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An Addicts Guide To Webnovel

I try to teach beginners or addicts things about webnovel. I might talk about random shit in the future. credit goes to @averageidiot132 on wattpad. I stole the idea form him. Send the guy love. also https://discord.gg/nHgypagwBV is the discord server. yee yee

Void_Eagle1230 · Realistic
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Insults

Literally nobody at my school bullies me and I hate it cause I want to have an outlet. My parents have a rule that if me and my brother are getting bullied, we have express permission to curb stomp em.

Well not literally curb stomping soemone cause that is definitly a quick 20 years in jail for homocide.

But I have only ever gotten in 1 'fight'. And I literally just pushed him into a locker and he stopped. Fucking pussy. Though I love it when somebody tries to insult me.

Oh my christ the amount of times people have called me fat thinking I'd take offense to it is amazing. Cause honestly, I'm maybe 35% body fat and the other 65% is all muscle, and all of the people that call me fat seriously are all below 180.

Seeiously how fuckin stupid do you have to be to call me fat when you look fucking anorexic and 5'2.

My favorite technique is this. Call them a really complicated and multi layerd insult.

My favorite is calling somebody NueroDivergent. Aka the scientific term for somebody who has autism.

Or calling somebody a popeiga. Which is another way of calling somebody autistic. Calk eater, Crayon pusher, Mentally disabled, Neurologically challenged, Biological disaster, Chemical waste of space, Sif from ice age.

The worst part about insulting those people is that most of them don't have a mother/father. Which makes it REALLY hard not to comment on, the amount of times I've had to stop myself from calling somebody a mistake is sad.

I mean alot of people at my school could beat the shit out of me. But, I also know some really good pressure points to hit.

There is a pressure point in the foot right next to where the big toe bone and the other ones bone seperate that is extremely painful to hit. so stomp on that.

There another between the upper spine and your shoulder that you can smack to give someone a concussion.

Well this is a bit off topic but let me say. If you are fearful of your life, there are no rules. If you're getting threatened always aim for painfull things.

Kick them in the shins, bend their arms backwards, kick their knees, stomp on their toes, snap their femur, break their fingers, twist their neck.....

Aim. For. The. Balls.

I hate it whenever people give up immediately. Unless they have a weapon or a gun, fucking kick em in the balls and run.

Even if its a girl, kick her in the cooch, it'll still hurt, or punch her tit. My moms always said that really hurts.

Anyways what I'm saying is. In a scenario where you feel threatened, aim for the genitals.