1 I can show you the World!

- Play Sub Urban - Freak & Cradles [Mashup] -

It was an eventful night at number 4 privet drive, blinking red&blue lights and sirens waking up neighbours. Police tape around the house as paramedics start rushing into the house in hopes to save and of the family, only for none of the family to survive. A small crack sound is heard from the end of the street as a man dressed in a gray suit walks over to the nearest police.

-POV CHANGE: Dumbledore-

I was having a good sleep, just laying there getting some shut-eye. When I was awoken to the sound of small explosions rushing out I looked at where I stored his trinkets and artifacts, all of them destroyed as if some sort of backlash of magic overcharged the trinket causing it to explode violently.

Dumbledore:「 FAWKES! {Waiting a few seconds with nothing happening} FAWKES!? 」

Fawkes' Flames in flying full speed before bashing into Dumbledore's forehead, making him black out for a couple of seconds. Fawkes having done what he set out to do before leaving to find the small child forsaken by dumbledore in hopes they would be a better partner than the idiot that forcefully bound him.

Waking up a minute or two after Dumbledore proceeds to look at the trinkets again, seeing that the small moving sculpture of a Phoenix has broken into multiple little pieces putting 2 and 2 together he got 4 AKA the dark magic he used to bind the phoenix had broken and thus it was free.

Looking at my shelf full of trinkets most if not all were destroyed, "meaning the biNDING ON HARRY IS BROKEN! THE DURSELYS ARE DEAD FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! THE WEAPON!"

-POV CHANGE: Third Person-

As Fawkes arrived he saw a little girl, covered in blood smiling maniacally, the blood on her slowly dissolving.

- Play My Sunshine OST - A Welcoming Smile -

The little girl quickly composed herself, looking super innocent, She took notice of the bird that came into the house in a burst of flame.

???:「 Hello there! I'm definitely not pure enough for you or the one you are looking for~ You should search somewhere else. 」

Fawkes looking at the young girl nods at her before turning to leave to find the young boy he sought after,

???:「Before you leave though, may I pet you? I haven't touched a phoenix before! 」

Fawkes turned back to her tilted his head and took on a contemplating look, before nodding his head because he couldn't sense any I'll intent from her, reasoning that the girl in front of him isn't pure but she isn't evil.

???:「Wowie! Thank you Mister phoenix! 」

Fawkes was being petted for a few minutes before he took notice of a small red string on her wrist, one that felt full of life as if the lady life herself was there before he took notice of the aura of death radiating from this little one as if Lord death was in front of him.

"Ahh, I see. This is the mistress of death and if that string is anything to go by the master of life is on the other end." Fawkes had contemplated this while being pet.

Chara:「Welp it's time for me to go Mister phoenix! By the way, my name is Chara Noire. I hope you find your Partner! 」

Seeing the young girl leave, Fawkes left immediately as police sirens sounded out and Dumbledore's Magic was coming closer.

- Another place entirely -

- Play Cpt. Nickolas Church "Undertale - Sans. Theme" Lo-Fi Remix -

In a bedroom obviously made for a young girl we see a little boy sleeping on the bed wake up, sitting up he reaches into his coat and pulls out a PREMIUM ketchup bottle before downing some.

Standing up he looks around, he knows this isn't his room and he feels too lazy to leave but has this nagging feeling of needing to be somewhere, looking around and seeing no one there he decides to take a "shortcut" outside of the house before picking up some rocks and throwing them threw the window.

Walking around town he looks at a television inside a shop laying the evening news.

News Person:「 Today at about 8:00 PM at Number 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging Surrey. The family of three was murdered, *Shows a section of the house with police cars, Offices and tape around it while paramedics take the bodies out* 」

Drowning out the voice sans focused on a little girl who looked directly at the camera and waved, before Spelling S A N S in the air, and freaked him out. She knew his name but he didn't know her the feeling of having to be somewhere intensified heavily afterwards.

Deciding to not be lazy for once in his life he used a "Shortcut" to teleport nearby where he felt he had to be, he couldn't point to the exact location but the area around it.

