8 Zombie party.
2 days later, the party has started.
in the Candy Kingdom, Jake is playfully chasing Lady Rainicorn.
"Yeah, you think you're pretty way up there but I can get you!"
he stretches to be on Lady's level.
JAKE
"Catch me if you can~."
LADY RAINICORN in Korean
[Finn, Lee,and Princess Bubblegum are in a cemetery with a table full of different chemicals.]
"Alright. Let me just add three more drops of explosive diarrhea."
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
She adds the explosive diarrhea and a giant cloud shaped like a skull puffs out.
"Yeah pretty sure that's not safe"
Says Lee while watching, he is now floating in the air on top of the wooden chair.
"Whaaat? *Nervous chuckle* Silly you of course it's safe."
Says P.B while looking to the other side.
'Not a good omen' thinks Lee, he knows that a person should not fuck with death
Finn
"OOOO..."
He was amazed by the chemical reaction.
While Lee stares blankly.
"Hey Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the dead back to life, will it be filled with worms?"
FINN
"Eww, dude."
LEE.
"What? We all thought about that!"
FINN.
"No. If my decorpsinator serum works, all the dead Candy People will look as young and healthy as you do."
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Finn does a "Tarzan-yell" while hitting his hands against his chest.
'Do they watch Tarzan in this world? Does Disney exist here?'
Thought LEE while ignoring the crazy due.
Princess Bubblegum
"PICK UP THAT PLATTER, TOUGH GUY."
Finn picks up a serving platter and open the lid, revealing a Candy Person corpse.
"Old Mr. Cream Puff?"
FINN
"That's messed up"
Says LEE while staring with a still bored look on his face.
[Giggles] We used to date. [Applies the serum.]
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
"Date?"
Lee asked, be was interested in her past relationships as it was not well explored in the show.
"You know, play date."
Answered P.B, she was surprised by Lee's question, 'was it jealousy I sensed just now?'
"Oh.."
LEE.
[Mr. Cream Puff's corpse starts to glow and overflow with the fizzing serum.]
"Something's happening! Come on, come on..."
Finn says in anticipation
"WORK!"
Princess Bubblegum.
[A zombie Mr. Cream Puff arises and moans.]
"Algebraic!"
FINN
"Oh Glob this is soooo wrong P.B"
LEE.
"WAIT, SOMETHING'S WRONG."
Princess Bubblegum.
"No shit!"
LEE.
"Hey, Language."
FINN.
"Sugar!"
[Squirts serum out of his eyes and mouth]
ZOMBIE MR. CREAM PUFF
Finn and Princess Bubblegum
EW!
"I.Told.You." says Lee while hitting his hands 3 times.
"Not now"
P.B
[Zombie Mr. Cream Puff leaps into a giant test tube. The test tube falls and infects the whole cemetery. Zombie Candy People begin to arise from their graves.]
"Hey, look, the decorpsinator serum is working!"
FINN
"No it's not"
LEE.
"He is right Finn. They're not coming back to life--they're still dead! The decorpsinator serum--it's incomplete!" [she rubs the head of a candy person that looks like a love heart.]
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
[lashing out at Princess Bubblegum]
"Rah. Must eat sugar!"
ZOMBIE LOVE HEART
[Pushes him back down]
"You're grounded, Mister."
FINN
"Oh, this is really bad. They're going to be attracted to the Candy Kingdom!"
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Finn
WHY?
Because the Candy People are made of sugar, ya ding dong!
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
"[On Princess Bubblegum] Gimme some sugar, baby."
ZOMBIE MR. CREAM PUFF
"Heh, I like this zombie"
LEE.
Chew on this! [Kicks him]
FINN
"[Giggles] Good one, Finn. Quickly, to the kingdom!"
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
[They run out of the cemetery]
[Kicks another zombie]
"Get a life!"
FINN
"Eww dude don't touch my legs."
Lee said crushing a candy zombie with his shoes
Lee did not give a single fuck.
'dead people should stay dead.'
Lee thought while following Finn and blocking an attack coming towards Finn without Finn noticing anything.
