A Roaming Wind Fairy

𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐩

"Hawmm....Hawmmmm...Namaste....Hawmmmm".

You might be wandering what on the planet I'm doing, well it's simple I'm meditating. Why you may ask? Keep up, where you not here when I got that...that...that name!

Well maybe you weren't so let me explain rather quickly. I was having the best and I mean best day of my life when suddenly.... God literally decided to take a big fat sh*t on my life and give me the name Chinohana!

Yes, you heard me Chinohana!

Chinohana that doesn't sound bad you may be thinking, and guess what I agree with you, it doesn't sound half bad except it's a female name and I'm MALE!

"Deep breaths now ...deep breaths.... okay let's continue"

Now although, getting the name was kind of crappy there were two important benefits.

Benefit number 1 or numero uno as I like to say is that my presence in the world got stronger. Now, I have no idea what that's supposed to exactly mean but it must be a good thing right.

I'm becoming well known or something like that, nothing beats being a celebrity or an idol, however I don't think that the message means it in that kinda sense. Well hopefully it isn't bad.

The second benefit is that I received a skill called universal language comprehension, which means that I may now converse with and understand what all other races are saying. No more talking sh*t in front of my back, my little cicada ears are listening.

Anyway, this skill took me by a big surprise. Apparently, all this time that I thought that I was speaking I was making 'skewch' sounds.

How utterly embarrassing.

However, now that I have got this skill that problem is solved. This also means that I might finally be able to communicate with humans and elves... oh yh let's not forget about cat girls, neko's for life! My waifu army is going to be so strong, I just need my humanoid form.

That's pretty much it.

Main point of this recap is my life sucks, now let's continue with my sad story, no use crying over spilt milk.

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{Day 9 -part 2}

"Phew, calm down Chino... calm down", It takes me a while to cool down my growing frustration.

I've decided on shortening my name to Chino in the meantime by the way, kinda neat huh.

Don't start getting any ideas though, I haven't started liking my new name or anything okay. You hear me I said I haven't started liking it. I'm not in a stage of denial either so calm yourself down.

[Host current state: Denial]

"Buzz of system come back when you're a main character!"

[....]

Great that shut it up, now where was I. Oh yh, so let me explain as to why I've started referring to myself as 'Chino'.

The reason is not that special, it's just that for some time I haven't had anything to call myself and I don't feel comfortable with my old name Kim Jong anymore. I don't know why so don't ask? And btw no I do not have an -Un at the end of it okay.

Well anyway, I know one thing for sure, if I ever encounter this bastard of a sponsor I'm going to rip and tear their soul into a million tiny pieces. They'll learn what true death feels like, they don't call me the grim reaper prodigy for nothing. Just ask the hulk daddy (Buffrey).... oh, wait he's dead!

Also, I have a creeping suspicion that this mysterious benefactor of mine is the mysterious God I met before I got reincarnated. In fact, I'm willing to bet my life earnings of 0 yen that it's that mysterious God that transported me into this world! Guess, it can't have enough of bullying me.

Well anyway wait right there mysterious voice God, your time will come.

"Mwhahahaha. Cough. Cough!"

Damn I really need to work on the laugh, reminder to self, practice evil laugh.

"One day Light Yagami, one day my laugh will be better than yours!", I blurt out loudly.

Anyway, after meditating, my pent-up anger and frustration seem to calm down. There is nothing that some good old meditation cannot fix. Everyone should start calling me the Buddha. I'm so peaceful and serene.

After finishing my meditation, I begin to understand why wuxia cultivators love to do it so much. I think that meditation is their second favourite thing to do, after the saying 'do you court death'. What is it with them and that sentence, they all seem to worship it.

Well looks like my terrible luck is over for today. I mean my situation can't possibbly get any worse. I know some boys with girl names, I guess I can pull this off, yh that's right Chinohana doesn't sound half bad.

[Host I would like to inform you of something I've forgotten to tell you. Mwahahaha]

Wait, did the system pull of the perfect evil laugh before me. How does it sound so sinister and perfect? No fair. Also, why do I sense a menacing presence from it, I guess it wasn't too happy about me calling it a side character.

"Hey system... let's just forget about what I said, hehehe"

[Host I've got something important to tell you. I would like to inform you that you not only have the most feminine of names but that you are in fact female as well. Your harem king dreams are over. Bahahahahahahahahaha!]

At this moment I proceed to have a quick mental breakdown as the systems laugh echoes inside my ears. Don't worry system I won't forget about this.

'Nope, no it's not true Chino don't listen to that stupid witch!', I try saying to myself in order to calm myself down.

"Damn my luck!"

My claws start trembling in rage, this mysterious sponsor will die. I swear on the name of Chinohana the female cicada, he shall know death!

You're probably surprised that I accepted my gender change so quickly.

What were you expecting a gender identity crisis or something? Huh?

