42 42. Tsunade.

We finally arrived at Tanzuka, well known for its gambling dens. The place where we would find Tsunade.

"I'll find Tsunade and you guys go and grab a hotel. Don't destroy it this time." Jiraiya says with a frown.

"Hey, we were attacked by 2 S class missing ninja, not our fault." I add, even though they didn't destroy anything in the inn and were even polite enough to knock.

"The leaf has to pay for those repairs." Jiriaya says with a sigh.

"It was a leaf missing ninja soooo?"

He knows he can't win this arguement so he just sighs and heads off to find Tsunade.

"Shame we don't get any more rewards." I sigh. As soon as the quest ended I no longer get optional rewards. No idea why that happened. Guess maybe just because the quest was complete? No idea.

"So how are you planning to convince Tsunade to go back to the village and lead?" Valerie asks.

Meanwhile Naruto had been wary of both of us since we killed Itachi and Kisame.

"Eh there are a couple of ways. But I have a fool proof plan!" I had thought about this constantly.

A couple of hours later Jiraiya had spotted Tsunade and came to get us.

Sure enough she was drinking in a bar.

"What are you doing here Jiraiya?" Tsunade asks.

"Teacher is dead, he died fighting Orochimaru, I've come to bring you back to the leaf as the next Hokage. I've also brought your last living family member. He can even use wood release." Jiraiya says pointing at me.

Tsunade whips around and stares at me in shock.

"Yo, they blackmailed me into this." I shrug. "However I've got a proposition for you."

I pull out a case of money and open it. There is probably 10 million or so inside.

"A bet, you vs me if I win you have to follow me and I can command you to do one thing, if you win we fuck off and you get this 10 million in cash." I state my perfect plan.

The legendary suckers eyes sparkle, I'm just a kid she can surely beat me.

"Deal brat! Outside now." She says with a grin.

Meanwhile Jiraiya is sweating heavily.

Shizune follows with behind holding Ton-Ton the pig.

"So how does this go?" Tsunade asks with a grin.

"Simple fight. You vs me." I say with a shrug before tossing Valerie the case of money.

"Okay! Just don't back out when you lose." She says with a grin rolling up her sleeves. "Shizune count it down!"

Shizune sighs "3...2....1...fight!"

I pull out my sword cut my hand and splash blood into her face as she freezes in horror and starts shaking.

I casually walk up and slap chakra suppression, paralyzing, and other seals onto her body making her collapse uselessly on the ground.

"Fear of blood in one of the worlds greatest medics? Tragic weakness. However I've won you now have to follow me. My demand is you become my wife!" I say before wrapping her in wood release then tossing her into the gate. I also capture Shizune and Ton-Ton before stepping up next to Valerie and looking at Jiraiya who is standing in shock.

"Next time don't threaten people far above your intelligence, enjoy being Hokage pervert." I say tossing a scroll at him.

Me and Valerie vanish into Kamui.

"I wasn't expecting you to pick up a new wife." Valerie says accusingly.

"Eh she could be a good one if she got over her issues. Plus I have multiple medics in training, an entire new world of medicine for her to explore, and a way to make her young. Plus I really fucking hate when people try to blackmail me. It just makes me want to shit all over thier plans. What a better way to do it then steal their kage candidate, screw over Sakura, and stick Jiraiya with paperwork! Ehehehe!" I cackle.

I head into the mansion and drop the new house guests onto the floor.

Tsunade still looks shaken and Shizune looks scared.

"Relax, I'm just making sure she cant screw me over and try to run from the debt. Besides this is for her benefit. She cant even run away because we are in an entirely different dimension. As for you, you can stay or go, up to you." I inform the girl.

Shizune just sighs before looking at her teacher. "You really messed up this time. Not only are you going to get married, but you cant even run away." Then she bursts out laughing. "This is karma for all your bad habits Lady Tsunade! Do you know how much I had to suffer running from debt collectors!?! Now I'm going to stay and watch all this happily." Shizune smiles vindictivly.

I smile before patting the elder blonde on the head. "Don't worry this is actually a good thing, you see I'm going to help you with your blood phobia, I'm going to introduce you to an entirely new world of medicine, I can even make you younger and increase you lifespan by an untold number of years." I tell the sannin. "I can also help you get revenge against the ones who killed your brother."

Her eyes flash a strange light.

"Did you know Danzo and Orochimaru, killed off most of the Senju to get bodies for wood release, including your younger brother." I say making her grit her teeth and glare at me.

"Yeah, it was all proven in the leaf, I even managed to run off Danzo, did you know he had your grandfather's face on his arm which was stuffed full or Sharingan?" I smile at the woman who looks like she is about to explode. "So what's it going to be? Follow me and I'll help you get revenge or wallow in despair and keep being pathetic. You were brought down by a 5 year old child with a year of training."

Her eyes harden