[Princess Bubblegum is at the top of her castle, ringing a large bell]
"All citizens of the Candy Kingdom! Report to the palace, immediately!"
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
[Candy People mumble in confusion and walk to the palace]
Jake
"WHOA!"
[Jake and Lady go off to the palace. Princess Bubblegum notices the zombies slowly leaving the cemetery.]
Princess Bubblegum[WORRIED] "HURRY, SWEET CITIZENS."
"Alright, you heard the princess, everyone in! Alright, no pushing, come on!"
FINN
"Get in boys, oh hey chocoberry"
Lee said, he met chocoberry before and she has given him a tour to the candy kingdom.
"Dude what's up "
Chocoberry said giving Lee a high five and entering the door.
Jake was starting to panic and fear for the safety of his GF and lil bro, Lee is stronger than anyone here, he saw him lifting a huge log with one hand so he is less worried with his presence in here, Jake too was confident is his strength, and if if all hell breaks loose he can still escape from here, he hoped it would not reach to this level though.
"The princess will explain everything. Tree Trunks, get those hot buns in here, girl."
FINN
Tree Trunks [CARRYING HOT CROSS BUNS]
{(Author Note) I see what they did there haha}
"OH, I HOPE IT'S NOT BAD NEWS."
"it's no biggie, can I have one?"
Says Lee casually
"Oh course dear."
Tree Trunks says while sighing in a relaxing manner.
[Princess Bubblegum and Finn close the door]
Lee goes to Jake to tell him about what happened and the whole royal secret thing before it even happens, knowledge of the show is showing it's fruits, he tells Jake to act obvious, Jake agrees.
"Did we get everyone?"
FINN
"All present and accounted for."
MANFRIED
"Thanks, Manfried."
FINN
YOU'RE WELCOME.
Manfried
"Citizens, we are assembled here in the candy foyer for a momentous announcement. Tonight we are all going to have... a slumber party!"
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
"What?!"
FINN
[Crowd cheers]
Wait! What about the zom--?! [Princess Bubblegum covers his mouth]
FINN
Princess Bubblegum
GO AHEAD AND START PARTYING.
[Voice muffled] But, Princess, the Undead--
FINN
[Carries Finn to the lab] We'll be right back, everyone.
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Jake and Lee.
"WOOOHOOO!"
The due starts to dance jamming to the music, Jake sees that Lee is taking care of everything so he just goes with the flow and visibly relaxed his shoulders.
[In the lab]
"Finn, the Candy People can't know about the zombies."
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
WHA?!
Finn
Princess Bubblegum
"IF THEY KNEW, THEY WOULD FLIP OUT."
What do you mean "flip out"?
FINN
Princess Bubblegum
"I MEAN THEY WOULD FLIP OUT."
[Scene changes to the cemetery; Starchie arrives with a shovel.]
Princess? It's me, Starchie the gravedigger. I brought you a larger corpse shovel. Oh, Princess? Well, I'll just wait for you here, then. By the mausoleum. With my back turned. And my defenses lowered.
STARCHIE
[As Starchie does so, Candy Zombie comes out of the mausoleum and goes up to Starchie, Starchie starts to scream and gasp and then... KABOOM!!! He explodes in a flash of light. Back at the castle.]
Candy People explode when they get scared?!
FINN
Not telling the Candy People about the zombies is so important that you need to promise, Royal Promise, not to let anyone find out about the zombies, ever.
P.B did not trust Finn to not say it, if he said it her kingdom is bygone, so she is starting to take extreme measures.
Okay, sure.
FINN
No, Finn. You have to Royal Promise.
Says P.B while some magnetic field is forming between them..
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Yes, [kneels] I Royal Promise.
Finn says, which confirms the pact and the Guardians are the witnesses.
Now I must cloister myself in the lab and finish the equation to my decorpsinator serum. You keep the candy folk distracted and ignorant. Can you do that?
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Yes, your highness.
FINN
Good. Don't tell anyone about the zombies. Never ever. [She leaves]
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
No, wait. Can I at least tell [Jake enters] Jake?
FINN
Tell me about what, dude?
Says Jake while feigning ignorance.