- Borough of Islington, London -

- Play Undertale - Once Upon a Time (Orchestral Arrangement) -

Both have just appeared in front of each other, frozen at the sight, Sans breath hitched as he saw someone he would like to spend the rest of his life with appear in front of him someone who had beautiful that even gods couldn't rival.

The young girl seeing the young boy in front of her felt heat rush to her cheeks as she giggled at him, she proceed to try to hide her face with her hair while looking down shyly.

A ball of flames appear out of nowhere, to reveal a phoenix that the young girl had met not too long ago, Fawkes who had appeared landed onto sans shoulder his magic resonating with him as a familiar bond was finally made with Fawkes his happy trilling lifted both of the kids' hearts.

As both fell into a trance listening to the phoenix sing his beautiful song both started to walk to a nearby park and sit down on a bench together, head tilted onto one another's shoulder.

Chara:「 Hey? 」

Sans:「Yeah? 」

Chara:「Im Chara, Chara Noire! 」

Sans:「You probably already know this but, I'm Sans, Sans Comic. 」

If one were to walk by they would see two young children about the age of ten sitting on the bench illuminated by the moon with a beautiful song coming from somewhere, it was as if you were looking at soul-mates.

The girl has brown hair with red and pink highlights, about shoulder length. Their eyes are in between pink and red, changing with the lighting. A green sweater with a tan stripe in the center covered their upper body, while a pink skirt with bright lavender leggings. Brown knee-high high-heeled boots covered her feet and part of her legs.

Chara:「This feels nice~ 」

The boy was slightly shorter than the average height, wears red slippers, grey/blue eyes heterochromia, black jogging pants, a white undershirt, a blue sweater with fur lining on the hood, a Kakashi-style face mask that has a skeleton on it, Black fingerless gloves, Very pale and almost worrying pale, short white hair.

Sans:「It feels as if… we're are meant to be together, ya know?~ 」

Chara nods her head as she closes her eyes and snuggles into his side eliciting a small chuckle from him.

Sans:「Hey? 」

She looks up at him tilting her head at him, her hair swaying out of the way, his breath was taken by the sheer beauty that was her eyes.

Chara:「Yeah? 」

Sans:「Why are skeletons so calm? 」

Chara:「Because nothing gets under their skin? 」

She responded giggling and with a smirk, making him grin under his mask.

Sans:「Yeah, it's pretty humerus right? 」

She giggled even more at that, before looking slightly sad before standing up and walking forward slightly.

Chara:「I have a mission to do, First is to find the soul shards of someone who wanted to cheat death. 」

She turned around looking at the ground hoping to stop the tears, feeling her heart tearing apart at the thought of leaving him alone to find these pieces to kill. Unknown to her his heart broke at the same thought.

Sans:「Then I will just go with you! 」

Chara:「Yo-you'd come with me? It's gonna be dangerous you know? 」

Sans:「If I had to die Thousands of times, Reset the world Thousands of times, Stop time for Thousands of years. It would be worth it just to be with you! 」

He got up and embraced her into a warm and loving hug, one which the both of them just melted into.

Sans:「So this might seem awkward but, I kinda don't have a place to stay. Do you? 」

Chara's angelic laugh lifted his heart to new heights.

Chara:「I know a place but we need to visit the goblins first {She grabbed his hand} So let's go get tested for birth rights! 」

She pulls on him falling backwards only for both to go through a portal and land upright in front of the leaky cauldron

Before heading out from the alleyway they are in Sans places a Save point and saves before they leave and enter the bar.

- Leaky Cauldron, Diagon Alley -

Walking up to the bar we see Sans sit down on one of the Stools casually in front of the bartender tom before Chara grabs his hand and pulls him down and starts walking towards the back.

