[Chapter 21] emiya pls be my mommy

Sorry for not posting a chapter the days before. I was sick(I still am, just not as much).

Sick enough that I couldn't get out of my bed all day.

Anyways, let's start the chapter. This one kinda sucks.

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In an area that looked like the colosseum, a boy and a girl were fighting. They were Alex and Artoria who were having a spar.

*CLANG*

The sound of steel clashing against steel rang out.

"Why are we doing this again?" Artoria asked as she dodged a stabbing attack from Alex.

"It's *CLANG* a bonding *CLANG* activity," Alex spoke while attacking Artoria, who was currently on the defense.

"Isn't there a better way of *CLANG* doing so?" She asked as she parried a downwards slash.

"Do you want to go on a date or something?" he asked while jumping back. Artoria sighed and rushed towards him.

She slashed horizontally, at a speed impossible to see for most supernatural beings.

*BANG*

The sound that resounded in the arena was not the sound of a clash of steel, but that of an explosion.

"This is going overkill now, isn't it," Alex said as he used the sheath of Yamato to parry the invisible sword of Artoria.

The Yamato had gotten a few upgrades. Its sheath had gotten multiple concepts and abilities related to the defense while the blade had gotten multiple abilities and concepts related to the offense.

He ducked to dodge another horizontal slash before stepping behind her and using the still sheathed sword to bonk Artoria.

*BONK*

"Ouch!" Artoria grunted.

"My win," Alex said as he helped her up.

While doing so, he also checked her parameters. He had forgotten to do so before.

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[Servant Parameters]

True Name: Artoria Pendragon

Class: Saber

Noble Phantasm: Excalibur

STR: A

END: EX

AGL: A

MANA: EX

LUCK: A+

NP: EX

[Servant Parameters]

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"I will win next time," Artoria said as she dusted herself off. (A/N: Canonicaly she is a sore loser, I think.)

"Mhm." Alex nodded to her before teleporting both of them into another arena.

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They appeared on top of a white cloud, at an arena similar to the one they fought in.

Emiya and the beast fought at close quarters fiercely, Emiya using his favorite Yin-Yang blades.

However, he understood that he needed the big guns for this foe.

"I am the bone of my sword." Emiya chanted as he projected a bow, Caladbolg II appearing in his left hand.

Putting the sword on the string, he shot it towards his enemy.

The beast which was a wyvern opened its mouth and breathed fire, attempting to melt the arrow-like sword.

"TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!" Everyone had heard the sound, yet no one knew where it had come from.

The beast had also heard the sound, yet couldn't react because a 'small' explosion enveloped it.

*BOOM*

A small nuclear explosion happened as the wyvern was obliterated. Not a single piece survived the explosion.

"Yo, Emiya!" Alex called out before he casually appeared next to him.

"Hey," Emiya said and looked at the crater. The place the beast was on was currently nothing but ruins.

"Compared to your other creations, how strong was this wyvern?" He asked curiously.

"Hmm~," Alex thought a bit before replying. "4/10. 5/10 if I'm being generous." He said.

"I see." The bow hero replied.

"Want to fight something stronger?" Alex asked.

"Definitely."

Alex then spawned a 3 headed lion with a snake tail and bat wings. It towered over Emiya and Alex, looking at them with its red eyes.

"There you go." He said before teleporting to somewhere else, taking Artoria with him.

Emiya looked at the beast after his Master was gone, and spoke.

"What an ugly thing," He said as he projected Kanshou and Bakuya.

"Come on, big guy." He taunted the beast, causing it to roar with fury and dash towards him.

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"Are you sure he will be okay?" Artoria asked while they were walking towards the cafeteria.

"It won't kill him, but I doubt he will leave unharmed," Alex answered.

Neither of them talked as they quickly walked to the cafeteria.

Entering the room, Alex saw the employees(who were also members) look at Artoria with horror.

'Maybe I should just create some food..?' He thought before nodding to himself. Sitting on a table, he snapped his fingers and filled the entire table with food. Drinks included.

"Huh..?" Artoria looked surprised at the appearance of all this food and looked at him.

"Your eating kinda traumatized the chefs." He said. Artoria didn't believe him though.

She took a bite of the food and...

*NOM* *NOM* *NOM* *NOM* *NOM* *NOM*

Alex looked at the eating Artoria with shock. He may have made it too delicious.

Or maybe this was just the normal Artoria.

"*NOM* Why aren't *NOM* you eating? *NOM*" She said as her hands kept moving the food into her mouth.

"Oh..." Alex looked at the food and took a bite.

'Now I understand.' He thought as he ate quicker than he has ever eaten. He had made the food too delicious.

Then, an eating match started between Artoria and Alex.

Their races weren't that different after all. Artoria was a human-dragon hybrid, while Alex was a human-serpent hybrid. That meant both of them had monstrous appetites. Alex just hadn't discovered it until now.

*GULP* Drinking a bottle of water, he stood up from his seat. Artoria had won this match.

Artoria also stood up not long after. It seems Alex would have won if he had eaten for a few more seconds.

"Amazing," Alex said. He then looked around, noticing they were completely alone.

"How long have we been here..?" Alex asked to no one in particular.

"It's been about 2 hours." He heard the voice of Emiya. Turning around, he saw him leaning against a wall.

"What's with oversized lizards and eating," Emiya said with a sigh. It did look quite funny to him though, seeing two teenagers eat an entire buffet.

"Hehe..." Alex laughed sheepishly, he will make sure this wouldn't happen again.

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I feel like I'm on drugs when I'm not on drugs.

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[Side Story 2] this can be canon or not canon. It's your choice.

Alex was thinking about things to make, like always, when he heard the voice of Eresh.

"You can shapeshift, right?" She asked.

"Yeah."

"Then, can you turn into a female?"

"Yeah. Do you want me to?"

"Yeah."

Alex proceeded to change genders, not looking bothered at all.

"Woah." It seems Tohsaka's bisexuality had merged with Ereshkigal. Her mouth was wide open and she seemed very horny.

"Dammit," Alex said under his breath before he was kissed by Ereshkigal.

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Good Night!