You know, about the outbreak of zom-- [Covers his mouth]
FINN
[Chuckles] Alright, what's going on?
JAKE
Uhh, nothing at all, buddy! [Laughs awkwardly and skips into the foyer]
FINN
Hey, dude. I think you and Bubblegum are up to something.
JAKE
[nervously] Ahha ah, what? No, no way.
FINN
*Chuckle* alright Champ you do you
Jake walks away towards lady unicorn
[To party-goers] Who wants to play "Truth or Dare"?
FINN
"I'm in!"
Screams Lee while braking a class of juice on the wall which makes everyone cheers.
Ok, Chocoberry, you may ask someone to tell a deep truth or a saucy dare.
FINN
Chocoberry
MR. LEE, TRUTH OR DARE?
LEE
DARE.
I dare you to take off your shirt!
CHOCOBERRY
[Everyone goes "Oooh"]
[Jake puts his hand on Finn's shoulder]
Hey seriously, man. I'm your bro. Bros are supposed to tell bros everything all the time. What are you and Bubblegum up to? Is everything alright?
Jake says while trying hard not to laugh, although he can't deny he felt A little hurt being left out, but this is too good to pass off.
Yep! Fine! Everything is great! Heh, heh. [Whistling sound] Except for that. Whoa.
FINN
[Lee has taken off his shirt]
Peppermint Butler
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THIS HOT!
[Relationship with Peppermint Butler +10]
Lee ignored that.
Chocoberry just kept staring until Lee did his shirt back
LEE
JAKE, TRUTH OR DARE?
Jake
TRUTH!
Do you Fear vampire's? Says Lee while smiling mischievously, he knew what he was doing.
[Everyone stops talking and stares at Jake]
" What? Pshhh I ain't scared of someone like you Lee. Finn! Truth or dare?
JAKE
Lee just kept staring in a daze he realized his influence has changed Jake fear of vampire's but he is thankful that the invisible wall has been broken between them.
"Dare! Haha!"
FINN
I dare you... to tell me the truth about your crush!
JAKE
'You sly dog'
Thought Lee while smiling at Jake which did not go unnoticed by Jake and made him grin with a look that says "your next, Lee".
[Everybody goes "Oooh"]
[Nervously] Umm, ahh, my crush is, ahhh...
FINN
[Finn visualizes Princess Bubblegum's face on Jake]
Oh, you're so cute, Finn.
HALLUCINATION OF PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Ahhh... the truth is... that I'd rather play Dodge Socks!
FINN
[Finn throws a sock at Jake, Princess Bubblegum's face goes away]
"I'm not playing dodge socks 'til you stop dodging my questions. Hey... [Sniffs socks] Old Mr. Cream Puff?"
JAKE
Hey, give me my sock back! Dodge Socks was a bad idea!
FINN
"Not untill you answer my question."
JAKE
[Finn looks out a window behind Jake and sees the zombies coming]
[Thinking] Oh, my goodness! Princess hasn't finished the equation and the zombies are here!
FINN
I, uh, dude I will tell you later princess Bubblegum wants this party to be cool.
FINN
[Zombie arises by the window behind Jake]
Zombie
"SUGAR!"
[Finn shuts the shutters]
What? You lost me dude.
Jack says, disappointed that Finn is being a pußsy.
Umm... Hey, you know what time it is?
FINN
Adventure time?
JAKE
"PARTY TIME WOOHOOO"
Says Lee while jamming to the music with peppermint Butler.
No, time for Seven Minutes in Heaven! You're first.
FINN
Jake
REALLY?
Lady Rainicorn! In the closet with Jake!
FINN
.("What? Me? You gotta be kidding me. Okay, then. I'll play.")
LADY Says in Korean
Okay, okay, alright.
[Closet door closes on Jake and Lady]
But in seven minutes, I'm gonna come out and make you spill your beans, Finn.
JAKE
I can't hear you all the way in heaven!
FINN
[Finn looks out a window, a horde of zombies shouting "Sugar" comes and begins banging on door]
Umm, does anyone else hear that?
CHET
What? Hear what? I, I don't hear anything.
