45 The Duality of man

The question that everybody knows.

Tits or Ass?

Stupid question. Its the ass, why? Right above the thighs. I don't care who you are, where you are, or what you are. Boobs arn't better than thighs, and boobs arn't better than ass.

Boobs don't give a man anything, I don't care what my future wife or botfriend has. They can be a charcuterie board, or they could be a water melon. I wouldn't care. But I need a nice ass, and some Plummmmmmp thighs. Or else it will bring down most things in the relationship for me. If they have skinny thighs, isnt a thigh pillow, thats a femur pillow. To thick, thats not a thigh pillow, that's a cow thigh. I want a nice thigh I can lay on, I want something like a pillow.

I have big hands, like not shaq hands but, I'm 6'2 and im humoungus and so are my hands. If im not able to wrap my hands aroung my persons thighs, nah, too much, if theres too much space, nah, too thin.

I want to be able to wrap my hands around the thighs, and not have space between my hands and the thighs, I want to have to only touch my thumbs together. Nice and plump.

But also, a nice ass is always good, especially if its medium. Not to thin or thick. Just something with a crease. If my person thighs and ass dont have that crease, nah. Im good.

These chapters are retarted. Yesterday I talked about depression and today I'm talking about ass and thighs.

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