35 Vampiric Intervention
I got news from Kaguya that they're finishing the "legal" work for the company, we kinda entered this world some time before the canon so Issei is yet to die.
So while we have time to prepare I just worked on my project with my wives teleporting over the night since they don't want me to be locked up in the laboratory all the time.
Currently I am "legally" re-graduating from college, I actually had to go to US for it since surprisingly that place is free for all battle royale when it comes to surpernatural activity.
I even ran into some devils like Riser getting girls at the college bbar, which I kindly avoided, the only reason Azazel is being kind to me is because Eresh released her power.
I rather keep it contained, so I look like a normal human, so normal that I almost qualify for "underestimated protagonist" tag.
Anyway I got my credentials once more under a fake ID of course since I don't want to deal with people who are bound to try and recruit me or kidnap me and published some papers that got me enough attention from both sides of the world, since apparently smart people make good recruits for magic research.
Then out of nowhere I hit them with proof of Multiverse even showed a little bit of an alternate world which where some German dude managed to get in art school...
It was totally a bit hit, I decided against releasing the magical version since my precognition warned me against it...
I don't know why but it's set for betrayal and death, which means releasing that would have bad results so I didn't.
Kaleidoscope is nice like that.
Now I am at the company that my wives opened and they decided to keep it instead of giving it to Heaven which honestly I don't care that whole plan was because Eresh wanted Gabriel and it was our best shot.
We can just donate to the church in big amounts and hell just pray by saying Gabriel's name and mention the little secret they're keeping they should come to me.
I wonder if I start praying to Gabriel but turn it into some type of talking like "How are you today" or variant would she bother to answer.
Like imagine you're listening prayers and some random dude is asking about your day instead of praying to God.
It's kinda funny that this world is covered by giant spell formations that tied to different gods since they can't gather faith otherwise.
In Type-moon there's just one invisible bounded field around Earth that takes care of everything and since Gods there born from human beliefs they're fundamentally different from DxD Gods.
They're different from Type-moon gods and much weaker then them too fully manifested Ereshkigal can take on every god on DxD alone.
I am going to assume that's the same for ExE as well but we're not going to stay that long here and me helping Azazel with his research is enough to give them better chances.
[Master you got side tracked]
...
Sorry.
So here I am sitting in front of Serafall, Azazel and Baraqiel, discussing the possibility of marketing the Multiverse TV in underworld.
"So you're saying you proved the existence of parallel and alternative worlds both using human math and magic just to sell this to the world." Azazel says with amazement.
"You saw my shop how do you expect me to earn enough money from that to feed my family!?" Now he's shocked.
"Anyway calm down, so what you're proposing is this internet service that virtually has infinite channels?" Serafall appears to not have taken this seriously since she's wearing her magical girl costume, *shiver* I have a bad feeling about this.
"Yeah..." I trail off as something clouds my mind, I can't help but focus on Serafall's outfit.
"Do you like my Magical Girl outfit Fujimaru!" A bubbly voice enters my head but I don't register, something is going to happen and I won't like it.
"Sorry just bad memories involving magical girls" I say.
"Gasp, how can that be!? Magical Girls are awesome!"
"I must agree on that one young devil" A voice I never wanted to hear in this dimension comes to my ears.
No. Just No.
"Zelretch NO!" I say in panic as Zelretch comes in his magical energy on full burst and goes towards Serafall, just no!
"HAHAHA ZELRETCH YES! here young lady her name is Ruby she will introduce herself in private" Zelretch throws one of the most dangerous Mystic Codes there is to the poor Satan and leaves.
When I turn I noticed that both Serafall and Azazel is turned into stone, Baraqiel is actually on the ground with a red face clearly orgas... Okay ignore that.
'Cortana delete that'
"Fuji... Fujimaru what was that?" Serafall barely asks poor girl is too shaken
[My creator Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg user of Second True Magic and a magical girl enthusiasts] Ruby replies with reverence.
"He's a vampire over 1000 years old and like she said he has a weird fondness of magical girls and likes to troll people" I say deflated on my seat, leaving the part how he defeated the moon itself.
"Like how?" Azazel asks not noticing the loose string in front of him ready to be pulled.
"Pull that sting over there"
*Azazel gets covered by slime*
"As you can see." I answered like I imparted the greatest knowledge upon him.
"You could have warned me!"Azazel says as he cleans the slimes on him.
"I really didn't want to" I answered, you don't mess with Zelretch's jokes otherwise you'd be the next target to be trolled.
"Then what about this magical girl wand Fujimaru?"
"Like Zelretch said her name is Ruby and probably the one of the most dangerous wands you can find especially due to her having personality defect"
"Huh? She has a personality defect?" Which one was the pervert was it Sapphire or Ruby?
"As long as you're a good magical girls she should leave you be." I mean she left Rin because she wasn't being a magical girl, let's not forget about all those Rubies locked in Rin's chests spread around Multiverse.
"I can do that" Serafall replies with her bubbly personality back in place.
[Ohhh I love your enthusiasm we'll be the best partners out there!] Let's hope Ruby doesn't blow up a moon or something.
After I talked them into believing that Zelretch won't kill anyone unless provoked at worst "prank" them we went back to making deals and I made a contract with devils and fallen angels they're going to be the only two factions in the Underworld.
I mean yeah they're the ones live there but they're not alone there's no way I am selling this to Hades he can just polish his bones in annoyance.
I wanted to sell it to heaven as well but their doors are closed so I just have to make do with selling it to human world, of course human side won't have supernatural channels, I am sure that it can be passed as CG or something I didn't have to bother with it in MHA since that world already has people with powers.
Like I said the ones running the company is my wives but somehow I am the one that's dealing with supernatural side of the business.
I believe that this might be good opportunity during the peace talks as well, the ones joining the alliance gets free service.
If you're thinking this won't work I will tell you that they have nothing to watch on TV apart from small stuff and anime.
No wonder every supernatural is drawn to Japan.
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"So, are you strong?" Sasuke the Gray asks as he watches me tinkering with microscope I am checking my carved runes.
"I am not interested in fighting" I answered.
"I ask if you're strong, not if you're interested."
[Vali stop provoking him] Albion has already saw my wedding ring which now has a cute skull and a moon on it.
My marriage with Ereshkigal allows me to use the weaker versions of her authorities like control over dragons and snakes, while I can't order Ophis around but Vali is weaker than me even at base power level.
"What Albion when where you scared of anyone"
[I am scared of the authority he holds] Albion whispers unfortunately I can hear it.
"What authority?" Vali is confused it's normal since it's not something that's normally seen here.
"It means I can order you to do shit for me like this White Dragon Emperor I order you to go fishing with Azazel" Heh that should teach him.
"Wait why can't I control myself what did you do...." and there he goes.
Thinking about fishing I should take the girls to underworld, it would probably feel like going back home to Eresh but there are flowers in this underworld she likes flowers.
'Cortana send a message to Azazel about my trip to underworld'
[Got it!]
Now should I take them separately or together?