Chara:「C'mon we have to get to Gringotts our parents are waiting for us there~ 」

Sans:「But we don't have wands yet, I told them we should have had a babysitter but they didn't listen! 」

Chara glares at him in a playful manner before turning toward the barkeep,

Chara:「Excuse me, Mister tom? Could you open the way to the Alley we need to meet our parents at the bank? 」

Tom:「I would be delighted little miss, the names tom. Come with me and watch the pattern on the bricks so you can enter on your own later 」

Chara:「Thank you mister Tom! You're the best! 」

Rushing to Gringotts the goblins who are on guard shivered at the aura of the two kids rushing to the bank, once they had passed the goblins relaxed just a tad bit before continuing to do their duty.

- Gringotts, Diagon Alley -

Chara and Sans having entered the bank Calming walked up to the first available Teller who was discreetly shaking before he could say anything though.

&Gobbledegook&

Chara:「&Hello mister goblin we are here to see the king!& 」

The nearby Pure-Bloods were shocked that a small child was speaking the language of a goblin, the goblins even more so before the image of their death was held in front of their eyes and death himself just standing there menacingly joined by life on his side.

Under the threat that was death and life themselves, they brought the two young children to meet with the king himself, who already had been visited and was expecting them.

Jareth:「I am Jareth the goblin king, I welcome you two Master of life and Mistress of Death. 」

Hearing Chara gasp Sans looks at the goblin king in pity.

Sans:「 Just let her get it out of her system. 」

Jareth:「She is not going to… do the song, is she? 」

Chara Proceeds to do the "Dance Magic Dance" in its entirety while Sans and Jareth just sat at the desk ready to do business.

Sans:「I am so sorry about her, she just has to get that song out of her system. 」

Jareth:「*Sigh* I have heard that song almost every time I have to meet a muggle after that damned Labyrinth Picture film came out, it is nothing new so no hard feelings. Now, what can I do for you? 」

Sans:「We need inheritance tests, we do plan to go to Hogwarts in a year's time but we need to know if we have any vaults for money for school. 」

A perk for both of our young protagonists being soul-mates was the ability to send their own thoughts to each other.

^Soul mate speaking^

Chara:「^Hey~ don't forget about the Horcrux in the Lestrange vault!^」

Sans:「Oh, and before Chara forgets there's a Horcrux in the Lestrange vault that death isn't very happy about so we would appreciate it if you could hand over the item to us, it's in Bellatrix's vault. 」

Jareth:「You may have the vile… Item… its no problem I would encourage you to take it and never return it to us, I will never want such a thing in my vault. 」

Sans:「Thats no problem at all. 」

Jareth:「Now about the test, it is quite simple I will have the materials delivered over to us. 」

Finally done with the musical number Chara who is exhausted comes and sits down on Sans' lap curling up to rest after her long dance routine, purring as Sans pets her head.

[INSERT 5 MINUTES LATER SPONGEBOB CARD]

With Chara still sleepily sitting on Sans's lap a goblin come in with the ritual equipment, Going through with the ritual both get their parchment handed to them before the goblin can read it.

- Chara's Parchment -

Name: Chara cter Noire (Formerly Harry James Potter)

Age: 10

Gender: Female (Formerly Male)

(Blocks and Potions and Ailments)

Magic Core: 75% Blocked (Shattered)

Parsel magic: 100% Blocked (Shattered)

Natural Occlumency: 100% Blocked (Shattered)

Natural Legilimency: 100% Blocked (Shattered)

Horcrux (Devoured)

(Lord/Ladyships and Heir/Heiress)

Lady of: Slytherin, Peverell, Potter, and Gryffindor

Heiress of: Black.

Married Ladyships: Ravenclaw

- Sans's Parchment -

Name: Sans MS Comic (Formerly Hermione jean granger)

Age: 10

Gender: male (Formerly Female)

(Blocks and Potions and Ailments)

None

(Lord/Ladyships and Heir/Heiress)

Lady of: Ravenclaw

Heir: None

MairedLordships: Slytherin, Peverell, Potter, and Gryffindor

After reading and handing over the Parchments to the goblin both of them were blushing beet red, finding out you are married to some you find very, very, attractive is a good thing especially if you know it's mutual.