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint but that's not happening. I mean I had a quick 2 second breakdown and I haven't fully accepted that I'm a female but what use is complaining going to do about it... it will do jack sh*t. I'm furious don't get me wrong, it's just I can't target my anger on anyone right now.

Oh wait, I can. Monster hunting time!

Just as I'm about to head out to do some decapitating and slaughtering, I hear a shrill scream outside.

"Save me someone, ahhh. You stuwwwwwpid spider just die. I know you want to tie me all up and touch my panties! I don't blame you; you probably can't help touching a sexy wind spirit like me. But no,no touching, ahhhh somebody help me!"

Who in the world is that?

I move myself to take a peek outside only to see a green spider harassing a pretty little fairy girl with green hair.

Green spiders, my archnemisis'. My face lights up with a smile.

Back to the girl.

She looks around fourteen to fifteen, however there is no telling a fairies age from just their appearance, after all they are a race that can live for thousands of years. The mysterious girl is wearing what seems to be like a green and blue bikini, although it is much too small for her.

No complaining here though.

'She's quite cute, not bad', I think to myself.

She takes a quick glance back and catches a wind of my beautiful cicada face. Oh no, is this one of the designated fated encounters that always occurs.... I'm afraid not.

From what I heard of her saying in her plea, I deem that she is a crazy, and no mentally incapable waifu's are needed. Furthermore, the spiders fight with her is none of my business, if the spider survives after the fight, I'll kill it personally.

After my brain proceeds to come to this conclusion, I turn around and head back inside of my warm home, leisurely without a care in the world.

"Adios", I whisper as I make my way back.

Just as I'm about to enter back into my beautiful abode, she releases a loud scream.

"Helppppppp me, you black ugly fat bug. You look like the ugliest thing in town, I was looking for someone who could scare away this spider. Your appearance should suffice, now come here to my aid!"

Are my ears misleading me?

W..w... what did she just call me. She did not just call me a 'black ugly fat bug'

"OH nononono, you don't know half the terrible things that I have experienced today missy. Don't think I'm going to let this go, you just made things a whole lot worse for yourself. Pray to God that you make it out alive!"

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𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐥'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕

A few minutes ago, before the fated encounter between the cicada and fairy.

Remeil was rushing through the forest at top speed, and not far behind her was a young green spider.

"Why, why is this ugly bastard still chasing me. Does it want to touch me, yeah it definitely wants to touch me. GO AWAY YOU PEDO SPIDER!"

Remeil tried everything in her power to lose the spider. She had climbed the high trees of the forest, hidden inside the leaves of the ground but to no avail the spiders kept on chasing her.

What was with spiders and their unrelenting fury?

All she had done was accidentally invade one of their nests and stamp on a baby spider egg by accident. No harm no foul, right?

Making a quick right Remeil, twisted her body in order to just barely avoid a spider's sharp pincer.

Sweat beads dripped down her face. This was probably the end for her, her high stamina had been depleted to the bottom. She couldn't run anymore; all hope was lost.

In a last ditch effort she decided to scream from the very bottom of her lungs.

"Save me someone, ahhh. You stuwwwwwpid spider just die. I know you want to tie me all up and touch my panties! I don't blame you, you probably can't help touching a sexy wind spirit like me. But no no touching, ahhhh somebody help me!"

It was the oddest plea for help ever to be heard, in fact it sounded more like she was trying to sympathise and understand the spider's tendency for sexual harassment. However, in this case the spider was innocent, she was the dirty minded one here.

The wind fairy turned around to gauge if anyone had heard her plea, in all honesty she didn't expect much. After all, half the forest monsters where retards and the other stronger one's didn't show even an ounce of care towards her.

'I guess I die here, huh'

Just as she was about to resign herself to fate, she saw a bright white cicada, with matt black claws and pink markings appear from a tree.

She gazed at it for a few seconds.

'WAIT... isn't that a female demonic blood cicada. I thought that the species were extinct.', If it was what she thought it was then maybe she might be saved.

The cicada looked at her for a few good seconds, as if analysing her body before leaving.

"Adios", it muttered as it went back into its little grove.

No, she couldn't lose it yet, this was her only hope of survival. It seemed to understand her, so it most probably had the universal language comprehension skill.

Great that made things a lot easier, with all her strength the small young fairy bellowed...

"Helppppppp me, you black ugly fat bug. You look like the ugliest thing in town, I was looking for someone who could scare away this spider. Your appearance should suffice, now come here to my aid!"

...

<Silence>

At first there was no reaction from the spider. Perhaps Remeil's attempt was not sincere enough.

That's what it looked like at first. However soon enough, the elegant cicada's normally white body changed starting to turn reddish. It was probably angry. Very angry.

"OH nononono, you don't know half the terrible things that I have experienced today missy. Don't think I'm going to let this go, you just made things a whole lot worse for yourself. Pray to God that you make it out alive!", it bellowed whilst shaking in rage.

"Eeek". Had Remeil made a mistake. Since this one spoke a common language at least it could be reasoned with, right? Right?