FINN
[Candy People begin to murmur as they too hear the banging.]
I hear something I don't understand... and it makes me scared! [Begins to shake.]
CHET
What? No, Chet. Everybody, wait. What noise? You mean this noise? [Turns on a radio and party lights comes on.]
FINN
Oh. [Laughs]
CHET
Yeah! Dance it! Bust it up! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh!
FINN
Dude I need your help here!
Finn says while dancing approaching lee
[A zombie comes out of the main door, Finn rushes to the door, grabbing a table]
What is this game you are playing at now, Finn?
CHOCOBERRY
[Finn barricades the door with the table]
Uhh, it--
FINN
Blockado, you have to block every exit with the available stuff the more you block the higher your score!
Says Lee while blocking a window.
Finn looks at Lee with gratitude, he can finally relax after Lee decided to take things from here.
[Relationship with Finn +5]
[Candy People cheer and begin blockading the doors and windows before the zombies can come in]
Alright, this is not a permanent solution. Think Finn, how can yo-?
FINN
Hey guys let's smash some piñata!
Lee screamed, he was too lazy to come up with plans so he just went with what Finn did in the show,
'this whole event is not important let's just get this shit done with'
Thought Lee.
Manfried
WHAT?
Except for you, Manfried.
Lee
Oh, thank goodness.
MANFRIED
[Finn and Lee takes some strips off of Taffy Girl]
Now everybody grab these blindfolds.
[Whispering to Lee] Thanks, man, sorry Taffy Girl.
FINN
[Finn runs into the middle of the blindfolded Candy People swinging sticks while Lee is at the front]
Alright, everybody, get together. I'm hanging the piñatas...
[The zombies burst through the barricades]
They're all around you. Smash the piñatas!
FINN
[Finn and the Candy People smash all the zombies]
Yeah! You guys are on fire!
FINN
- 30 HP
- 38 HP
'shut up, system'
Lee thinks while swinging his bat left and right
[Chocoberry smashes a zombie, causing candy to fall out. She kneels down and licks the candy.]
Chocoberry
OH, IT IS SO TASTY.
[All the Candy Zombies are smashed and the Candy People are eating their candy]
Lee is left speechless, this was too disgusting to even remember, he hoped his shop system has a memory erasing pill to delete this abomination from his mind later.
Yes! We did it! The plan worked!
FINN
[Jake and Lady come out of the closet]
Jake
WHEW!
("Hello!")
LADY in Korean.
Seven minutes up yet?
[Grabs a jelly filled doughnut and eats it, noticing the zombie corpses.]
Whoa!
[Runs to Finn]
What the nuts happened here?!
JAKE
Oh, we killed all the zombies that Princess Bubblegum and I raised from the dead.
FINN
Jake
Oh cool Wait don't say it you idiot--
[Time freezes, leaving only Finn moving in the room.]
Jake? What's going on?
FINN
[Princess Bubblegum enters, unaffected by the freezing.]
What? Huh? Oh, Finn! Did you break your Royal Promise?
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Yeah, but, I mean, all the zombies are dead. The Candy People won't freak out. What's the big deal?
FINN
This is really, really bad, Finn. You can't break Royal Promises. Never, ever, never. No matter what, forever.PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
"Guys up ahead"
says Lee while floating
What?! How are you not effecte-
[The room starts shaking]
Oh No, The Guardians of the Royal Promise are coming for us.
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
[A hand bursts through the ceiling and grabs Finn and Princess Bubblegum and pulls them outside]
"Good luck guys"
Says Lee while finishing Jake's donut in his Frozen State.
Finn and Princess Bubblegum
WHOA!
Finn the Human. You have broken a Royal Promise for which the penalty is trial by fire.
GUARDIAN 1
[Guardian 2 breathes fire]
That's stupid, Lee help us!
FINN
"Don't worry Finn you will be fine"
Says Lee while drawing a circle on Jake's frozen face using a red marker.
Wait! He's my friend! Isn't there another option?!
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Yes. Because you care for the promise-breaker, we will give him a less hot trial. You must now answer...
GUARDIAN 1
Guardian 2
...MATH QUESTIONS!