Jareth:「Now all we have to do is call the rings here I will have the cup brought to us, use these parchments to bring the rings here, and my I inquire as to which title you wish for us to call you both? 」

Chara:「I would prefer to go by lady Peverell, If you would be so kind. 」

She looked at Sans for the last half of her sentence, getting the message from her smile that didn't quite reach her eyes as he nodded his head. Jareth eyed the scene with barely hidden amusement.

Sans:「Lord Peverell please Jareth. 」

Jareth:「Of course Lord and lady Peverell, may you forever be happy with your marriage. 」

Both went beet red again at the thought of being married.

Sans:「Jareth I have a favour to ask of you. 」

Jareth:「Before you ask me let me clear up a few things for you two, you two are currently the richest Wizard and Witch in Britain, as such you should know where your wealth comes from. 」

Seeing he had both of their attention, he proceeds to tell them of how their wealth was and is being made.

Jareth:「Currently you own at least a 5% stake in each store in Diagon Alley, 10-15% for others but you get the gist of it, that wealth is just stagnating as of recently so I thought it would be best to bring up investments that you might want to make magical or muggle. 」

Seeing the opportunity to make tons of money a random old memory came to Chara about companies being big in ****, so she wrote down a list of them all to be invested in and then handed it to Jareth.

Chara:「Please invest in these, I believe they are gonna be big in the coming years. 」

Jareth:「I understand Lady Peverell. Now pour some of your magic into these runes and it will summon all the rings for you. 」

Pour a bit of magic into the paper on the desk 5 boxes appeared in front of Chara and 1 in front of Sans, putting on the rings and seeing no rejection both smiled at one another when a 7th box appeared and atop this box was writing in parcel tongue which Chara happily read aloud

Chara:「To the new Lord/Lady of Slytherin, I Salazar congratulate you on getting married inside this box are the Slytherin Marriage rings for you, I hope you will enjoy the rest of you and your spouse's life for the rest of your time. 」

Opening the box the rings inside were so pretentious that both Sans and Chara wanted to destroy them when both rings jumped up onto the two hands on the ring finger before transforming into sleek rings personalized for the wearer, both Sans and Chara Recognised the Hearts on Sans's ring was Chara's Soul and on Chara's ring was San's soul.

Sans:「About that favour could you set up a meeting with Sirius black for us? 」

Jareth:「Yes that would be a trivial matter. 」

Sans:「Thank you. 」

Sans:「Looks like a lot of Heart was put into making these rings ey? 」

Chara:「 Or you could say someone poured their whole Soul into making this? 」

Both broke out into giggles over their puns before the door opened and in came another goblin carefully bringing a box big enough to fit a small chalice.

Jareth:「In that box is the Horcrux. 」

Chara:「Ohhhh, A snack! 」

Both goblins look at her in confusion as she opens the box and starts rubbing her hands together before licking her lips, reaching towards the Chalice her hand turns an ethereal pink before suddenly plunging her hand into the chalice and pulling out a small wiggling mass of black goop.

The goblins looked at it in fear of the sheer amount of dark magic it was radiating put them on edge while Sans reaches over grabbing it before throwing it up into the as if it was a piece of popcorn.

Chara grins as her teeth sharped to a fine point before consuming the soul like its soul eater

Chara:「Ohhhh, BlackBerry flavour! Anyway, thank you Jareth we must be off.」

Sans:「Shall we, my lady? 」

Chara gets up before holding her hand out to Sans as he gets up and grabs it with his own a hand sliding onto her waist as they start to waltz as a beautiful song plays from Fawkes who flamed in

Chara:「I have no idea how we're doing this perfectly Sans, I don't even know how to dance. 」

Sans:「I do believe it's time for us to be Off, Fawkes if you would? 」

Fawkes lands on Sans's shoulder as they disappear from the Bank in a ball of flame, stunning the guarding globins.

Jareth:「They are not to be made enemies at all costs, if anyone does it could spell the end of the goblin race as we know it. 」

Random Goblin Guard:「Understood sir, but what happens if the wizards pisses them off? 」

Jareth:「Should that happen, Initiate plan Fortress, until the rubble stops bouncing. 」

Random Goblin Guard:「Everyone will be notified sire. 」

- Outside Gringotts, Diagon Alley -

A ball of flame appeared in front of the guard before disappearing luckily it was late at night and not many were there to witness it, walking down the Alley both of them start to browse the wares from the windows of closed shops scouting out what where they should go next year to buy their stuff.

