Part 1

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Deku POV

I wake up to the sound of my annoying alarm clock and start grumbling because now I hafta get up!

"IZUMI GET UP!"

" NOT YET, WOMAN, I WANT TO SLEEP "

I'm so not getting up, I thought to myself pulling the covers over my head showing no weakness or sign of giving in.

" IZUKU MIDORIYA IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE I'LL TOSS YOUR NEW ALMIGHT SNEAKERS IN THE SHADER"

" huh? sneakers?.....MY LIMITED EDITION SNEAKERS MOM NO"

And all of sudden I was bursting with energy tossing the covers off of me hopping into two different color bed slippers bumping into the door.

"ugh! AAAHHHH shit"

pulled It open and practical fly downstairs land then slide almost hitting the floor.

" yes!"

but I catch my balance run into the kitchen and grab my 80,000 yen shoes out of mom's evil hands.

" don't worry baby dad's got you "

" ha! and here I thought you wanted to sleep more"

I turned around seeing the victory smile on her face and sighed in defeat.

" hahaha very fun "

" oh yes it was"

"MOM"

" Alright alright I won't use it next time "

" thank you "

She grabs her keys toast bread with butter and coffee cup then out the door and back in again.

"OH almost forget...Izumi your friend Britney called I didn't bother taking the message so call her and your curfew is 11:00 DON'T BE LATE"

" OK"

Finally, she's out of here; I was about to pass the plate full of bacon and eggs with toast, I know I should probably brush my teeth first but.

" To hell with that! it'll only taste bad when I eat right after I brush and well? it might get cold plus the food tastes better when it hot "

After I finish making excuses to me myself and I, I pick up the plate stick piece of bacon in my mouth and back to the room I go.

I opened the door put the plate on the dresser I went back and close it then walk over to the small fridge in my room take out a Coke then put it beside my plate on the dresser and start digging through my room to find my phone.

" aahhh! where the hell is IT?! "

I went as far as pulling my bed off the wall.

" YES! holy crap 15 missed calls from Britney "

I look at the phone then at the egg and bacon and sighed, I gotta call my girl first, I thought to myself at the moment and hit the speed dial.

" *crying dramatically* deku your such an ass! how dare you sleep till noon at a time like this! "

" I know! I'm such a dick! I can't believe I forgot to hook my phone up to the speaker! but what happened?! "

" mi an him dun-"

" bitch back up! don't tell me in Jamaican! tell me in my English!"

" DEKU STOP BITCHING AND JUST LEARN MY LANGUAGE ALREADY "

" BETCH THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT "

"LOL, I need that! anyways me and him broke up "

" WHY?! "

" he wanted me to stop being friends with you "

" What kind of crack did he smoke?"

" I don't know, but! I did ask him what unknown alien crap crawled up his ass this morning"

" OMG, you bad! and why ME!"

" because according to his friend probably the one he kisses just the other day on May 21 at 11:45 in the driveway, said I spend most of my time with you he went on a business trips"

"the f**K?! "

" my words exactly... ANYWAYS out with the old "

" AND IN WITH NEW "

" I already did the 'cry and eat ice cream when you broke up' thing for 2 hours and 17 mins and now I'm ready to dance my ass off! "

"Britney babe why didn't you try the 'crying and eat ice cream then get over it after a week' thing? it the way normal! people do It!"

" Well normal people can keep their shit! cause I'm not buying! AND I already post the party invitation online "

" what's the theme? "

" It's a soca party so carnival setting aka wear clothes that's easy to move and remove if you know what mean "

"Bad girl! you man just left you "

"and now we're both single! IT AT 8:00! BYE!"

And just like that the called end. I'm hungry; I thought to myself and get up.

"noo my foods cold!"

{TIME SKIP}

" WAIT HOLD THE DOOR"

I shout running toward the train door and slipping in at the last second; I could hear the elders complaining about how dangerous that was.

being on this train reminds me of the day I and Britney met. Both of us cursing our ex's our backs still turned with a distance between us unknown to one another and yet we both tell them to F off loud and clear in the train at the same causing us to look behind each other and made eye contact; it was like we could read each other mind.

I walk over to her and asked if she got a boyfriend right in front of him and she said no then she asked me if I had a girlfriend and I asks her what are those? the bitch cried and I laugh then Britney boy with no end takes a swing at me.

I Dodge and Britney kicks him in the gut then I beat is an ass. We both left the train holding hands with our middle finger in the air telling then too; you know.

And that was the birth of a beautiful friendship. the thought cracked me up

" lol "

[time skip]

I arrived at the city party; causes there's no way in hell half the city isn't here.

" FK. IT I just wanna enjoy my last day of summer "

I enter the mansion grab a drink and then the host aka Britney found me the drag to the dance floor and we both shake our BI asses off.

After the Twerking Fest which lasts a few hours, I finally got away from the middle; I sighed in relief of the thought until someone called my name.

"Uhm...Deku"

" yes kaachan?"

" you got a minute? I want to ask you something.."

"O..okay sure"

kaachan and I walked into a room and he closed the door

" so? what up "

"I like so will you go out with me"

And this ladies and gentlemen was the first time in a long time; I have nothing to say! like literally nothing to say, baku is gay? or maybe drink a little bit too much? I sighed thought.

" your gay? "

" yes I'm gay"

"you sure? how many shots you drink-"

" Just answer the Fking question"

" yes I'll go out with you..but kaachan which do you prefer to be? the top or bottom "

asked him as I take my shirt off.