Mathematical!
FINN
Princess Bubblegum
FINN, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT MATH.
Finn
AWWW.
Rude!
Screams Lee from below while drawing a face on Jake's belly, he is laughing evilly imaging Jake's reaction.
Now, solve this!
[Puts Finn in front of Guardian 2, who puts up a hologram of an overly complicated math equation]
GUARDIAN 1
Finn
UHH....
Oh, wait, wait, I thought of a better one.
[Replaces the equation with one that says "2+2"]
GUARDIAN 2
Yes! Two plus two. Solve it or die.
GUARDIAN 1
Uhh. Four, right?
FINN
[Guardians laugh]
Guardian 1
OH, CORRECT.
[Guardians heads explode and time rewinds, night becomes day, Guardian 2's head comes back and he talks backwards and goes back to sitting and blowing bubbles around the Candy Kingdom.]
What's happening, Princess?
FINN
You've defeated the broken royal promise! The Gumball Guardians are resetting!
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
[Guardian 1 drops Finn and Princess Bubblegum, who teleport back to Princess Bubblegum's lab]
Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all "Four!"
FINN
Four, four... Four, four, four... That's it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it!
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
You're welcome!
FINN
'4' is the last figure I need to perfect my decorpsinator serum.
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
"You are still on that..."
Lee
in the foyer, Princess Bubblegum pours the serum on a zombie
Revived Zombie
GOLLY!
Finn and Princess Bubblegum pour the serum on all the zombies
Woohoo! Yeah!
FINN
This is messed up, but sweet.
JAKE
Lady Rainicorn ("IT TRULY IS.")
Lady giggles while giving Jake a mirror
Finn and Princess Bubblegum revive more Candy Zombies
Uncle Chewy!
CANDY PERSON 1
Grandma!
CANDY PERSON 2
Ice Cream Lady
FORMER DEAD RELATIVE!
Starchie! , Hey who did this? Not cool man this gonna take time to remove
JAKE
Everyone starts to laugh at Jake's appearance.
Starchie
MORNIN'.
[Walks over to Finn] Man, you broke a Royal Promise? You're nuts. All you had to do is say that it was a royal secret. I know what's up Lee told me all along.
You knew?!
FINN
Duh [snorts laughingly].
JAKE
Jake then Walks away from Finn.
I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises.
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
and I hope you grasp the full consequences of messing with the cycle of life.
Lee says which makes P.B frown, he was right but she doesn't want to admit it.
Heck yeah! If I break a Royal Promise, I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake Gumball Guardians and... and...
FINN
Princess Bubblegum
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.
[evilly] And reverse death itself!
FINN
"Oh Glob..."
Lee
Oh, you are adorable. But keep your promises, okay?
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM said worriedly
I will, Princess.
FINN
Finn notices Starchie gnawing on his leg and picks him up
Starchie, you're not a zombie.
FINN
I can't help it. Flesh is delicious!
STARCHIE
You're delicious!
FINN
Don't squeeze me! I'll fart!
STARCHIE
Finn squeezes him, Starchie farts
Alright, let's go home guys, dinner on me.
Lee said smiling at P.B while waving her goodbye, to which P.B replied with a simple one-handed wave while smiling, she was happy her people didn't die but she now has more Questions to ask, how can Lee ignore her Guardians ancient magic?
why was he so relaxed as if he knew what was going to happen?...
{(Author Note) the ancient magic is a mere Magnetic field that stops the brain from sending electric waves making it seem as if time has stopped, similar to what happened in the X-man series, Lee's system defended against such a brain attack due to Gamers mind.}
Thought P.B while looking at Lee Yeeting Finn on Jake's huge back and jumping with him.
"Whohoo!"
screams Jake and Finn and the Trio return home while escorting lady unicorn on the way.
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hello, Author here!
lee will have a harem of P.B and Marceline
I probably will add another girl (Huntress wizard) if you guys want, don't really care about any other girl.
Fire girl is for Finn, That can't be changed, Sorry.
we all have seen how much he loved her in the show so we ain't stealing his girl, We helping him.
chapter end, Big one lol.