While walking down the Alley they pass by an old man who doesn't pay attention to them as he continued to walk around the Alley as if searching for someone, stopping Chara looks at the old man before coming up with a plan as sans hears her thoughts about it and the evil cackling she's doing could help but smile and want in on the prank.

Chara:「Hey old man, are you searching for something? 」

Dumbledore hearing the young voice turns around and sees a couple of kids around the age of his weapon, deciding to ask if they had seen him he gave them a grandfatherly smile.

Dumbledore:「Hello young lady, I'm looking for my grandson he ran off while we were shopping he's about the same height as you with glasses and green eyes, Oh and black hair have you seen him? 」

Chara:「oh we saw him with his uncle, he was a large, vicious-looking man with matted grey hair and whiskers. He had pointed teeth and long yellowish nails he was walking with someone who fit that description, they said the man was his uncle and he had saved him from his other uncle who was a horrible man. 」

Dumbledore's face paled before responding to the children.

Dumbledore:「Thank you young lady, I hope you and your brother have a wonderful evening! 」

He ran off leaving the two children by themselves.

Sans:「That old man is sure gonna have a heart attack. 」

Chara:「Well that might get rid of one asshole, a child-eating cannibal one at that! It might increase anti-werewolf laws and I don't want to give umbitch that ammo. 」

Sans:「Relax~ the old man will probably tell his order of KFC- ACK! FAWKES WHAT THE HELL! 」

Fawkes Chilling on his shoulder squawked indignantly about being called KFC, the order was named after him after all. Chara just giggled from the side-line watching this as she transferred the HP damage to herself so Sans wouldn't have to reset as they haven't saved yet.

- TIME SKIP to Borough of Islington, London -

Sans:「So Grimmauld place 12 we stay here right? 」

Chara:「In a minute first let me go in and add you to the wards then we will add the Fidelius Charm~ 」

Sans:「Understood, I shall await you out here, my lady~ 」

Walking into the house Chara walks up the stairs after casting a silencing spell toward Walburga Black's painting and flashing her the Heiress ring, arriving at the black library she enters and goes to the nearby fireplace cutting her hand on a dagger she smears the blood onto the mantel proving she is of black blood and touching it with the Heiress ring so it would give her accesses as she keys Sans into the ward scheme.

Walking back out she grabs Sans's hand who is sleeping while standing up, jolting him enough to wake up and walk with her inside, once they enter the house again they meet Kreacher who has removed the silencing spell on his lady's portrait.

Walburga:「MUDBLOODS HOW DARE YOU DEFILE THE HOUSE OF BLACK! YOU BYPRODUCTS OF FILTH AND VILENESS, RETU-」

She was silenced once more, this time by sans.

Sans:「Kreacher! Come here right now! 」

They waited for a bit and no answer came.

Chara:「Welp guess since Kreacher isn't here I can just tear down this wall with the bitch still on it. I always wanted to try redecorating with explosions!」

Kreacher:「YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING TO MISTRESS PORTRAIT」

- Play Determination (Undertale) - "Vs. Chara [MSB X Cannibal]" NITRO Remix -

Chara:「then get that bitch off this wall and into the attic and bring me the locket, we both know the one I'm talking about the one Regulus gave his life for. 」

Kreacher:「KREACHER SHALL DO NO SUCH THING」

Chara:「do not test my patience Kreacher, as heiress of house black I'm ordering you. 」

Her voice had a large tint of steel, one that did not mess around

Kreacher:「KREACHER IS A GOOD ELF AND WILL NOT LISTEN TO A FILFIY MUDBLOOD!」

Chara:「This is your last chance Kreacher~ If you do not comply… I wILL EaT yOuR SOul aNd BUrn YoUr MiSSTResS! 」

Her voice had started becoming demonic black veins start encroaching her eyes and her teeth slowly but surely started to sharpen, only for sans to hug her from behind as she slowly started to calm down afterwards her feature returning to normal.

