CH.1 aren't I supposed to be the very best
You know dying for no reason was quite confusing, then appearing on a chair with a document in front of me while I was floating through a white void was even more confusing.
I had nothing to do so I read the contract and things started to make way more sense I was being employed to be a jumper! But I was being given a contract that didn't allow me to have any companions at all but it was giving me +500CP so that was nice.
Now I was dead so, I said yes, after that, a girl in a business suit appeared and gave me my first jump, 'Harry Potter' while it was confusing that I didn't get pokemon, I didn't mind didn't like pokemon.
In my excitement, I didn't notice Jumpchan pulling out a bottle of wine and her chugging it which, described her personality fully, once I was finished, I gave her this.
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Harry Potter
Half-Blood 100CP (1400CP)
You have one magical parent. You were raised in an unusual but interesting home and you were taught things from both the muggle world and the wizarding world. Your magical parent told you that you should be receiving a letter soon and you have just spotted an owl from your window some distance away flying towards your house.
Middle class
Your family is relatively well off
House: Ravenclaw (1d4=3)
perks
Wit beyond measure (Free)
You are a preeminent puzzler, have a naturally quick wit, and grasp theoretical principles with the best of them.
Occlumency (Free)
Mental defenses that make it difficult to possess or penetrate your mind. You have no tells, it is impossible for others to know if you are lying to them without evidence.
Great Cunning 100CP (1300CP)
You are a natural social manipulator and have a finely tuned sense for danger. You know just how far to push something before it's time to get out and save your own neck.
Brave at heart 100CP (1200CP)
Anything is possible when you've got the nerve and you have that in spades. You keep your cool in the heat of battle even when seriously outclassed and continue to think rationally in spite of any fear you feel.
Memory spell specialist 100CP (1100CP)
You have a gift for memory charms allowing you to erase and replace memories with an almost preternatural skill once you learn the required spells.
Dedicated 100CP (1000CP)
You find it much easier to study for a long period of time without getting bored. You can do a few hours of reading of even the driest material a day without ever losing focus and retain more information.
Muggle dueling 100CP (1000CP)
You gain excellent fighting abilities as well as training with various weapons (both melee and firearms).
Legilimency 200CP (800CP)
You are a naturally skilled legilimens. You know when you are being lied to and easily learn to probe the minds of others.
Giant Blood 200CP (600CP)
You have some Giant blood in you. You are half again as tall as you should be and proportionally broad. You are significantly stronger than a normal human and have tough skin which protects against minor physical and magical attacks.
Seer 200CP (400CP)
You are a true seer. You occasionally make correct prophecies regarding those around you although you do not remember them at first. You can also make correct, useful, predictions in your day-to-day life through Divination. Real seers are highly prized and celebrated.
Just and Loyal 100CP (300CP)
Items
Wand of Elder 250CP (50CP)
A wand made of Elder with a Thestral hair core. It is simply more powerful than most wands and all your magic will work better with it. While you can still be outclassed it will give you a significant edge in a duel. Unusually loyal.
Flask of Felix Felicis 50CP (0CP)
A flask of 'liquid luck'. Enough for 120 hours worth of use. Practically everything you attempt will be successful while in effect as you will become naturally drawn to the most expedient route to your goal. Toxic if you drink too much in a short space of time, overreliance leads to recklessness.
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After she finished reading it she took a swig of wine and pushed me through a portal straight into my new 11-year-old body fu...
(This fuking hurts I've had to do this 3 times already and copy and pasting this hurts as well it has so many grammar problems it's killing me now while i normally wouldn't mind but Grammarly is going "Fix it fucker I'm gonna pop up in your face and annoy you until you do like AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAJA. Oh the next chapter won't be a wall of text by the way)