARAOROAOAROARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORARAOROAOAROARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!!" F's Stand came from existence and repeatedly punched at the fat shit again and again in powerful strikes.

"Serious Series: SERIOUS PUNCH!!!!" F punched so hard the world shook from the amount of force.

"IMAGINE BREAKER!!!!" F pulled out two pair of gloves out of nowhere and held Touma's severed hand and yeeted it and let 10 Dragons come out and eat the fat shit.

"TAKE THIS! ALL-OF-THE-POKEMON-TYPE-FINISH!!!" F pulled out millions of Pokeball out of nowhere and ordered them to blast the fat shit with Pokemon Moves.

"Multi Dragon Force!" F shouted as multiple copies of himself appeared with different Dragon Slayer magic and blasted.

"AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... I got nothing... OH! SINFUL SHELL!!!!!" A titanic being of Persona appeared at F's side and blasted a bullet at the fat shit.

All of attacks hit the fat shit at once, and the explosion was so big, the whole entire universe of the cultivation novel was erased from existence!

"Well... There was no such thing as overkill..." F sweatdropped and scratched the back of his head. The whole universe was erased from existence when he used: 5% of his original power...

"F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mark shouted in rage as he floated at the blank world of nothingness.

[AN: Uh... Can we... cut to a commercial break?... Because F fucked up. A lot.]

*BEEEEEEEEPPPPPP*

...

"Oh yeah! What happened?" F blinked as the whole universe was reset again from his overkill. The fat shit was nowhere in sight, and gone from existence...

"Or was he?... HEHEHEHEHE..." F suddenly chuckled darkly.

[AN: Oh shit.]

"You fools! I've obtained the worm's body, because of you!" F, or IT spoke and laughed.

[AN: I didn't know IT had this much power...!]

"NOW I AM A GOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" IT laughed loudly in the universe of the cultivation world.

[AN: I've got to delete IT! It's gone too much-]

"AHAHAHAHahahahahahaha....! Oh, the look on your face (even though I can't see it) was soooooo priceless!!!!! Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!" F cried as he laughed harder and harder at the Author. 🤣🤣🤣

[AN: .....What?]

"I was joking, and I was pulling a Joesph Joestar on your ass! You fell for it perfectly! Even though you're the one writing this!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" F pointed at the Author.

When F's laughter finished and wiped his tears, he turned to the Author in question. "I can't see your face. Are you mad right now?..." F asked.

[AN: No. I'm not mad right now... I'm surprised that I've been holding my anger for a long- YOU SONVA BITCH!!!]

[AN: I ALMOST DELETED THE STORY BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST EVILEST CHARACTERS, I HAVE EVER CREATED!!!!!]

[AN: I AM SOOOOOO PISSED AT YOU F! YOU ARE-]

F was gone in sight.

*Cue the maniacal laughter from F*

[AN: COME BACK HERE, YOU FUCKING MOTHER-]

...

I groaned at F's chaos-loving habits has destroyed this world for a 47th time. What the fuck was making him destroy the world that I was in for 47 times?!

[AN: Please review while I catch F and kill him.]

*Cue the laughter from F again*

[AN: Get back here!]