Sans:「Kreacher, Do as she said and we will destroy the Horcrux that is that locket, you may visit and talk with Walburga whenever you want, keep her clean whatever you like. But you will obey us, we are not above getting another house-elf to replace you rather than be your apprentice and learn how to take care of things for after you die, if we have to get another one to replace you we will not be following the Black tradition with your corpse, understood? 」

Kreacher:「Kreacher will comply for now, but do not expect Kreacher to do things for you if you do not get rid of the locket! 」

He yelled at them popping away before popping back and handing them the locket.

- Play uwa.. so temperate. (undertale lo-fi remix) -

But before he popped away to the attic with Walburga's Portrait, he watched her glaring with the force of house black, he was horrified when he saw her pluck out the soul inside the locket as it fell to the ground she started directly at his eyes as she took the soul and shoved it directly into her mouth and crunching down on it. Afterwards, her hand was shoved into his chest and soul puled out he watched with absolute dread as she stared at him in soul form with sharp teeth before shoving him back into his body.

Chara:「The next time you disobey me, I will shove your soul into my mouth and eat it PAINFULLY slow so you feel every moment of it. 」

He bobbed his up and down insanely fast as he grabbed Walburga's Portrait and popped away to the attic.

Sans:「Chara, it's late. 」

Chara:「Kreacher! Clean up the master bedroom! I and my husband will be sleeping there. And get me something more comfortable to sleep in 」

Walking to the kitchen Sans sat Chara down at the table as he took over the kitchen his telekinesis working overtime on objects as he set forth the dishes and utensils a fork and bowl floating in front of Chara as she waited for Sans to finish cooking.

Sans teleported fresh ingredients to the kitchen he took the chicken and started to cook it in a pan on the stove while getting out a wok and teleporting some pre-made bags of rice Summoning an egg to his hand he cracked it and scrambled it before putting it in the wok, as the egg started to cook he flipped the chicken to cook the other side, getting out some vegetables as Fawkes flammed in smelling the food cooking Sans throws him a small piece of cooked a chicken as he sliced and diced the veggies make sure nothing was burnt he took the chicken off the burner letting it rest while putting all the rice and veggies into the wok as he sliced a bunch of water chestnut and threw that in with a tablespoon of soy sauce.

Back at the table with Chara, she watched Sans do his thing as she was dreamily thinking of how good his food was from the smell alone as he continued to cook he took off his mask and put it into his pocket, the blue apron on him saying "Kiss the Cook" with a skeleton holding the letter C and a hotdog.

Back to Sans himself, letting the food cook for a bit and heat up the rice he turns to the chicken and expertly twirled his knife before chopping the chicken into strips and starting to cube it before wiping the cutting board full of chicken into the wok with half of the chicken still needing to be dealt with he flips the wok and food flies into the air in slow motion before landing in the wok with no loss, as he once again turns to the chicken and gets the rest of it prepared and adding it to the food before finishing cooking.

Sitting down with the wok in front of both of them, they serve themselves, Sans, using chopsticks and Chara with a fork, Following Sans's example both their hands together and say thanks for the food

Sans&Chara:「 Itadakimasu/Thank you for the Food. 」

Both devoured the food, and at the end of the meal, Kreacher appeared and took the dishes to clean them.

Kreacher:「Heiress's room is ready, Kreacher cleaned everything and put the clothes in the washroom. 」

Sans:「Thank you Kreacher. 」

Chara gets to head to the washroom, but before she does as she walks by Sans she sees a bit of food on his cheek so she quickly Kisses his cheek to get the food, before speeding up to the washroom in embarrassment face beet red as she had just kissed Sans, yes it was for the food stuck on his cheek but still it was a KISS!

Walking into the washroom she sees the Victorian nightgown hanging for her, her eye twitched as she yelled at Kreacher again.

Chara:「Kreacher! Get me something from the muggle world instead! 」

Kreacher:「Kreacher will be back with what heiresses have asked 」

Walking out of the washroom she waits until she hears a crack and walks back in to see black Lingerie frozen to the spot as Sans walked past behind her yawning saying he will meet her upstairs.

Looking at the Lingerie she questions where Kreacher got it from, "Japan? Like seriously who makes Lingerie for 10 years olds!"

Kreacher:「Kreacher will help with the complicated dress 」

Chara:「WAIT! KREACHER N-! 」

Kreacher had with just a snap put the Lingerie on her taking the old clothes because they were dirty, she looked up towards the sky asking if this was for trolling Dumblewhore, he was an asshole okay?

Eventually (An hour later) she left the washroom and walk upstairs embarrassed hoping Sans is asleep so she could just hide under the covers, walking into the room she sees the rose petals and put out candles with sans lying under the sheets.

Chara:「oh thank god. 」

Scurrying to the bed she gets in at the edge and stays there feeling cold for 15 whole minutes even under the mountain of blankets before turning to Sans, seeing him sleep so peacefully she scoots over before snuggling into him as the little spoon feeling his warmth helped her to fall asleep.

- TIMESKIPPU -

The morning light blasted threw the thin curtains as Chara turned away from the curtains stuffing her face into sans as he slept like a brick, it was about 6-7 AM and Kreacher stood by the side of the bed and proceeded to start shaking Chara who grumbled at him to go away before she was shaken awake.

Sans being the absolute boss he is while groggy teleported to the Washroom so he could have a bath leaving Chara in the warm bed as Kreacher shook her awake again.

Chara:「Fine I'm up! I'm UP! 」

Kreacher:「Heiress Didn't consummate her marriage did Kreacher not Setup the room properly? Kreacher Followed the books to the very last instruction. 」

Chara:「JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KREACHER WE ARE 10! 」

Kreacher:「That has nothing to do with Consumating your marriage? What does being 10 have to do with anything? 」

Chara:「EVERYTHING! WE ARE TOO YOUNG FOR SEGGS KREACHER! IT. IS. AGAINST. THE. FUCKING. LAW! 」

Kreacher:「The Wizards have no such Law, what Law are you talking about? 」

Chara:「Ah! Damn purebloods Kreacher just… don't bring it up again okay? 」

Kreacher:「Kreacher not promise for Kreacher is good elf of house black Kreacher will make you a proper lady of house black. 」

Chara:「Clean up the room dispose of the candles and roses okay. AND GET ME MY CLOTHES FROM YESTERDAY THAT SHOULD BE CLEAN BY NOW! 」

Kreacher:「Yes Heiress, Kreacher will clean this space and get you your clothes. 」

Chara:「AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME AND MY SOULMATE FUCK! 」

Kreacher stopped for a split second taking that information in before going back to what he was doing.

Kreacher:「Kreacher not promise, Kreacher is trying to get Heiress to make love not fuck! Heiress can't be a cheap whore」

Chara:「SHUTUP!」

Getting her clothes back Chara walked down to the kitchen, uncomfortable due to her previous underwear being missing and having to wear the Lingerie.

In the kitchen we see Sans looking dead as a Skeleton making tea before starting to cook slowly once his tea was finished he downed it in one go before cooking at a far faster pace.

Chara:「Kreacher! 」

Kreacher:「What is Kreacher needed for? 」

Chara:「Get another Fridge and stock it with the Drink muggles call mountain dew and bring me one, ASAP. 」

Snapping his fingers a can of Mountain Dew appeared in front of her taking it and cracking it open she downed it in one go.

Kreacher:「Kreacher will be back. 」

Sans:「Lively little thing ain't he? 」

Chara:「Your telling me. 」

Sans:「We really should get a second elf that Kreacher would teach so we don't have to worry about him dying and leaving something unfulfilled. 」

Chara:「Porbably, but even if he is a pain in the ass he does his work and takes pride in his work how many people can say that? 」

Sans:「Not many that's true, so Eggs for breakfast what do we do after? 」

Chara:「Plan. 」